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7 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

If I'm being honest, I like that Sark was willing to change his position when he learned that everyone who cares about the program disagreed with him. I get that a lot of successful HCs are "my way or the highway" types, but that just doesn't seem like Sark's style. Not that he won't stick to his guns when he knows he's right, but it's good that he's willing to acknowledge he may occasionally be wrong. That was especially true in year 0. 

 

 

 

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Burton said on the OTF website that Sark is still looking to pull someone from the NFL for the DL coaching spot. 

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

So it okay to suck it, but don’t eat it.

 

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2 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

Thought it was set in stone 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Thought it was set in stone 

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

11 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

Of quartz we did.

I am starting to think that this hire is going to be an out of the boxite hire. 

let's not do this schist again

He was always rock solid to the Texans.  

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fumbled at the 1 in the fourth quartzer smh

FIFY 

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

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40 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

8 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

With the slate of opponents we're facing in the SEC, I'm hoping we've got a gneiss amount set aside for coaches and a Spring portal transfer. We'll undoubtedly be facing stronger offensive limes.

57 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

 

55 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Thought it was set in stone 

 

53 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

 

45 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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45 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Of quartz we did.

 

34 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am starting to think that this hire is going to be an out of the boxite hire. 

 

30 minutes ago, Jebus said:

let's not do this schist again

 

29 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

He was always rock solid to the Texans.  

 

14 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

 

11 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

 

9 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Just some details we couldn’t iron out. 

God i love this site

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God i love this site

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… hope Ernie isn’t the jealous type.

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

25 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God i love this site

Yeah it is a pretty gneiss place. 

Your thought processes were fractured and your hopes in vein; shouldn’t put the karst before the horse.

Everyone needs to just fucking coal it and stop worrying about the hire. Sark has this schist under control.

42 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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… hope Ernie isn’t the jealous type.

He's getting better. What a night that was

44 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

Coaching results are paltry. 

57 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

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23 minutes ago, BERT said:

He's getting better. What a night that was

 

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18 minutes ago, Los Borracho said:

Coaching results are poultry. 

A near miss. Your pun game has gone a fowl.

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So we are gonna start with a clean "slate"?

We’ve all lost our marble(s) 

5 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

A near miss. Your pun game has gone a fowl.

You guys quack me up.

Edited by South Austin

Just woke up, on the other side of the globe (not sure how to explain that position to you flat earthers), this thread definitely got me off to a rocky start.

Who's at fault here?  We can't all be igneous of the implications of this.

11 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

This hire will be a seismic event for college football.

I think most of you should tell yourselves what you normally tell your wives/spouses and girlfriends/SOs - "prepare to be disappointed".

9 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Just woke up, on the other side of the globe (not sure how to explain that position to you flat earthers), this thread definitely got me off to a rocky start.

Something that is flat has a side and an "other side". Something that is round has infinite sides. You just proved the flat earthers right.

Our new D line coach is totally gonna rock. I can feel it in my stones. 

19 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Something that is flat has a side and an "other side". Something that is round has infinite sides. You just proved the flat earthers right.

Awesome. I’m trying to be more inclusive.

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