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This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

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  • Totally. Hiring a guy who was drafted by Nick Saban, coached by Dan Quinn, worked under Bo Davis for three years, has eight years of experience coaching the position in college, has recruited the stat

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    I will douse BurntOrange&White and BillFromLakeTravis in gasoline and set them on fire to retain Bo Davis while getting rid of Terry Joseph. 

  • He left A&M.

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3 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?

No

11 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

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16 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

The Kake is baked 

14 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

I'm sorry, ClubWhatever. The word we're looking for is 'is.' As in, This board is a truly awful place.

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?
I'm sure PK has input, but Sark is the one ultimately either making the hire or passing.
2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My wife's aunt and uncles went to high school with him. Not really a CSB, but I told it anyway.

My wife worked with him in grad school. She thinks he's a complete asshole.

49 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

I find the nickname, Bake Dog, to be extremely upsetting. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Mama named him R2, I'm calling him R2.

Nice Coming to America reference. 

I say this so @SydneyCarton gets the joke. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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this fucker is going to be the steelers new OC.. can't wait for him to do his thing and finally gets Tomlin out the door 

4 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

can't wait for him to do his thing and finally gets Tomlin out the door 

The last time he was an OC, the Titans had the #4 scoring offense, #3 total offense, #2 rushing offense.

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

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2 hours ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

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Is this that ETBF I keep hearing so much about?   

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

Yeah, its great!

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

The last time he was an OC, the Titans had the #4 scoring offense, #3 total offense, #2 rushing offense.

I mean things are easier when you have Derrick Henry and AJ Brown

I'm sorry, ClubWhatever. The word we're looking for is 'is.' As in, This board is a truly awful place.

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And I’m here for it!

Remember when a lot of people wanted to retain Chris Ash?

I don’t because Tom Herman drove me to drinking a lot. 

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean things are easier when you have Derrick Henry and AJ Brown

That is probably balanced out by their QB.

9 hours ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

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Oof. The Baker is about to whip up some bread.

18 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, he's married to a bird? Tesia

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I mean, I guess she's kinda cute.

Just kidding...my Internet stalking says this may be his wife.

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She looks weird. Would not bang. 

Whats up with her nose? She looks like the wicked witch of the east 

18 hours ago, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

I'm going with Bakers Dozen 

19 hours ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

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So, I'm not well versed in this area, but does this qualify as an East Texas Box Face?  

If so, that could help on the recruiting trail.

I can't tell if she's from Kentucky or simply has an east TX box face.

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Can you fucking idiots stop discussing, particularly in a shitty, denigrating manner, the new coach’s wife? Christ. 

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing, particularly in a shitty, denigrating manner, the new coach’s wife? Christ. 

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Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities.

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing, particularly in a shitty, denigrating manner, the new coach’s wife? Christ. 

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That would be nice.

Of course, it is also proof that everyone is hated here. I would say we would take a shit on anything, but that was the old site.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

That would be nice.

Of course, it is also proof that everyone is hated here. I would say we would take a shit on anything, but that was the old site.

Is that you Mr. McMahon?

23 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Dude, you're thinking of Chris Ash. I don't remember much about Flood's time at Rutgers. Ash's first staff in 2016 is one of the all-time worst P5 staffs, ever. Go look it up. You have Drew Mehringer as the OC, for starters. I think some of the position coaches are and have been out of football. Most lack wikipedia pages and are not guys that any of us can credibly claim to know well. Just complete trash.

people think you may be kidding about that, but it's really that fucking bad

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the shocking thing is that they actually went 2-10. then you see they won vs Howard and New Mexico.

 

 

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Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

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31 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

can you imagine how quickly this site would turn into /r/roastme if that happened? (as it should)

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

can you imagine how quickly this site would turn into /r/roastme if that happened? (as it should)

Yeah. Would be good for me, i think.  I think people would be like "oh. you're not that fat"

On 1/30/2024 at 11:51 AM, Katfid54 said:

easily the saddest wikipedia profile picture on the internet:

 

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52 minutes ago, Chooky said:

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Can you imagine both of these guys going on a recruiting visit to your home and show up looking like they left some chromosomes in the car?

2 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

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