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Some twitter talk about Choice being a main target for the opening RB Coach at Georgia.

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  • Totally. Hiring a guy who was drafted by Nick Saban, coached by Dan Quinn, worked under Bo Davis for three years, has eight years of experience coaching the position in college, has recruited the stat

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    I will douse BurntOrange&White and BillFromLakeTravis in gasoline and set them on fire to retain Bo Davis while getting rid of Terry Joseph. 

  • He left A&M.

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Seems silly for a position coach at Texas to take the same title elsewhere. Bo did it but there was other factors. Interesting 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Some twitter talk about Choice being a main target for the opening RB Coach at Georgia.

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I'm assuming we won't let him go without a fight but he is from Georgia.  That would be a kick in the nuts. 

He isn’t leaving the University of Texas for fucking Georgia and he damn sure isn’t leaving Steve Sarkisian to work for Mike fuckin Bobo.

18 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Some twitter talk about Choice being a main target for the opening RB Coach at Georgia.

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Fwiw, Gerry said he doesn't believe Choice will leave to take a non-HC job.

2 hours ago, Dangle said:

Fwiw, Gerry said he doesn't believe Choice will leave to take a non-HC job.

Choice is on the assistant to HC track. Being tied to Sarkisian's offense is much better than Bobo's offense.

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[Zenitz] Georgia is expected to hire Georgia Tech wide receivers coach Josh Crawford as its running backs coach, sources tell 247Sports.

15 hours ago, westexhorn said:

[Zenitz] Georgia is expected to hire Georgia Tech wide receivers coach Josh Crawford as its running backs coach, sources tell 247Sports.

Fuck you, Bobo, you fucking clown.

A very relevant side story:

When I was a kid growing up on the east coast, we used to call off-brand products “bobos,” and naturally it was a source of taunting in middle school. 

For example, Jams were a big thing at the time, and of course I wanted a pair. So when my mom bought me a knock off brand of Jams, I was on the verge of tears because I was going to be wearing bobos to school.

A very relevant side story:
When I was a kid growing up on the east coast, we used to call off-brand products “bobos,” and naturally it was a source of taunting in middle school. 
For example, Jams were a big thing at the time, and of course I wanted a pair. So when my mom bought me a knock off brand of Jams, I was on the verge of tears because I was going to be wearing bobos to school.

Yup. There were shoes we called bobos. Brown suede looking with a thick rubber sole.
31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

A very relevant side story:

When I was a kid growing up on the east coast, we used to call off-brand products “bobos,” and naturally it was a source of taunting in middle school. 

For example, Jams were a big thing at the time, and of course I wanted a pair. So when my mom bought me a knock off brand of Jams, I was on the verge of tears because I was going to be wearing bobos to school.

“Bobos” only referred to cheap shoes in my town. 
 

🎼 “Bobos, they make your feet feel fine. Bobos, they cost a dollar ninety-nine. Bobos. Bobos…” 🎶🎵(to the tune of “Col. Bogey March/Bridge on the River Kwai”)

2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Yup. There were shoes we called bobos. Brown suede looking with a thick rubber sole.

Oh. You mean the reason i got in 20 fights 8th grade year. Mom was just trying to toughen me up. 

But bitching about the ripped shirts afterwards seemed kinda unproductive 

I guess our town was so poor  everyone had knockoffs,  I don't remember the term bobos.

Bellbottoms 4 inches too long and 3 years outta fashion. I think my folks lost their mind that year. 

Suprised i survived. 

On 2/27/2024 at 12:54 PM, South Austin said:

A very relevant side story:

When I was a kid growing up on the east coast, we used to call off-brand products “bobos,” and naturally it was a source of taunting in middle school. 

For example, Jams were a big thing at the time, and of course I wanted a pair. So when my mom bought me a knock off brand of Jams, I was on the verge of tears because I was going to be wearing bobos to school.

 

The word bobo is often used as a slight in Spanish speaking countries. It can mean naive fool, punk, pushover, etc.

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Talk about an endorsement ...

 

 

If he can close on Ricky and Jordan ... 

 

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Talk about an endorsement ...
 
 
If he can close on Ricky and Jordan ... 
 
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No no no NOOOOOO...

We gotta keep choice and this doesn't help. Recruiting is just fine but this puts him on the radar for some second tier program desperate for a HC that brings a recruiting bump and willing to take a chance on a position coach.

Hopefully Sark already has a plan to steal the second best RB coach from whoever.
7 hours ago, ousux said:

No no no NOOOOOO...

We gotta keep choice and this doesn't help. Recruiting is just fine but this puts him on the radar for some second tier program desperate for a HC that brings a recruiting bump and willing to take a chance on a position coach.

Hopefully Sark already has a plan to steal the second best RB coach from whoever.

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On 2/27/2024 at 2:55 PM, Laga4 said:

I guess our town was so poor  everyone had knockoffs,  I don't remember the term bobos.

That's funny, Our school was so wealthy, we would tie up a kid like that, steal his bobos and give him real shoes.

9 hours ago, ousux said:

No no no NOOOOOO...

We gotta keep choice and this doesn't help. Recruiting is just fine but this puts him on the radar for some second tier program desperate for a HC that brings a recruiting bump and willing to take a chance on a position coach.

Hopefully Sark already has a plan to steal the second best RB coach from whoever.

Oh  no, our assistant is too good at his job, what a disaster

9 hours ago, ousux said:

No no no NOOOOOO...

We gotta keep choice and this doesn't help. Recruiting is just fine but this puts him on the radar for some second tier program desperate for a HC that brings a recruiting bump and willing to take a chance on a position coach.

Hopefully Sark already has a plan to steal the second best RB coach from whoever.

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13 hours ago, ousux said:

No no no NOOOOOO...

We gotta keep choice and this doesn't help. Recruiting is just fine but this puts him on the radar for some second tier program desperate for a HC that brings a recruiting bump and willing to take a chance on a position coach.

Hopefully Sark already has a plan to steal the second best RB coach from whoever.

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On 2/29/2024 at 2:14 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Thanks for posting. I like the cut of Keyshawn and his son's jibs

Oh  no, our assistant is too good at his job, what a disaster
It is when everyone and their grandma's Chihuahua is trying to lure him away from us. I don't think he'd leave for anything less than HC (not sure OC is his thing) but some program out there would take a flyer on him for sure.
1 hour ago, ousux said:
8 hours ago, texifornia said:
Oh  no, our assistant is too good at his job, what a disaster

It is when everyone and their grandma's Chihuahua is trying to lure him away from us. I don't think he'd leave for anything less than HC (not sure OC is his thing) but some program out there would take a flyer on him for sure.

The answer to having good assistants is not hoping they do their job worse, it's hoping we hire their replacements well.

The answer to having good assistants is not hoping they do their job worse, it's hoping we hire their replacements well.
I'm not used to our coaches being sought after for poaching. I don't know what to do with my hands.
38 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
The answer to having good assistants is not hoping they do their job worse, it's hoping we hire their replacements well.

I'm not used to our coaches being sought after for poaching. I don't know what to do with my hands.

There's probably a thread or 2 around here to help you with that. 

1 hour ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
The answer to having good assistants is not hoping they do their job worse, it's hoping we hire their replacements well.

I'm not used to our coaches being sought after for poaching. I don't know what to do with my hands.

*Sigh* Let me help you:

 

*Sigh* Let me help you:
 
*sigh* more like this

On 3/2/2024 at 5:58 PM, ousux said:
On 3/2/2024 at 5:27 PM, texifornia said:
The answer to having good assistants is not hoping they do their job worse, it's hoping we hire their replacements well.

I'm not used to our coaches being sought after for poaching. I don't know what to do with my hands.

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On 2/27/2024 at 4:38 PM, NorLa Horns said:

Bellbottoms 4 inches too long and 3 years outta fashion. I think my folks lost their mind that year. 

Suprised i survived. 

At least they weren’t highwaters amirite?

4 hours ago, jw4381 said:

At least they weren’t highwaters amirite?

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LSU adding Trey Holtz as Offensive Analyst

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Trey Holtz is leaving his analyst position at Houston to join LSU's staff as an offensive analyst working with the quarterbacks, according to Chris Hummer of 247Sports. 

Holtz joined Dana Holgorsen's Houston staff in 2023 as an offensive analyst and was retained by Willie Fritz, but as a defensive analyst.

The son of Skip and grandson of Lou, Holtz played quarterback at Texas from 2012-16, then spent 2017-19 as a graduate assistant at Ohio State.

He spent 2020-21 as the inside receivers coach on his father's Louisiana Tech staff, then served as a quality control coach at Charlotte in 2022.

At LSU, Holtz will work under offensive coordinator/quarterbacks coach Joe Sloan, as well as senior offensive analyst Todd Fitch, a former offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach at Louisiana Tech and Vanderbilt. 

 

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

He is going to tell Brian Kelly all of Herman's signals. This is total bullshit.

 

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20 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wait a minute. Alfred is gone at Ohio State? That has got to help us with Jordan Davison, right?

my tosu buddies still think it was a longshot even with Alford being there.. they don't have a good track record with kids from Mater Dei

3 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

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let the tOSU fanboys wishcast in their basements. Maybe after this they can all play Fortnight. 

4 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wait a minute. Alfred is gone at Ohio State? That has got to help us with Jordan Davison, right?

Yup, he left them for...Michigan.

On 3/1/2024 at 11:35 PM, ousux said:

No no no NOOOOOO...

We gotta keep choice and this doesn't help. Recruiting is just fine but this puts him on the radar for some second tier program desperate for a HC that brings a recruiting bump and willing to take a chance on a position coach.

Hopefully Sark already has a plan to steal the second best RB coach from whoever.

*whomever

*whomever
I need your name and badge number, and I'll also need to see a warrant signed by a judge before you can access all my posts for grammatical/spelling errors.
6 hours ago, ousux said:
9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:
*whomever

I need your name and badge number, and I'll also need to see a warrant signed by a judge before you can access all my posts for grammatical/spelling errors.

Hey, OK. You just get a warning this time, buddy. Have a nice day, sir. 

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