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John Lennon dies in his 40s and this cocksucker made it to 100

The late Anthony Bourdain had a few thoughts on the man:

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Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia—the fruits of his genius for statesmanship—and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.

 

FINALLY

If he lies in state, I might consider not voting for Joe Biden.*

 

* Kidding, but that can't happen.

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We're gonna get an even better idea of who this nation's ghouls are during the next week or so.

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Jimmy Carter outlived Kissinger 

Burn in eternal hell you fucking piece of shit.

Twitter had "He's dead!" trending right above "Trump" and "Congressman Trump" and I was like heart attack, stroke, who cares

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followed by

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but then I see it's Kissinger and

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Fuck him fuck him fuck him fuck him fuck him rest in pissssssssssssssss

Was reading about this and this quote rang true:

Still others have argued that Kissinger was, in the words of New Yorker essayist Thomas Meaney, “a far less remarkable figure than his supporters, his critics — and he himself — believed.” Rather than an outlier, Meaney and others have suggested, Kissinger was a consummate political actor and a natural product of the American war machine, . . . 

If it wasn't Kissenger it would have been someone else or elses.

16 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

It suddenly became a very good day.

Pile it on top of Elon melting down in public and telling advertisers to go fuck themselves.

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was reading about this and this quote rang true:

Still others have argued that Kissinger was, in the words of New Yorker essayist Thomas Meaney, “a far less remarkable figure than his supporters, his critics — and he himself — believed.” Rather than an outlier, Meaney and others have suggested, Kissinger was a consummate political actor and a natural product of the American war machine, . . . 

If it wasn't Kissenger it would have been someone else or elses.

Yeah, but it wasn't someone else. It was him. And him being dead is worth celebrating. Fuck that fecund pustule of a human. One of our worst.

Next stop on the tour

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4 minutes ago, staboner said:

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I fucking love this community sometimes 

That awkward moment when they announce at an American Enterprise Institute dinner than Henry Kissinger has died and somebody giggles.

43 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was reading about this and this quote rang true:

Still others have argued that Kissinger was, in the words of New Yorker essayist Thomas Meaney, “a far less remarkable figure than his supporters, his critics — and he himself — believed.” Rather than an outlier, Meaney and others have suggested, Kissinger was a consummate political actor and a natural product of the American war machine, . . . 

If it wasn't Kissenger it would have been someone else or elses.

"the Forrest Gump of war crimes"

52 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was reading about this and this quote rang true:

Still others have argued that Kissinger was, in the words of New Yorker essayist Thomas Meaney, “a far less remarkable figure than his supporters, his critics — and he himself — believed.” Rather than an outlier, Meaney and others have suggested, Kissinger was a consummate political actor and a natural product of the American war machine, . . . 

If it wasn't Kissenger it would have been someone else or elses.

What made Kissinger unique were his political talents that allowed him to be that guy across administrations of both parties. Others may have made many of the same lethal decisions that he did, but he worked his ass off to make sure he could stay the person who got to decide which civilians to bomb when. 
 

Basically, he was the ultimate boomer at heart long before we would come to understand how selfish and destructive the actual boomers would be.

  • Aggy coaching meltdown/clusterfuck playing out in public
  • Elon melting down and telling advertisers/Disney/Bob Iger to go fuck themselves during a live-stream
  • Kissinger dying.

Doesn't quite balance out Rose Carter dying, but it's a good start, and we're only on Wednesday.

Wait, what was the Elon thing?  Didn't see it anywhere.

Stg I see you post in the Elon thread in DT

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, what was the Elon thing?  Didn't see it anywhere.

Ted Lang's post has the video. 

 

A horrific person who brought so much harm to so many folks around the world is gone. Goodbye and good riddance. The world needs far less people like him and so many more like Mrs. Carter.

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Has a Nobel Peace Prize. 

Bigger fraud than the Heisman.

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