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Maybe he can team up with Myles Garrett and beat a baby to death with a helmet. 
 

fucking aggy trash. 

Most of me, as a Broncos fan, is "I'm not mad; I'm disappointed." Most of the rest is, "WTF, Von."

Then there's this tiny dirt bit inside of me that's glad it's okay to hate him for being an aggie again.

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For a school that views itself as superior and the most "All-American," they sure do crank out a lot of pieces of shit.

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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

For a school that views itself as superior and the most "All-American," they sure do crank out a lot of pieces of shit.

Assault is not listed in the Aggy Code of Honor, sir. 

Aggy or not, I'm gonna need a bit more detail than what is presented above to presume guilt of anything. I will sign off on him being a piece of shit, however. 

If confirmed, I'm sure there will be swift and appropriate justice......(only after a bunch of money changes hands.)

These assholes need time in jail, not a powerpoint on anger mgmt, but doubt it will happen in our crimeless society.

TIL the country with the 6th highest per capita incarceration rate is a crimeless society.

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The need to send him to jail for wearing that gold suit and silly hat.

8 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

TIL the country with the 6th highest per capita incarceration rate is a crimeless society.

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Must be like Yogi Berra said about that restaurant, nobody goes to prison anymore because it's too crowded. 

25 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Aggy or not, I'm gonna need a bit more detail than what is presented above to presume guilt of anything. I will sign off on him being a piece of shit, however. 

Too soon to say what even happened here. She could just as easily be looking for a payday because he reacted defensively to something she did.

Minor injuries is not what would happen is Von Miller was trying to assault a pregnant woman.

38 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Maybe he can team up with Myles Garrett and beat a baby to death with a helmet. 
 

fucking aggy trash. 

You can just say aggy. Trash is implied. 

57 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Too soon to say what even happened here. She could just as easily be looking for a payday because he reacted defensively to something she did.

Minor injuries is not what would happen is Von Miller was trying to assault a pregnant woman.

Well "just as easily" is perhaps a little strong. Seems like having his baby would be a bigger payday.

But if there is a warrant out for his arrest, I hope he is arrested. Then let justice be done, whatever the truth is.

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Saw a post on X earlier wishing the Dallas PD luck in finding him as the Buffalo Bills Defense hasn't seen him in months. 

32 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well "just as easily" is perhaps a little strong. Seems like having his baby would be a bigger payday.

But if there is a warrant out for his arrest, I hope he is arrested. Then let justice be done, whatever the truth is.

Is that pregnant person carrying his baby? I didn't see that part, but it's probably a solid assumption.

Just now, Atticus said:

Is that pregnant person carrying his baby? I didn't see that part, but it's probably a solid assumption.

Good point. Yeah, I don't know.

Have despised him since 11/1/2008

 

Colorado's Rodney Stewart is taken down in the second quarter on a horse-collar tackle Texas A&M's Von Miller resulting in a personal foul penalty and a broken leg for Stewart in Texas A&M's 24-17 win against Colorado Saturday, Nov. 1, 2008 in College Station, Texas. Texas A&M beat Colorado 24-17.

Colorado’s Rodney Stewart is taken down in the second quarter on a horse-collar tackle Texas A&M’s Von Miller resulting in a personal foul penalty and a broken leg for Stewart in Texas A&M’s 24-17 win against Colorado Saturday, Nov. 1, 2008 in College Station, Texas. Texas A&M beat Colorado 24-17.

IIRC, Vonn has a thing for strippers and video hoes. This was bound to happen.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

IIRC, Vonn has a thing for strippers and video hoes. This was bound to happen.

…and one night it did.

 

-Garth Brooks 

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

IIRC, Vonn has a thing for strippers and video hoes. This was bound to happen.

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Assault is not listed in the Aggy Code of Honor, sir. 

Uhh how can beating your pregnant baby mama be assault?
52 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

So she broke his glasses?

 

Oh I know how this ends 

Too soon to say what even happened here. She could just as easily be looking for a payday because he reacted defensively to something she did.
Minor injuries is not what would happen is Von Miller was trying to assault a pregnant woman.

She’s been with him for years. Do you always assume the woman is lying for a payday? He could easily assault her resulting in minor injuries; we have no clue what they really were. Or do you only accept broken jaws and cracked skulls as evidence that something might have happened. In general abused women take a few beatings before having the guts to come forward. Most will take the onus on themselves before having their SO arrested. Mainly because of the societal pressure that puts the blame on the female.
24 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:
24 minutes ago, WBT said:
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It is if you get them pregnant.

Get them pregnant or marry them?

Get them pregnant or marry them?
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35 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

IIRC, Vonn has a thing for strippers and video hoes. This was bound to happen.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

17 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


She’s been with him for years. Do you always assume the woman is lying for a payday? He could easily assault her resulting in minor injuries; we have no clue what they really were. Or do you only accept broken jaws and cracked skulls as evidence that something might have happened. In general abused women take a few beatings before having the guts to come forward. Most will take the onus on themselves before having their SO arrested. Mainly because of the societal pressure that puts the blame on the female.

TIL that mentioning the possibility of someone lying is ALWAYS assuming someone is seeking a payday. 

If Miller was at fault, he should be punished accordingly. I have no problem with that.

The linked article mentions nothing of his relationship to the alleged victim.

Unfortunately, we live in a world where people do make false accusations and the process of punishing those who do is murky at best.

I also agree that we live in a world where there are abusive pieces of shit, and it isn't based on gender. I hope the actual victim gets the help they need.

50 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

IIRC, Vonn has a thing for strippers and video hoes. This was bound to happen.

 

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2023/11/30/nfl-linebacker-von-miller-suspected-of-domestic-violence-in-dallas-police-officials-say/

Paywalled but here's the accusation:

As she was grabbing them, the affidavit says Miller shoved and pushed her. The woman repeatedly yelled “Stop, I’m pregnant.”

Miller continued to push the woman as he stepped on her feet, which caused her to fall back into a chair, the affidavit says. He then put a hand on her neck and applied pressure for 3 to 5 seconds, according to the affidavit, which police say caused pain but not difficulty breathing. As she continued to try to gather her belongings, Miller grabbed her phone, threw her laptop on the floor and stomped on it, the affidavit says.

As she tried to pick up her laptop, Miller yanked her hair, pulling a chunk of it out and causing her to collapse, the affidavit says. She got up and began to record Miller on her phone, which she put in her pocket, police wrote in the affidavit.

The affidavit says Miller once again grabbed the woman again, pushed her onto a couch, wrapped both hands around her neck and applied pressure.

The woman told Miller she was calling police, which prompted him to leave the apartment, the affidavit says.

Police responded to the apartment condominium and saw the woman had “minor abrasions” on her left hand, as well as bruising on her abdomen, left bicep and neck that was “consistent with applied pressure,” the affidavit says.

The woman showed police a recording where Miller could be heard in the background yelling and telling her to get out, according to the affidavit. In her 911 call, she also identified herself and Miller, the affidavit says.

The woman shared a photo with police showing a positive pregnancy test and a screenshot of texts with Miller that discussed the child’s possible due date and the location of an upcoming doctor’s appointment, according to the affidavit.

 

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So he ALLEGEDLY beat and abused her in ways that leave only superficial marks. You know, so that internet posters will say "but these are only minor injuries maybe she's lying." If true, that's either a huge coincidence or the mark of a very experienced woman abuser. 

There goes his NFL career.

Wonder what set him off, but he'll probably have a few years in jail to think about it.

27 minutes ago, Atticus said:

There goes his NFL career.

Wonder what set him off, but he'll probably have a few years in jail to think about it.

Good shit right there. 

38 minutes ago, The Dog said:

... push the woman as he stepped on her feet ...  Miller yanked her hair, pulling a chunk of it out and causing her to collapse

Sounds like the horsecollar tackle he put on Stewart.

 

33 minutes ago, Atticus said:

There goes his NFL career.

Wonder what set him off, but he'll probably have a few years in jail to think about it.

 

 

Maybe the Texans need to pick him up as a free agent.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

 

 

 

Maybe the Texans need to pick him up as a free agent.

He probably won't be free for very long

42 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Miller yanked her hair, pulling a chunk of it out and causing her to collapse, the affidavit says.

Why no evidence? Are we talking a weave?

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

 

 

Maybe the Texans need to pick him up as a free agent.

 

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2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He probably won't be free for very long

 

He will get off quicker than Deshaun Watson at a massage parlor.

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He probably won't be free for very long

If Ray Rice didnt log any jail time, I'd wager Von spends no time in jail. If he was younger, he'd probably also have no problem finding a roster spot in the league if Buffalo cuts his ass. But with his age and the fact he was already missing a ton of games the last 3-4 years, he may not have enough left in the tank to justify the PR hit. Oh well, fuck him. 

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'll bet money he has CTE

 

He went to A&M

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

He went to A&M

So, in addition to CTE probably ovine herpes?

11 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'll bet money he has CTE

 

CTE doesn’t excuse beating a pregnant woman. He’s always been a piece of shit anyway.

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