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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC

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If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the ACC is complete shit and a 10 win or undefeated record is meaningless compared to the other conferences.

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Watching this game is like watching a long, boring movie just because you want to know the ending. 

ACC needed the extra time to talk to the network about not pumping up Texas and Bama at half time.  That's why the timeout.  

The only thing that would make this game more unwatchable is to have a broadcast crew of Brando, Galindo and Mowins.

It should be a crime the way Iowa’s offense looks 

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The year Pitt played Clemson in the 2018 ACC title game we were 6-2 in conference and 7-5 overall. We had Ollison & Hall in the backfield with Kenny Pickett. Clemson had Lawrence and Etienne leading them. It was 14-10 Clemson midway through the second quarter. They quit fucking around at that point and won, 42-10. 

Clemson’s defense was awesome that year and Pitt, was not. Kenny completed 4/16 passes for 8 yards. So yes, I have seen worse than Plummer’s play tonight.

Clemson went on to crush ND and Bama to win the national title.

If my Aunt had testicles, she would be my Uncle.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

FSU is about to be one of the worst 13-0 power 5 teams in CFB history

Is

Fuck the people that are causing me to have to watch this pos game and care about it so much.

Norvell kept his team on the field a minute before going into the tunnels for halftime

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If FSU was honorable they would decline the playoff invitation, assuming the committee doesn’t do the right thing and leave them out. 

The teams combined for 10 first downs and 11 punts in that half… awesome.

Been watching on my phone but NSIAP:

Based on 1st half performance in THIS game, neither of these teams should be playing in the post-season and might want to give up football altogether.

Just now, OU Sucks said:

"But the defense is playing at a CFP-level for sure"*

 

*Because Louisville's offense has aids

Yeah, I can look like Justin Verlander if I'm pitching to a 12-year-old.

I feel bad for Florida State, but the committee has always said their job is to pick the 4 best teams, not the 4 most deserving, and there is no way you can argue that FSU is one of the 4 best teams right now.

Texas = 21 points in 1st quarter

FSU+Louisville+Michigan+Iowa = 13 points in the first half of play

The other game is just a punt fest. Looks like UM is content with the punt return TD and just play defense.

I expected FSU offensive suckage but did NOT expect the same from Lolvul.

2 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

If my Aunt had testicles, she would be my Uncle.

You may want to have a seat, I've got some news for you. 

16 minutes ago, Griff said:

In other news…. Looks like someone has spoiled Stoops Christmas…

 

 

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Truck load of dildos… $85,000

Repairs to tractor trailer…$50,000

Clean-up after you realize your payment crashed on its way to the wrong Stoops brother… $15,000

Hiring Elko instead after deal falls through…. $120,000,000

2 minutes ago, chunky monkey said:

Technically I’ve never seen a monkey try to fuck a football but seeing these two teams attempt playing offense has to be close 

I'm afraid I have to disagree. A monkey trying to fuck a football would be  a pretty smooth operation by comparison.

3 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Watching this game is like watching a long, boring movie just because you want to know the ending. 

sunk cost and such

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3 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the ACC is complete shit and a 10 win or undefeated record is meaningless compared to the other conferences.

This. The ACC needs to be relegated as a G6 conference.

lville doesn't belong in whatever is below fbs. this is embarrassing. you are handed a golden ticket and you can't even muster a point. 

watch iowa and lville both toss up 0s 

3 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Watching this game is like watching a long, boring movie just because you want to know the ending. 

Yeah but with the long boring movie I can just pull up the Wiki entry and find out.   Right now, I have to fuck around first.

This game is worse than a snuff film starring your sister 
Depends on who she's killing.

Man, I want to see us in the playoffs as much as anyone, but if it requires me to watch the Louisville/FSU game and Michigan/Iowa game, I'm not sure I can do it. And I have one of my degrees from Louisville.

Has Booger always been this good or has he gotten better? Dude is killing it right now. 

What's FSU's football message board?  It's gonna be must see TV if FSU wins and gets passed over.

This game is like making love to a woman in her late 60s.  It’s low-scoring, to be sure, but there’s a lot of buildup, a lot involved with getting lined up, and just when you think one of you is going to finish, something happens, maybe one of you is offsides or out of bounds or there’s encroachment or an illegal formation, or there’s a false start or a delay-of-game, maybe there’s a head-to-head collision or a block in the back, or roughing the holder, or unnecessary roughness, and the game clock stops while everything resets. Shit, unnecessary roughness or out of bounds can not only stop the game clock but add 20 minutes to it.

Listening to Booger at halftime.

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8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mike Norvell has the gravelly voice of a truck stop hooker. 

The preferred nomenclature is lot lizard. 

9 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the ACC is complete shit and a 10 win or undefeated record is meaningless compared to the other conferences.

ACC 6-4 against SEC

ACC 4-3 against Big10

Both FSU and Louisville will be scouting Dr Pepper scholarship throwing contestants to see if they can play QB in the second half

jesus someone told Grace it was a makeup contest not a throwing contest

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

This game is like making love to a woman in her late 60s.

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