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Come and get us, coppers!!

 

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fucker beat me to it by seconds!

the only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train

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I’m voting for yours truly!

 

Well I’m voting for yours truly too!

 

Ok...I’m with you fellers.

 

Woooeee boy that was a mighty fine a pickin’ and a singin’!

I’ll tell you what. You come on in here and sign these papers and I’m a gonna give you $10 apiece

 

 

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Woooeee boy that was a mighty fine a pickin’ and a singin’!

I’ll tell you what. You come on in here and sign these papers and I’m a gonna give you $10 apiece

 

 

Ah ah ah, Rupert and Allouiscious will have to sign X’s, only 4 of us can write.  

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Ah ah ah, Rupert and Allouiscious will have to sign X’s, only 4 of us can write.  

That'd be fine.

Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Well it’s a well run campaign. Midget, broom and whatnot. 

You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicatin'!

4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

We thought you was a toad.

DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE. 

 Thank God, your mama died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died of shame.

You men from the bank??  Pa says I'm not to talk to anyone's from the bank

Everett: What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
Tommy Johnson: Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.
Delmar: Oh, son. For that, you traded your everlasting soul?
Tommy Johnson: [shrugs] Well, I wasn't usin' it.
4 hours ago, kurioster said:

Gopher, Everett?

A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down.

Ain't you gonna press the flesh, Pappy?  You know... do a little politic'n?

5 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

You men from the bank??  Pa says I'm not to talk to anyone's from the bank

Come on, boys!  We gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!!!!

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I’ll reform you, you soft-headed sumbitch! How the hell are we gonna run reform when we’re the damn incumbent!


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