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#851
1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

WTF? She's not a pig, but she could lose 5-10. Seen much better on campus. 

 

Yes, but I've seen her educational films, and can tell you, she does butt stuff.  

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#854

Why do big12 refs take 5 minutes longer for every review?

#857
1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

WTF? She's not a pig, but she could lose 5-10. Seen much better on campus. 

 

In that outfit? While hula hooping? And that smile?

#861
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

What about now?

Washington still has life.  for now.  but that could change in a heartbeat the way this game is going.

#862

Keep pounding the run.  Oregon's front seem like they suck.

#863
1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

WTF? She's not a pig, but she could lose 5-10. Seen much better on campus. 

 

But the campus coeds aren't as..... skilled.... as Remy is.  Lulz.

#867
Just now, Rimbo said:

In that outfit? While hula hooping? And that smile?

Fair enough. I'm not going to die on this hill. 

#868
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

ESPN could not be more obvious. They are responsible for all the realignment shit and they are absolutely pushing for an Oregon win and as such I am not and will not be rooting for what they fucking want

Just wait until 2027 when we have a 26-team ACC and a 21-team Big 10, and an 18-team Big 12.

#872
Just now, Stunns38 said:

Both QBs are asking to get hurt. Just slide.

he had to get the first down.

#874
Is penix in there huffing nitrous?

I’ve seen him do that in both games I’ve watched. Wondered what was going on.
#875
Ok now you’re just doing stupid on purpose. 

If the ASU in his handle is for Arizona State he probably ain’t lyin’
#876
“He got hit by Evan Williams.” Not the first time that’s been said

 

#879
15 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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No coincidence that one of the characters was a metal  boner. I mean the fucking thing had a mushroom tip for a head.

there were hot bitches all over that show.  I doubt you could make a show like this today. Must have been a fun time to be alive.

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#880

Just turned the game on while catching up on here. Yeah, I agree with the comments regarding the Oregon boner from the crew.

#883
1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Penix has balls, no doubt about it

Something mildly NSFW in that sentence. 

#884
Just now, C-Man said:


If the ASU in his handle is for Arizona State he probably ain’t lyin’

Correct. We have high standards. Not from an athletic or academic perspective. But when it comes to hotties or porn...

#885
1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:
“He got hit by Evan Williams.” Not the first time that’s been said

 

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#887
1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Just turned the game on while catching up on here. Yeah, I agree with the comments regarding the Oregon boner from the crew.

I'd say they have a wishboner. 

#888
12 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Nitrous, carbona, glue...pick your poison.

Football Week GIF

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

That is a pass. 

It’s piss. 

#890
2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What’s your wife look like? I bet she’s fat

She's not on campus and I will leave it at that. 

#892
Just now, Asu2215 said:

Correct. We have high standards. Not from an athletic or academic perspective. But when it comes to hotties or porn...

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#893
2 minutes ago, redswingline said:

No coincidence that one of the characters was a metal  boner

there were hot bitches all over that show

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Princess Ardala could get it

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#897
5 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

 Who is that idiot in the booth?  He sounds drunk.  

Kirk Herbstreit

#900

This is a fun game. I'd like a couple more random interceptions just to make it clear it is also bad football. 

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