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31 minutes ago, redswingline said:

My son is a size 9.

He's 12

But is he a 9 wide?

You know who else was a 9 wide.

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Frodo.

 

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Just now, chemHORN said:

Incorrect.  With Texas owning a head to head over Bama and being a conference Champion, the only way Bama makes it is if Texas does too.  

Damn Straight!!!!

2 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

How? If Bama wins, then both Bama, UGA, Mich, and Pac12 champ is in. If Bama loses, then UT won't jump Ahia St. 

 

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6 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That was a terrific catch for a TD. I do think holding should have been called on that pass where PI was called.

They were both arm fighting and looking back at the QB. It should have been a no-call.

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1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

How? If Bama wins, then both Bama, UGA, Mich, and Pac12 champ is in. If Bama loses, then UT won't jump Ahia St. 

 

There is no way that happens this year. As others have mentioned, a conference champ with the same record has never been left out for a non conference champ with the same record in the playoffs. This seems like one of the rare years every conference is in play to get a team in. Usually there are a few that have no teams so then a 2nd SEC team or last year, a 2nd Big 10 team can sneak back in.

We are in over Georgia if they lose. And we should honestly be in over Bama since we beat them head to head but we all know the committee is not leaving out the SEC.

1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

How? If Bama wins, then both Bama, UGA, Mich, and Pac12 champ is in. If Bama loses, then UT won't jump Ahia St. 

 

uga won't be a conference champ, so uga will be left out, and buc-ee will be penalized for not making it to a conference championship game AND they won't be a conference champion, and likewise will be left out.

You need to switch what you're drinking, because whatever it is, it's making you depressed.

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Physicality!  What a stupid word. 

I blame Jessie Palmer. I think he invented it.

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

The NCAA really needs to emphasize uncatchable on PI in the offseason. It happens all the time.

We sure that’s uncatchable had the DB not grabbed and held the WR?  I don’t have a dog in the fight.  But that was at least holding by the DB. 

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

There is no way that happens this year. As others have mentioned, a conference champ with the same record has never been left out for a non conference champ with the same record in the playoffs. This seems like one of the rare years every conference is in play to get a team in. Usually there are a few that have no teams so then a 2nd SEC team or last year, a 2nd Big 10 team can sneak back in.

We are in over Georgia if they lose. And we should honestly be in over Bama since we beat them head to head but we all know the committee is not leaving out the SEC.

This is where I think Oregon and Bama both winning would help us.  In this Scenario it gives the committee a reason to look closer at all the stats that don't favor Oregon in order to get Bama in without leaving Texas out.  

7 minutes ago, TOR said:

Can you believe Lanning and Deboer would rather be in this game than be head football corch of the fightin' texum aggys? 

I seriously doubt either of these guys took bjork's call, or returned it.  

They handled it properly.

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Breaking news: most of these people don’t know shit about shit. Lol. They are surprised by the physicality of Washington. Lmao. 

I wish we had a live look camera at the committee. Fucking tools. 

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Tmobile ski chick is fine

Uh, Zoe Saldana of Guardians of the Galaxy fame?

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that Oregon fan wearing a jacket made of hundreds of mirrors... holy shit.   those mirrors break and you have a the perfect killing machine being worn

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish we had a live look camera at the committee. Fucking tools.

Just gave us 1.5 second look, and you are still correct.

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Tmobile ski chick is fine

The T-mobile motorcycle girl (Carly Foulkes) is hotter.

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1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Bo Nix 12/19 in the first half. 

just give him the heisman.

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Bo Nix 12/19 in the first half. 

Hopefully he made it to the Early Bird Special before the game.

ah shit, it's dr pepper football chest pass season

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Physicality!  What a stupid word. 

Yep, it's yet another made-up/imaginary word.

Oh no. It’s chest pass season once again.

Nice tie tonite Herbie. Is that a signal that we will be moving forward to CFP should we beat Okie Lite? Is that a bat signal? 
 

Nice job Mohamed with the footballs! 

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Hmm…they already had the check made out to him? Rigged!

I hate these chest pass mofos

Just now, Topper13 said:

Biblical level shit

None of us know what he even said. It could have been coordinates for the lost ark for all we know…

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish we had a live look camera at the committee. Fucking tools. 

And mic'd up so we could hear them arguing over playoff scenarios and calling each other numbskulls, dipshits, and fucktards in real time over the course of the game.  

Mohamed startled that lil Caucasian man. 

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Just now, mdleast said:

Hmm…they already had the check made out to him? Rigged!

There was someone holding another check a few feet away.  Assuming that was for the other guy just in case.  

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Mohamed dominated

The Lamentations of Jeremiah 

Did he just aloo snackbar the halftime show?

Just now, chemHORN said:

There was someone holding another check a few feet away.  Assuming that was for the other guy just in case.  

It was for one of us. Right? 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

None of us know what he even said. It could have been coordinates for the lost ark for all we know…

They’re digging in the wrong place.

Just now, chemHORN said:

There was someone holding another check a few feet away.  Assuming that was for the other guy just in case.  

That’s for the refs.

On the next fansville Mohammad gets killed by rednecks thinking he is a terrorist

1 minute ago, ajax said:

I hate these chest pass mofos

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11 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Tmobile ski chick is fine

Looks like a marshmallow. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

It was for one of us. Right? 

It was from Nike for the refs if they do their jobs in the 2nd half. 

These Dr Pepper toss contests are so lame. Move that shit back and make them have to throw a real pass to make it.

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

These Dr Pepper toss contests are so lame. Move that shit back and make them have to throw a real pass to make it.

they cant do that with female contestants also qualifying. 

 

 

12 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

We sure that’s uncatchable had the DB not grabbed and held the WR?  I don’t have a dog in the fight.  But that was at least holding by the DB. 

they both grabbed each other

3 minutes ago, ajax said:

I hate these chest pass mofos

The dude just got $100K…..he don’t care how he throws/tosses/pushes them!

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Life moves pretty fast…
 

I’d take him

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