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4 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

There was someone holding another check a few feet away.  Assuming that was for the other guy just in case.  

Are you for fucking real

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

they cant do that with female contestants also qualifying. 

 

 

I don't know there are some 12 year old girls in those ESPN punt pass and kick competitions that could've smoked those 2.  

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Did he just aloo snackbar the halftime show?

If this game was in College Station I would kinda fear for his life. 

 

Assuming this has already been discussed but I missed the first half because I was flying home. Kirk’s burnt orange tie?

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

And mic'd up so we could hear them arguing over playoff scenarios and calling each other numbskulls, dipshits, and fucktards in real time over the course of the game.  

I’d pay to listen/watch that!

If there's any justice in this world, the final pac game will include about 5 fourth quarter lead changes and ultimately be decided by the most fucked up officiating call ever. 

3 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Life moves pretty fast…
 

Going Catholic, Judaism, maybe a wildcard taking his talents to the Church of Christ?

Just now, 89Horn said:

Going Catholic, Judaism, maybe a wildcard taking his talents to the Church of Christ?

Scientology

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

If there's any justice in this world, the final pac game will include about 5 fourth quarter lead changes and ultimately be decided by the most fucked up officiating call ever. 

And a band on the field.  

Are the ducks just going to demand a flag on every play now?

1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

Going Catholic, Judaism, maybe a wildcard taking his talents to the Church of Christ?

Now that he has some cash, don't sleep on Scientology.  

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

None of us know what he even said. It could have been coordinates for the lost ark for all we know…

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Wow, going for it on 4th and 5 on your side of the field. Very ballsy. But I like the call. Punts aren't going to win shit.

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

If there's any justice in this world, the final pac game will include about 5 fourth quarter lead changes and ultimately be decided by the most fucked up officiating call ever. 

And a bent trombone 

Just now, chemHORN said:

I don't know there are some 12 year old girls in those ESPN punt pass and kick competitions that could've smoked those 2.  

they have had numerous females compete in this shit for like 10 years, the girls were the ones who invented the chest pass because they couldnt throw the damn ball. 

its a contest to have your name pulled outta the group- as long as you are a student and qualify you get to play.

95% of those folks are pure students, they havent played a sport since AYSO soccer at 8 years old

Wow, going for it on 4th and 5 on your side of the field. Very ballsy. But I like the call. Punts aren't going to win shit.

It worked but it’s rock stupid there, I think.

Herbie and Fowler every play for Oregon on offense: “He’s got it! Hes gonna…oh…next down. Nix will get the first down then! Yes!”

2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Going Catholic, Judaism, maybe a wildcard taking his talents to the Church of Christ?

Mormons have over $150 billion. They could put together the biggest NIL deal. 

Holding Oregon to a FG would be huge here. Hope that happens.

Just now, C-Man said:


It worked but it’s rock stupid there, I think.

I think the coach knows they haven't did a ton to slow down Washington. Only needed 5 yards. They need points on this drive. And now they moving.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

they have had numerous females compete in this shit for like 10 years, the girls were the ones who invented the chest pass because they couldnt throw the damn ball. 

its a contest to have your name pulled outta the group- as long as you are a student and qualify you get to play.

95% of those folks are pure students, they havent played a sport since AYSO soccer at 8 years old

they could raise the height of the can and the hole.

same play no PI.

Just now, dcar00 said:

they could raise the height of the can and the hole.

That's what she said.

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

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Sallah is such an all-time great side character. Adds so much to the scenes he's in. 

lanning is going to go.  do it again Wash.

Oh holy shit! One of the Washington players has my last name! I mean if I wasn’t rooting for them before…lol! I am now! 

Don’t most, if not all teams have a 44?

Welp that was a big boy drive from Oregon. Back to back drives. I love the coach going for it on 4th twice. Punts and field goals don't win these types of games.

Nix leaving Auburn is gonna get him so much more $$$

He looked like stir fried shit there too
Just now, Pods said:

Sallah is such an all-time great side character. Adds so much to the scenes he's in. 

Yep, the funny part was how different this scene and so many others if Tom Selleck would've played Indy, since Tom is so much taller -- all because CBS wouldn't let him out of his Magnum, P.I., contract in order to film Raiders.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Welp that was a big boy drive from Oregon. Back to back drives. I love the coach going for it on 4th twice. Punts and field goals don't win these types of games.

FG;s would have won last time.  

That PI before half really altered the game. It’s kind of insane how impactful a timely penalty can be. 

see if washington gets any calls now.

Might want to cover Farkus, huskies.

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