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1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

WTF? She's not a pig, but she could lose 5-10. Seen much better on campus. 

 

Yes, but I've seen her educational films, and can tell you, she does butt stuff.  

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How are these reviews over so quickly? They need to take at least 5-7 minutes to decide on the obvious. /big12

Why do big12 refs take 5 minutes longer for every review?

Jesus that’s a pass. Easy call.  Who is that idiot in the booth?  He sounds drunk.  

Incomplete pass lucky that he had some forward movement. 

1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

WTF? She's not a pig, but she could lose 5-10. Seen much better on campus. 

 

In that outfit? While hula hooping? And that smile?

Just now, cabowabo said:

These ref booth consultants are a waste of time. 

Fucking greatest job, though 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

What about now?

Washington still has life.  for now.  but that could change in a heartbeat the way this game is going.

Keep pounding the run.  Oregon's front seem like they suck.

1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

WTF? She's not a pig, but she could lose 5-10. Seen much better on campus. 

 

But the campus coeds aren't as..... skilled.... as Remy is.  Lulz.

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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She looked good in Silver Spoons too. She was a favorite of young Mr. Shumway. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

In that outfit? While hula hooping? And that smile?

Fair enough. I'm not going to die on this hill. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

ESPN could not be more obvious. They are responsible for all the realignment shit and they are absolutely pushing for an Oregon win and as such I am not and will not be rooting for what they fucking want

Just wait until 2027 when we have a 26-team ACC and a 21-team Big 10, and an 18-team Big 12.

He didn't get hit by Evan Williams.  He hit Evan Williams and laid that fucker out.

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Both QBs are asking to get hurt. Just slide.

he had to get the first down.

Is penix in there huffing nitrous?

I’ve seen him do that in both games I’ve watched. Wondered what was going on.
Ok now you’re just doing stupid on purpose. 

If the ASU in his handle is for Arizona State he probably ain’t lyin’
4 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

WTF? She's not a pig, but she could lose 5-10. Seen much better on campus. 

 

What’s your wife look like? I bet she’s fat

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why do big12 refs take 5 minutes longer for every review?

Venmo can be slow sometimes.

15 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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No coincidence that one of the characters was a metal  boner. I mean the fucking thing had a mushroom tip for a head.

there were hot bitches all over that show.  I doubt you could make a show like this today. Must have been a fun time to be alive.

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Just turned the game on while catching up on here. Yeah, I agree with the comments regarding the Oregon boner from the crew.

Just now, Augustus said:

He didn't get hit by Evan Williams.  He hit Evan Williams and laid that fucker out.

Been there

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

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Passes mine and Marty Feldman’s eye test. 

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Penix has balls, no doubt about it

Something mildly NSFW in that sentence. 

Just now, C-Man said:


If the ASU in his handle is for Arizona State he probably ain’t lyin’

Correct. We have high standards. Not from an athletic or academic perspective. But when it comes to hotties or porn...

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

 

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Just now, Underdog said:

Passes mine and Marty Feldman’s eye test. 

What hump?

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Just turned the game on while catching up on here. Yeah, I agree with the comments regarding the Oregon boner from the crew.

I'd say they have a wishboner. 

12 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Nitrous, carbona, glue...pick your poison.

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5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

That is a pass. 

It’s piss. 

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What’s your wife look like? I bet she’s fat

She's not on campus and I will leave it at that. 

Just now, Asu2215 said:

Correct. We have high standards. Not from an athletic or academic perspective. But when it comes to hotties or porn...

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2 minutes ago, redswingline said:

No coincidence that one of the characters was a metal  boner

there were hot bitches all over that show

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Princess Ardala could get it

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29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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TOUCHDOWN HUSKIES!

5 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

 Who is that idiot in the booth?  He sounds drunk.  

Kirk Herbstreit

Safety with the catchers mitt just got trucked

This is a fun game. I'd like a couple more random interceptions just to make it clear it is also bad football. 

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