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Jesus, that dude got popped out into the end zone like he was coated in lube.

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:


Who dis?

Probably somebody who takes on acting roles where she plays a stepsister or stepdaughter who gets stuck in the washing machine trying to get something, or gets stuck in a cupboard.

That Johnson mofo is running hard. 

No coincidence that one of the characters was a metal  boner
there were hot bitches all over that show
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Just now, Blotto said:

That Johnson mofo is running hard. 

Love that forearm on the Safety on the play before the TD

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

That Johnson mofo is running hard. 

You saying Johnson goes hard?? 

4 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Correct. We have high standards. Not from an athletic or academic perspective. But when it comes to hotties or porn...

You know when strippers say they’re doing it to pay for school? ASU is the school. 

Fun game. Not sure if a Ducks win helps us, whatever. Beers, pizza, good Friday night game, let's go.

3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Who dis?

According to Asu2215, probably Lulu from HeeHaw’s twin.

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yes, but I've seen her educational films, and can tell you, she does butt stuff.  

Username suggests it also helps if she’s a relative. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You know when strippers say they’re doing it to pay for school? ASU is the school. 

Sadly, they get a better education at the club. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

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I would have sex with this woman, and I'm not just saying that to be polite.

1 minute ago, BERT said:

You saying Johnson goes hard?? 

Somebodies around here has to

assuming Georgia and Michigan win tomorrow, the winner of this game is most likely the 3 seed and will play Michigan.  so a Big 10 preview.  Blake Corum would rush for 250+ yards against Oregon.

 

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Just now, mdleast said:

I’m not a nerd - YOU are!

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A gold Penix and a silver penix walk into a bar......

Bo Nix after he goes to bed tonight and doesn't wake up for a while

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Sadly, they get a better education at the club. 

Definitely develop a head for business.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I would have sex with this woman, and I'm not just saying that to be polite.

You don't have to be polite, because she sure isn't.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I would have sex with this woman, and I'm not just saying that to be polite.

I would buy her a nice seafood dinner.

33 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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These defenses provide all the resistance of wet tissue paper.

 

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

assuming Georgia and Michigan win tomorrow, the winner of this game is the 3 seed and will play Michigan.  so a Big 10 preview.  Blake Corum would rush for 250+ yards against Oregon.

 

That's not happening.  Iowa is ending time and space tomorrow with their performance.  

Awesome. The guy on the ground got the tackle. 

ELDERLY ABUSE!

Heisman moment!

How i will party if Washington pulls this out

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Washington defense

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The best thing about that show is they basically moved from movie to TV with the same cast, sets, and budget. 

Just now, WBT said:

Heisman moment!

everything is a heisman moment

 

-until it isnt

Just now, Laxtonto said:

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She does that to me all the time. 

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

assuming Georgia and Michigan win tomorrow, the winner of this game is most likely the 3 seed and will play Michigan.  so a Big 10 preview.  Blake Corum would rush for 250+ yards against Oregon.

 

Yeah, if Oregon gets in, either Michigan or Georgia would run it down their throat all night

That's not happening.  Iowa is ending time and space tomorrow with their performance.  

So you’re predicting 9-6 Iowa? Bold to think Iowa would score that many points.
Just now, Dahobbs said:

She does that to me all the time. 

she also hasnt looked that good in 20 years

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

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Yeah, she’d make me cum with one finger. 

Just now, Stunns38 said:


So you’re predicting 9-6 Iowa? Bold to think Iowa would score that many points.

safety and a pick 6.

9 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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boobies

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

assuming Georgia and Michigan win tomorrow, the winner of this game is most likely the 3 seed and will play Michigan.  so a Big 10 preview.  Blake Corum would rush for 250+ yards against Oregon.

 

And Texas as the 4 seed vs Georgia gives us a SEC preview. 

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


So you’re predicting 9-6 Iowa? Bold to think Iowa would score that many points.

Iowa 8 (all safeties) Michigan 5

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