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Just now, Topper13 said:

Ducks are about to fuck it all away

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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


So you’re predicting 9-6 Iowa? Bold to think Iowa would score that many points.

8-6, Iowa scores 4 safeties.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Yeah, she’d make me cum with one finger. 

So you’re into prostate play

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

So you’re into prostate play

who isn't?

I think I’d be dead by now if I was actually fisting myself for every long completion. His problem is he mixes in 1 great throw for every 5 fucking terrible throws

lol, he really wanted to stiff arm that guy

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Damn Helo... your ass must be the size of Oregon by now

Goatse?

Damn. Look at the wrinkles in the turf around midfield   It’s an injury waiting to happen 

4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

she also hasnt looked that good in 20 years

Uh... Jessica Alba continues to look plenty fine. 

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Washington milking clock and about to go up two scores. 

Like Jessica Alba's finger up your bum

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I dunno why is throwing motion looks so fucked.  Maybe cuz he’s a lefty. But damn it looks fucked

Herbstreit’s voice is choking. Ready to grieve

I can’t tell how good Bo Nix completion percentage “looks” because the ducks can’t get a pass rush

2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Washington milking clock and about to go up two scores. 

Speaking of prostates

what the fuck is that call. run the damn ball.  fucking OC;s

Is there a worse play call in football than the goal line fade?

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Herbstreit’s voice is choking. Ready to grieve

After Herbie’s last rant about the CFP committee and him fighting for Texas and our resume, I’m willing to give him a pass for a bit

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

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Great googily moogily

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