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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I can just see us getting left out if Alabama and FSU win.

Committee can do what they want, but bama/fsu win sure gives us a better chance than Georgia/fsu

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Man, I wish I had your confidence.

I can just see us getting left out if Alabama and FSU win.

We 100% are getting left out if FSU and Georgia win

JFC ;-)

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

If we had beaten Bama by a point in Austin, I might agree with you... but we whooped their asses by double digits in their place at night. 

The at night part man that’s the cream cheese icing on the Italian cream cake I tell ya. I’m kidding I agree with you. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

If Bama wins, there is no way you leave out the team who beat them, won their conference, and lost by 4 to a 10 win rival on a neutral field.

See, you're using logic.   This whole process is NOT logical.   Human beings are picking who plays for the Natty.  Not division winners or predetermined conference champions.   Humans.   

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

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Practicing for when they get married? I kid I kid…but they are working resting bitch face well. They look like the types that will have “happy wife happy life” magnets on their fridge in a few years. Yikes. I kid I kid. Just trying to help y’all out if you want to comfort them. 

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

See, you're using logic.   This whole process is NOT logical.   Human beings are picking who plays for the Natty.  Not division winners or predetermined conference champions.   Humans.   

Humans led by a dude named Boo. What’s funny is we are all fighting about this and I don’t see any of us on that committee of morons. Y’all keep acting like you know what win matters more. What matters to us won’t necessarily be a factor for them at all. It just won’t. Hoping for a Hawkeye win! And a Louisville win. That’s all I can do on my end. 

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do you really think the SEC champion is getting left out of the playoff?

Who is now effectively in the SEC, bro? Who has a massive excited fanbase that will spend massive amounts of money at all the bowl games? This is a business decision as well and guess what we have over Bama besides score board???? A bigger fan base that travels and spends very well. Ask LA how well it raked in when we were in the Rose Bowl 2 years in a row.  I read it in their paper that they made large bank. A fucking windfall. You can't discount that point in our favor.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

A long, long time ago.

It doesn't matter. If the committee discounts that head to head (no matter when it happened), then they're basically saying it doesn't matter who you schedule in ooc. Teams will very likely just stop scheduling tough ooc games if there is no reward for winning them. 

I hope y'all are right. I think the head the head should matter more, but man, it will be tough for that committee to leave out the SEC champion.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We shoulda scored 60 today

It doesn't matter LOL

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I hope y'all are right. I think the head the head should matter more, but man, it will be tough for that committee to leave out the SEC champion.

Pretty easily... Well Texas beat Alabama at Alabama house by double digits so....

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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We shoulda scored 60 today

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2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

CBS crew unanimous...Bama wins, Texas is in

Hook 'em Tide. Hook 'em Cards.

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

It doesn't matter. If the committee discounts that head to head (no matter when it happened), then they're basically saying it doesn't matter who you schedule in ooc. Teams will very likely just stop scheduling tough ooc games if there is no reward for winning them. 

This is THE argument for picking Texas over Bama. The committee has to remain consistent and look to the future.

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If Bama wins, the fsu becomes their problem, not ours. 

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

CBS crew unanimous...Bama wins, Texas is in

That was actually a really good discussion by their crew. Helps having an inside man, though. 

8 minutes ago, blutow said:

Committee can do what they want, but bama/fsu win sure gives us a better chance than Georgia/fsu

Exactly. Bama winning gives us a better shot 

Not a slam dunk perfect shot. But a better shot 

Committee would have to set a precedent of “head to head doesn’t matter.” Which it might. But it might not too

12-0 Georgia is a no brainer on the other hand 

10 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Everyone: If Alabama wins, Texas is virtually guaranteed a spot in the CFP.

Texas fans: Nuh-uh!

Battered Texas Fan Syndrome.

BTFS

do you even 2008 brah?!

“We don’t have to force it into tight holes.”

-Rick Neuheisel

Dude said you don’t have to force it into tight holes. lol that’s what she said. Props to everyone for not laughing on set.

Jones has a Longhorn sticker on his tablet.

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Exactly. Bama winning gives us a better shot 

Not a slam dunk perfect shot. But a better shot 

Committee would have to set a precedent of “head to head doesn’t matter.” Which it might. But it might not too

12-0 Georgia is a no brainer on the other hand 

No wonder casinos get rich LMFAO these people don't know how to play the odds if it smashed them in the heads. You speak the truth.

Bamas miracle win at auburn hurt us if they end up beating Georgia 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Practicing for when they get married? I kid I kid…but they are working resting bitch face well. They look like the types that will have “happy wife happy life” magnets on their fridge in a few years. Yikes. I kid I kid. Just trying to help y’all out if you want to comfort them. 

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4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Battered Texas Fan Syndrome.

BTFS

do you even 2008 brah?!

Too soon!

How'd they get away with the Texas sticker on the tablet on their desk at halftime?

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Bamas miracle win at auburn hurt us if they end up beating Georgia 

I don’t think so.  should  actually help if the committee is picking between Texas and bama.  If the decide to include Texas and bama, it might affect seeding, but that’s least of worries 

Practicing for when they get married? I kid I kid…but they are working resting bitch face well. They look like the types that will have “happy wife happy life” magnets on their fridge in a few years. Yikes. I kid I kid. Just trying to help y’all out if you want to comfort them. 

When your boyfriend is your brother and dwags are losing in the SECCG you just know the chance for extra beatings is going up.
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10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Practicing for when they get married? I kid I kid…but they are working resting bitch face well. They look like the types that will have “happy wife happy life” magnets on their fridge in a few years. Yikes. I kid I kid. Just trying to help y’all out if you want to comfort them. 

Here is what I predict from the housewives in my neighborhood 10 -15 years from now

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1. Pushed maximum density then got gastric bypass.  Still has a huge ass, husband is hen pecked.

2. Divorced her husband after he cheated on her, now she dates bitcoin millionaires, abandons her kids to take trips to Europe, does coke

3. Band Booster mom

4 and 5 walk the block everyday to try and stay under 2 bills but it’s just a matter of time

6 Divorced, no kids, can’t find a man that can handle that level of cray.  Has cut vacuum cords after spreading glitter everywhere.

7. Fucked her gym trainer, divorced and now in rehab

CBS crew unanimous...Bama wins, Texas is in

What I’ve been saying for several days.
2 minutes ago, blutow said:

I don’t think so.  should  actually help if the committee is picking between Texas and bama.  If the decide to include Texas and bama, it might affect seeding, but that’s least of worries 

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We'd be ahead of a 2 loss Bama without question.

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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I also feel like this is the best chance for us to win it all as well. 
 

22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

A long, long time ago.

So?  A win is a win

 

Gotta go. Leaving this up to you guys. I want happy news when i’m back online. 
 

 

hookem

7 minutes ago, beer said:

How'd they get away with the Texas sticker on the tablet on their desk at halftime?

He’s done it all year. 

Bama winning and sec getting left out would be fun to laugh at too

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We'd matchup really well with Georgia. 

Ohio State showed that you can pass on them quite well.

25 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Everyone: If Alabama wins, Texas is virtually guaranteed a spot in the CFP.

Texas fans: Nuh-uh!

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3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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We'd be ahead of a 2 loss Bama without question.

Yeah, I assumed it was referencing the ugliness of the win.  Of course the win doesn’t help us.  

A lot of pussies are showing shit!!!! STFU 

 

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Sucks to be Fla st.  Bama wins they might as well forfeit tonight.  

Get conservative Bama and let Georgia hang around….

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