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7 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Let’s win 77-3 this time.

Pretty sure we will be playing 11 on 14 most of the day this time.

9 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Let’s win 77-3 this time.

And, after we do, I hope Sark takes a shit right on that stupid fucking Big12/WWE logo 

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

And, after we do, I hope Sark takes a shit right on that stupid fucking Big12/WWE logo 

Think Whittington should ride Bevo to logo…

So, last time Texas won a Championship game, I went on to propose to my now ex the day after the National Championship game.

That seems like a lifetime ago... mostly because it was...

Today, go out and curb stomp the pokes and the fucking Big 12 refs. There are some things I may miss about the Big 12, but let me be absolutely clear, Baylor and these shitty ass refs are not 2 of them.

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It worked last week so let's let it ride...

Let's send the big 12 off with a middle finger and title in hand. 

 

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Just bought my lot 4 parking pass. On my way boys! FUCK BRETT YORMARK 

17 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I like the symbolism of TEXAS with "GREATER THAN 12." Because we are. 

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Let’s get this shit done!!!! 

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Let’s take a big stinky dump all over Gundy and this little league conference and get the hell out 

On flight back to ATX. Just got first drink of day to get Gameday going. 
LFG!!!!

Hook ‘em Horns 

Get the W in the last game of this shit conference 

53 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

That orange looks like shit. Fuck the B12.

I hope Bevo takes a huge dump on the B12 logo. 🤘

The Big 12 partnering with fake wrestling is so on brand. 

I won't be surprised to see a ref make a tackle and and do a 3 count.

Edited by MissingInAction

there is nothing we can do about the other games and the other teams. 

all we can do is fucking win. 

 

I would LOVE a 3 score lead with 5mins left, but at this point just fucking win, take the last title, and tell the conference to go fuck themselves. 

This team is on a mission and nothing will keep them from accomplishing it.  It all reaches a crescendo today.  Go Horns!

10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The Big 12 partnering with fake wrestling is so on brand. 

I won't be surprised to see a ref make a tackle and and do a 3 count.

For B12 marketing, Sark or CDC breaking a folding chair over Yormark's thick skull would be fully on point. 

One more shot at Gundy. Bastard cost us a trip to the title game last year (well...him and Tech and TCU).

Let's do this! Texas Fight!

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sweater gawd.   I want 60 points 

In the first fucking half.

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And the second.

3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’m expecting this 260-pounder out of Huntsville to have a big day. Hook ‘em.

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We feed them well on the 40 acres.

From already big human to holy shit look at the size and strength of that guy.

Watching LHN and Loreal has been hanging out behind Lowell and The Gang. Her hair makes 70’s Diana Ross look like Jada at the Oscars.

Texas by 60.

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