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#5001
37 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Talk shit when you get there.  Laughing at OSU for no titles in the 12 and you’re saying this.  Your season isn’t in the top 10 for OU in the last 13 years.  LOL

Let's review each of our last games in a bowl against USC, shall we?

While I'm discussing USC.. because this thread is lacking hot chicks something fierce.

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#5003
14 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

Texas fans booing Brett Yormark hahahahaha

 

God damn…..that was righteous!  Talk about giving Brett and the B12 the big fuck you!

#5004
3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That may not be a big deal to him, but I don't care about money, I care that a coach that literally 3 years ago had a 5 and 7 team with no bowl to 12-1 and just beat the SEC champ in their house, and only lost 1 game by seconds on a neutral field. I don't give 1 shit that Gundy is hero for losing to South Alabama and half his class abandoned him to be 9-3 in the championship game. He did that shit to himself. 

Sark built his from the ground up and in just 3 years has won the conference, has two top 5 classes, and has a great staff he hired (at least for DBs recruiting, but on the field results TBD in 2024) as well as analysts. He didn't run kids off, he brought his up and made his way, not clamoring shit together and calling that a great season. 

I’m all in on Sark now, never thought I would say that!

#5005
1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Talk shit when you get there.  Laughing at OSU for no titles in the 12 and you’re saying this.  Your season isn’t in the top 10 for OU in the last 13 years.  LOL

Fuck you sooner!  I generally enjoy your posts, but this one reminds me that I need to tell you to eat shit, fuck off and die.

#5006
31 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

God damn…..that was righteous!  Talk about giving Brett and the B12 the big fuck you!

Yormark bettet learn from that mistake. You can't be partisan as a Commissioner. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking.

#5007
Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yormark bettet learn from that mistake. You can't be partisan as a Commissioner. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking.

He’s an amateur.  A teenager would get on stage and say “it’s all good.”  That’s not something a real professional would say, and the way he’s acted all year is not something a real professional would do.  

#5008
6 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

Please, for the love of God, someone post the damn grim reaper visiting the Rig 12 schools meme. Preferably updated to show OSU on there. That shit is absolute gold, Jerry. And, I'm Smaug. I fucking NEED it. 

 

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#5010
4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Those weren't her pants, she was wearing denim coverings for her boots. But what do you expect from friends of the pole assassin.

They were gone in the 2nd half.

Saturday night in the club after a big Texas win is prime money time. Gotta go make them dollas!

 

 

#5011
14 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Well I’m a pilot, so…

 

14 hours ago, Jack Handey said:

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I was thinking this may be better..

 

2 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

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#5014
13 hours ago, jw4381 said:

He was such a douchebag. 

And a baby back bitch. Throwing hit helmet on the sidelines while throwing a tantrum... grow the fuck up and take the loss pussy!

#5015
17 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Band chicks are freaks in the bed. Ask me how I know lmao 

Facts. When I was in high school if you wanted to get laid you got with a girl in the band. They fuck like rabbits. 

#5017
Thinking @TexasFootball DT T'Vondre Sweat should get TE reps at @seniorbowl and with no true fullback on the roster, Byron Murphy II should see time at FB.#TheDraftStartsInMOBILE™️

 

#5021
8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Your season isn’t in the top 10 for OU in the last 13 years.  LOL

Dude, I think someone sold you some bad coke.  Are you ok?

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#5023
Keilan Robinson had more rushing yards on one carry than Ollie Gordon had all day.

 

#5024
5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Keilan Robinson had more rushing yards on one carry than Ollie Gordon had all day.

 

Does that make K Rob the Big 12 Offensive Player of the Year?!?

#5025
8 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Let's review each of our last games in a bowl against USC, shall we?

While I'm discussing USC.. because this thread is lacking hot chicks something fierce.

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#5029

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🗣️@CFBPlayoff committee@J_Whitt3 has a message for ya— LHN (Longhorn Network) (@LonghornNetwork)

 

 

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#5030
2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

NSIAP

🗣️@CFBPlayoff committee@J_Whitt3 has a message for ya— LHN (Longhorn Network) (@LonghornNetwork)

 

 

J-Whitt called his shot 👀@J_Whitt3

I'm really gonna miss J-Whitt. What a team player.

#5031
9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Talk shit when you get there.  Laughing at OSU for no titles in the 12 and you’re saying this.  Your season isn’t in the top 10 for OU in the last 13 years.  LOL

We have 4 Big 12 titles to their zero. We can talk shit all we want, especially on our message board. 

#5032
Facts. When I was in high school if you wanted to get laid you got with a girl in the band. They fuck like rabbits. 

Jim from American Pie definitely learned that
#5033

This stat line is crazy. I was on the fire PK train in year 1. I was completely wrong. 

Texas had more 1st downs than Oklahoma state had rushing yards…Texas 1st downs: 33OK State Rushing Yards: 31🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾 https://t.co/QSe4OlrpMj

 

 

#5036
8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Fuck you sooner!  I generally enjoy your posts, but this one reminds me that I need to tell you to eat shit, fuck off and die.

Fuck. I have posts here saying I’ll regret wishing you all well.  I do.  Congrats.  
Also some free advice you don’t need… don’t throw your holiday party at a place w sugary drinks.  Strip club next year.  You’re all invited - as long as you don’t win it all.  

#5037
10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Talk shit when you get there.  Laughing at OSU for no titles in the 12 and you’re saying this.  Your season isn’t in the top 10 for OU in the last 13 years.  LOL

Somebody needs to learn how to handle their liquor.  Come on our board showing your ass...fuck off.  You've certainly built up substantial goodwill over the years, but this is some dumb shit.

#5038
Just now, Bregs said:

Somebody needs to learn how to handle their liquor.  Come on our board showing your ass...fuck off.  You've certainly built up substantial goodwill over the years, but this is some dumb shit.

If I didn’t show my ass every now and then...  And actual quality ass as well - I wouldn’t belong here.  Congrats.  

#5039
2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

If I didn’t show my ass every now and then...  And actual quality ass as well - I wouldn’t belong here.  Congrats.  

Thanks.  Hope your hangover is at a 10.

#5040
10 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

Somebody is really fucking bitter and I have to say it’s fucking awesome. 

That’s the thing.  If I didn’t cry like a god damn baby it wouldn’t be so sweet (well, it still probably would be).  It sucks and will suck more when you have all the lead up to the got damn playoff game.   

#5041
2 minutes ago, Bregs said:

Thanks.  Hope your hangover is at a 10.

Legit 10.  Nuclear.  Have a rule about no drugs at the holiday party.  Dumb rule.  

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#5042

 

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#5043

Rewatching game this morning and to see OSU go from hyped/fired up to Gordon’s temper tantrum to basically giving up as game progresses has just been great. 

#5044

They couldn't stop the pass at all.  Dudes were running wide open in that secondary all day and Quinn carved those fools up 

#5045
1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This stat line is crazy. I was on the fire PK train in year 1. I was completely wrong. 

Texas had more 1st downs than Oklahoma state had rushing yards…Texas 1st downs: 33OK State Rushing Yards: 31🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾 https://t.co/QSe4OlrpMj

 

 

We all were

#5046

Anyone got a link to a replay? Would like to soberly watch the great plays (although this morning been a tad bit rough)

#5047
12 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Anyone got a link to a replay? Would like to soberly watch the great plays (although this morning been a tad bit rough)

 

#5048

on rewatch the key point in the game

OSU is driving down 21-7.  Crawford makes the pick at the 5.  we hit Mitchell on the out and go on 3rd and 10.  Baxter scores.  Ballgame.

 

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#5049
Good morning to only those whose team won their conference#ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽pic.twitter.com/wdQIevjj7Q

Dancing our way outta the Big 12 

#5050

Sark just spammed the "throw it to the flat" button all game and OSU was absolutely incapable of stopping it. We all knew what was coming and there was nothing they could do. It was the most one sided game I've ever witnessed in person. Total mismatch. 

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