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Announcers seems a bit sad that Texas is just skullfucking OSU

This is gonna turn into a snuff film

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WE MUST EMBRACE OUR IDENTITY.

WE'RE TEXAS.

WE'LL ALWAYS BE THE BAD GUY.

ERRRBODY ENVIES US.

EMBRACE IT!

RUN UP THE DAMN SCORE.  MAKE PEOPLE PAY.

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Are we this good offensively or is OSU that bad defensively?

Yes

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

We will score 60 if Sark wants to.

we kind of have to...

 

we have the playlist from 2015.      destroy an inferior opponent in the CCG and get invited in above other teams

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Are we passing the eye test?

 


 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Are we this good offensively or is OSU that bad defensively?

OSU is pretty decent on defense from down to down, but they give up a lot of big plays.

We are doing it every which way right now.

What a run by Baxter. That was impressive!

 

also, #78 killed a dude

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

We will score 60 if Sark wants to.

Pretty sure he wants to do so, by halftime. 

I’ve been waiting for Baxter to figure out that he is this good. 

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

We will score 60 if Sark wants to.

There is no reason not to. We need that eye test.

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

We will score 60 if Sark wants to.

Today is the day to do it.

More Gas!

Ok…now let’s run a “cornholing CU in 05” on em. That’s how you close out tenure in this fucking conference.

Shock the world to win the first conference title.
Leave nothing but rubble as you win the last one. And never give a fuck about this conference again.

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Announcers seems a bit sad that Texas is just skullfucking OSU

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Just now, immamac said:

Watching the game while browsing is working pretty damn good. 

Try it while trying to finish writing an article... so instead im just adding to the boobs repository..

 

Greg has actually been on our side as far as CFB playoffs the past couple weeks...guess he caught too much shit from his fellow Bammers.

Blow these fucks out by 70.  Leave no doubt who deserves the CFP.  

Come on sark. ALL GAS NO BRAKES!!! Finish them! Crush the throat, swep the leg!! All that chit.!! Dont let up. Go for 70. No prevent D bullshit!!!

I love Banks being fired up after that destruction.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

we kind of have to...

 

we have the playlist from 2015.      destroy an inferior opponent in the CCG and get invited in above other teams

Make it 80. Shit on the conference on the way out the door

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Man that turf sucks

 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This field is a pile of shit. 

Anything Jerry Jones touches is shit.

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Announcers seems a bit sad that Texas is just skullfucking OSU

They are still hoping for a review of the interception. Fuck'em!

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I need to find some D shaped performance art...

Brazilian man is arested at the carnaval for wearing a dick costume : r/pics

We will score 60 if Sark wants to.
We need to put up as many as we can. Don't need some "barely won" team passing us.
Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

WE MUST EMBRACE OUR IDENTITY.

WE'RE TEXAS.

WE'LL ALWAYS BE THE BAD GUY.

ERRRBODY ENVIES US.

EMBRACE IT!

RUN UP THE DAMN SCORE.  MAKE PEOPLE PAY.

 

Would you say we are “the heel”??

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Fuck the chiefs and fuck these fucking State Farm commercials

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Watching the game while browsing is working pretty damn good. 

Just don't look up the reviews of your anthem performance.

The Internet can be very cruel.

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I need to find some D shaped performance art...

You said "D"

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Texas just killing OSU. Love it
 

Mitchell looks gimpy after his long route. The turf is making lots of dudes stick/slip. 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Love it when this shit booth crew is forced into absolute silence by another touchdown.

They'll be blowing UGA and Bama by the 3rd quarter.

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Is this good? 

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We've blown 3-TD leads before. And everyone knows it. Gotta keep going like this; there's a LOT of game left.

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Are we this good offensively or is OSU that bad defensively?

Yes

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Are we this good offensively or is OSU that bad defensively?

We are just out athleting them. It’s the same we did to Bama. We just ultimately are bigger, stronger, faster at every single position. Especially the skill positions 

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