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The announcers have tried so hard to paint the picture that we're just being gifted all our points.  The obvious fumble after the receiver caught it, turned, and took two steps with clear control being something "that could go either way" was hilarious.  They want to keep us out of the CFP so bad.

1 minute ago, troph said:

Salivating Homer Simpson GIF

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We need to come out with fire at half. No let downs. 

what the hell is this crap

Did the wound on Nelly's face finally heal?

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Agree Sark should have TO’d but legit why wouldn’t we now do that every single offensive sub? What’s stopping us?

They would seriously call delay of game against us and it would be the correct call.

4 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Sweat TD reception - a TD catch from a defensive player - my favorite play from the 2023 Horn's and certainly one of the all-time favorites for me.

And then he hit the Heisman pose. So good.

After what Nelly did at the rodeo I will never hate this dude. He a wholesome mofo

Let's all pray Sark left stupid in ATX and goes for the throat to make his case that we're 1 of the 4 best teams (we are, clearly), and beat these fucks by 35). See aggy cry and have make believe scenarios on who will beat us because we have terrible players who aren't SEC ready 

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If you sub really late that could be on the offense. But we completed our substitution with 25 seconds left on the play clock. That's why it was bullshit in this case. For the umpire to be over the ball 24 seconds later is complete garbage. 

The replay of the sub was infuriating that they let it go. Waited until texas lined up to send their guy on, he lopes on, the guy he replaces acts like he doesn’t know it’s him until he can be tapped, then lopes off. 
 

of that’s not illegal, it should be. Should get x seconds after the 11 are on the field to identify and fully sub, and then release the ball for play. 

Just now, Macklemore said:

What is wrong with the audio for the show 

Yeah the bands were put on mute.

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

They would seriously call delay of game against us and it would be the correct call.

So what’s the rule on that then? When does it become delay on the defense I guess is my question?

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, I was thinking that as well. FSU will get rolled if they got in, and anyone who makes those decisions can be that stupid, but let's hope someone smarter talks to them and tells them Texas is better, we travel well, and people want to see Texas back. We're always the talk of the season, so let us prove it 

I am seeing a LOT of momentum from ESPN today to leave FSU out. 

These songs were popular when the Major was QB. 

Omg this is terrible
Halftime shows always are, but I still like it.
Just now, texastroubadour said:

I cannot overstate how much I hate Mike Gundy. He can go fuck himself

Most overrated coach in CFB. He’s a redneck loser. He’s perfect for that piece of shit “university”

Pocket gummy time

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After what Nelly did at the rodeo I will never hate this dude. He a wholesome mofo

We took photos of him last year for his MoShine. Good dude. People were stopping in the street to say hi in St Louis.
He drank and smoked ALL DAY.

I can’t wait until T’Sweat gets the MOP belt from the Undertaker

I've never really paid attention to Ewers parents, but damn, I just realized they are probably around my age, at least his mom is.

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4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I want 63 pts today

Fuck that

70 or bust!

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Let's all pray Sark left stupid in ATX and goes for the throat to make his case that we're 1 of the 4 best teams (we are, clearly), and beat these fucks by 35). See aggy cry and have make believe scenarios on who will beat us because we have terrible players who aren't SEC ready 

There was plenty of stupid on display with either going for it on 4th or trying to draw them offsides, doubled up with not watching the play clock. So he packed at least some. 

Nelly needs another helmet.

Cant hear the calls from the OC.

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I am seeing a LOT of momentum from ESPN today to leave FSU out. 

As am I. They've been talking about it a lot, which is great. Plus they're on their 3rd string qb. Even if it were Jordan Travis, I still don't think they're top 4. 

I admire Sark for taking accountability and admitting his fuckup.  That's the kind of example a good leader sets for the people he is in charge of.

Bush league tactics by Gundy, substituting to take advantage of the rule to substitute to force Texas to take a time out.  That should not be allowed.  Refs should release the ball after 10 seconds, and if Oklahoma State doesn't have all their dudes lines up, too fucking bad.

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Terrible sportsmanship of gundy to resort to bush league shit like that. 

Lol wut 

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Those band nerd chicks were really getting into it.

Band chicks are freaks in the bed. Ask me how I know lmao 

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