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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

stop chanting sec you waterheads

As a fu goodbye to conference after winning the championship?

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I've got the biggest shit eating grin on my face right now.

1 minute ago, Pods said:

First Big XII Champs. 

Last Big XII Champs. 

2023 Big XII champs.  It'll still be around after we leave, and we'll see one of them in the playoffs next year.

I love this team.

And I like some of y'all.

Conference Champs, man.

Just now, Ellellelle said:

What's a negative x-ray?

It means they found nothing wrong. Nothing broken.

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

What's a negative x-ray?

No broken bones.

28 years of big 12 and 4 championships?. Fucking pathetic in 10-22 period 🥲

WE'RE 12-1 AND COULD BE GOING TO THE CFP!!!!! WE LOOKED ABSOBLUELY DOMINANT!!!! 

 

Sark has learned it's better to just kill everybody in the way. 

 

Yormark handing Sark the trophy while Sark calls him a pussy ass bitch on the hand-off would be the greatest gif in the history of mankind 

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

“SEC” chant broke out in the final 30 seconds.

Fuck this.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

SuperManning ends it. True hero. Man we're getting a helluva head start going into the SEC with our roster. Flip Hibbler, Filasame, get both Black's, and we'll be good. Gotta get safety figured out. They're slow as shit and make constant mental mistakes. I assume those are Herman holdovers?

A little bit racist.

SEC ya later 

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

X-rays negative for worthy

and in that sense, positive X-rays

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

Three non-mutually exclusive thoughts:

Most importantly, I am fucking ecstatic with this championship. Really happy for the team and staff. A lot has gone into this from where the program was just a couple years ago, and frankly I did not think they would get over the hump at the beginning of the year. I hope things fall so that Texas makes the CFP but 12-1 with an outright B12 title is extremely sweet in its own right. I will remember this group and season for a long time.

OSU is a bad team. Like, I was under no illusion they were actually the 18th best team in CFB but my god. How did this group beat OU, Kansas, and K State? Texas was half assing for pretty much the whole second half and it was still non competitive. Yikes.

Leaving starters in up 42-14 was irresponsible and it is tragic that Xavier Worthy’s last play at Texas was very possibly getting injured throwing the ball up 42-14. C’mon Sark.

No matter what happens later today regarding the playoffs, I’m celebrating because Sark did it, he turned this shit around.

Great job Longhorns!  TEXAS LONGHORNS Big 12 Champs!  Great season JB and what a class act Sark getting him in the game.  Hook’em!🤘🏼IMG_2157.thumb.jpeg.51f804759cea444014cdecb03d22f597.jpegIMG_1265.thumb.jpeg.48517353e073a048160f24ddac5ca7a3.jpegIMG_3277.thumb.png.b7eb79a38b2931c8d1399ed2090a5de1.pngIMG_0396.gif.d02699201834b948e359b380e514af17.gif

From the ranch near Coleman.  Boy and I just cracked open two shiners to celebrate.   Dont tell his mom….

Our nuts hang much longer than the rest

Very cool to get Brooks in. That’s why Sark is so well respected. 

That was a dominating victory. Conference champs, baby!

"If they don't get in, will be the best team that hasn't gotten in, in the history of the playoffs."

You're goddamn right.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Nice. Putting Brooks out there for the victory formation snap is the kind of stuff that maintains program culture and buy-in. Very smart, not just classy,  move. 

Hopefully there isn’t some rule saying he was ineligible because of being listed as out on the injury report. No idea.

Just now, bolverk said:

I've got the biggest shit eating grin on my face right now.

Did you eat your wife's oven roasted brisket cooked in liquid smoke?

Love this team’s grit! Big12 Champs!!! Proud of the kids and Sark’s staff. Nobody wants to see this team in the playoffs!

Go Hawkeyes and Cardinals this evening.

Hook’em!!!

Greg McElroy looks like a little kid with a fake beard that’s trying to buy beer. 
 

“McElroy? One name? What are you, Seal!?”

McElroy speakin' troofs. I like that guy. 

Conference championship. Sweat getting the TD. Brooks in the victory formation. Hats off to Sark for a tremendous accomplishment.

I love this team. I love my Horns. Hell, I even love all y’all motherfuckers.

Hook ‘em!!

Fuck the big 12.

Any Hateful Eight teams we don't have scoreboard on, now?

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

3 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

X-rays negative for worthy

source?

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