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8 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Got a bit dusty seeing Brooks out there for the final play.

Thanks for this. Glad to know that I am not the only one with tears.

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B12 d bag so sad 

Be a shame if that smug fuck took a D-cell to the head.

IDK who she is but you probably have no shot at that, dude

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Vulgar display of spite by the fans. I guess it just means more!

And it's WONDERFUL and Yormark deserves EVERY LAST BIT OF IT.

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1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

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God i love these

Book-ends for the B12. Too many OUsucks champions during the middle of those decades.

Hook’em!!! and OUsucks!!!

Hook’em!!!

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Any Hateful Eight teams we don't have scoreboard on, now?

 

4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Scoreboard on everyone including nebraska

From Winsipedia (don't think they've updated with today's result):

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Kind of pissed that we are even with West Virginia.  We all know about aggy and the children of the corn.  Texas is 12-7-0 against Colorado and 18-6-0 against Missouri.  BYU...well, it is what it is.

These dipshits totally normalizing a conference commissioner openly rooting against one of his member teams.

 

Okay then.

No, it's "not all good" you fucking prick. It's all good for us since we get to leave your kiddie birthday party of a conference. Take your clown nose, clown hat, and gaping pussy to a street near you and sell your asshole as you cry into a pillow, you fuck!

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Sarkisian did the classic back of the head rub because he was completely embarrassed for Yormark while also trying to hold in his laughter. At that point, I had completely lost it.

If we are running back by committee, so be it.  This is a pretty impressive committee.

15 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Sort of but not quite. If both Fla State and Georgia lose, we get bumped up to 3rd seed...probably.

The number of idiots who don't seem to realize Georgia has a 7% chance of making the CFP with a loss is uphauling & mind bottling. So many pre-madonnas

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The SEC chant is the absolute worst.

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Freudian Slip:

Coach "Skarsisian" (Scar Season)

Here booing Yormark was delicious

But then everyone started chanting S-E-C. I couldn’t get with that. But I boo’ed my ass off.
2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Not in this context.

 

Let our voices be heard. Yormack was WAAAAAAYYYYYY out of line with his comments.

 

Fuck him.

Absolutely. It's "not all good". That piece of shit openly rooted against us and now he has to eat shit two weeks in a row. I hope he cries openly at night now that he's in charge of the AAC southwest 

8 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Scoreboard on everyone including nebraska

Nope….. not Mizzou.

2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

image.thumb.jpeg.590b812f759af716b3d979cda14abd63.jpegWhen we leave a conference, we take no fucking prisoners.

We just need to work on the part when we’re in the conference.

I caught some confetti that made it all the way up to the nosebleeds

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

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Where’s Bert-o?

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YOU get a "like" and YOU get a "like" and YOU get a "like" and

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2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Sarkisian did the classic back of the head rub because he was completely embarrassed for Yormark while also trying to hold in his laughter. At that point, I had completely lost it.

Need a pic @ATXbronco

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i'm out game of thrones GIF by Amanda
 

my Aggie cousins rn

Way too fucking long between championships. That kinda drought better never fucking happen again. A new era is underway. Go Horns. We can be the new dynasty. Fuck Alabama, Fuck OSU, Fuck Wash and FSU. Go Horns!

Man - I wish the Iowa vs Meatchicken was at 3:00, like the SEC game. Now we have to wait until 10:30+ for results.

Go Hawkeyes and Cardinals tonight!

Hook’em!!!

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We tried to get Gordon late, so it's our fault we didn't get to him earlier. 

Cool. Guy could've committed to any other school in the state - or country. Fucker decided to sell his soul and go join some shitass organization north of the red river. I don't want traitors.

What can we send over to the Louisville locker room to give 'em a little boost?

9 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Scoreboard on everyone including nebraska

We have scoreboard on all of next year’s B12. Not 100% sure about Arizona, and we’ve never played Cincinnati, but in my heart, we have scoreboard. 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Congrats to Coach Garcia and the Longhorns! 🤘

We are going to recruit the shit out of the barrio, now.

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Who's next?

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6 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Did he say Coach Car Season?

Coach circumcision? Cuz yormark is a dick that eats foreskin for breakfast 

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