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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If that kid did have a concussion last week no way in fuck should be be playing today 

All those ‘fuck you Floridas’ when we gave you that sweet, sweet concussion gift that keeps on giving.  

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… but that’s spilled milk under the bridge. 

I’m sure Louisville realizes they are one egregious roughing-the-third-string-passer personal foul away from wrapping that game up. 

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43 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

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From the looks of what the shirt is covering I will not celebrate her second declaration.

14 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

That’s a strange thing for you to admit, but you do you.

Whipping his underling did it for me 😂

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

We met Sergio Kindle at the watch party 

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He’s a lot heavier than I remember. 

24 minutes ago, mannewers said:

What a season! I was part of the group labled a "kool-aid drinker" for believing we would we 10+ games. Well, here we are mother fuckers! Expectations met and exceeded. In honor of that achievement.

 

Calling all Surly assholes still on the sidelines to pony up and help get this train rolling!

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I did this on Tuesday.  Not the $500.00 but in a monthly recurring fashion.  As much enjoyment as I get from this team they deserve it.

28 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Classy Yormut: "First I want to apologize for my comments in Lubbock before the season. Longhorn Nation didn't deserve that, and neither did this football team. Please accept my humble apologies."

Real Yorkmuck: "Coach Sa garcia ss."

Watching on TV he looked like he was about to cry after he fucked up Sark’s name. 

Watching on TV he looked like he was about to cry after he fucked up Sark’s name. 

It was cringe af. I almost felt bad for him.

Almost.
17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

All those ‘fuck you Floridas’ when we gave you that sweet, sweet concussion gift that keeps on giving.  

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… but that’s spilled milk under the bridge. 

I’m sure Louisville realizes they are one egregious roughing-the-third-string-passer personal foul away from wrapping that game up. 

Positive reputation for Margin Call. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Watching on TV he looked like he was about to cry after he fucked up Sark’s name. 

This was the “chef’s kiss” of his idiocy. Great topper to the whole Big 12 experience from the commissioner’s office 

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Watching on TV he looked like he was about to cry after he fucked up Sark’s name. 

Touchdown Textus!

9 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

 

He was such a douchebag. 

17 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Watching on TV he looked like he was about to cry after he fucked up Sark’s name. 

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16 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


It was cringe af. I almost felt bad for him.

Almost.

He deserved every second of it 

Big 12 timeline after today...

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Get. In. The. Mother. Fucker.

3 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Damn! I'm sure I should know, but who is Peyton Yager?

apparently she's someone i want to have have sex with.

1 hour ago, crony said:

Fucking holding on Ok State as usual.

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Your feed must be way behind. 

They’re still holding.

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one of those cbs announcers had a texas sticker on the back of his tablet.

You mean this one:

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6 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Damn! I'm sure I should know, but who is Peyton Yager?

Also, where did she get that jacket?🤔

3 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

one of those cbs announcers had a texas sticker on the back of his tablet.

Brian Jones, former Texas lb


I don’t mean half assing as a derogatory term. The effort was great as long as it needed to be. The players and coaches clearly knew the game was won against an overwhelmed opponent and acted accordingly, including some shots at running up the score for perceived playoff benefit. I mean that Texas was obviously not concerned with OSU making anything of the game and OSU proved them right. They are ass.

As to your second point, read your post again, it doesn’t at make sense. Those aren’t in conflict. You pull the starters because you are up a million, energy is naturally lower, and there is no sense risking an injury. Playing backups up 42-14 mitigates injury risk and frankly energized second stringers are still plenty capable of putting up style points against a broken opponent as was observed as recently as a week ago.
This was a championship game against a coach and team that have had our number more often than not in recent years. Can't really fault Sark for keeping the pedal to the metal even with a sizeable lead.
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9 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

one of those cbs announcers had a texas sticker on the back of his tablet.

You deserve a banishing for a few days for this.

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

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Looks like she's really excited by the victory.

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That was glorious!  Hook em horns!

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2 hours ago, WBT said:

Plus Worthy goes out like that 3 times every game.  He's fine.


He was coming out anyway. Crutches and shit were a distraction tactic for playoff opponents. 

8 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

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Should stream Train Simulator in honor of running a train on the irate 8's asses

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Why was Yormark saying "Saul Goodman" during presentation?

This was a championship game against a coach and team that have had our number more often than not in recent years. Can't really fault Sark for keeping the pedal to the metal even with a sizeable lead.

I fault him. For letting off the gas.
7 minutes ago, TXs said:

Why was Yormark saying "Saul Goodman" during presentation?

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¿Does Sweat now get any of that Burnt Ends action?
2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

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Good.  We can't afford any eye injuries this late in the season.  Player safety and all.  

40 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Should stream Train Simulator in honor of running a train on the irate 8's asses

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Did the sticker fuck yormack make it on tv?  The sec chant drowning out yormack was great, and I hope the last time I hear that from Texas fans

Head to head has to matter,  or what the fuck are we doing here?

-announcer of SMU-Tulane (paraphrased) after the GA loss.

 

 

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