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3 hours ago, utee94 said:

I think Zak Brown comes across pretty well on TV and in the media, I'd call him "likeable" without knowing any details beyond what a normal fan sees and hears.

I disliked how he handled Ricciardo but at this point that seems like the correct decision, what are you gonna do?

Other than that, fun race with lots of actual racing.  Moar plz.

i'm probably the biggest Danny Ric fan on this board, but he is waht he is - and even then it was the correct decision. totally get it.

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...excuse me?

full text, because it's long as hell and honestly incredible.
 

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I listened to The Danica Patrick Lizard People Podcast, so you don't have to 🦎

Here are the highlights, in order of appearance:

- Reptilians invented money to control us.
- The reptilians are not okay with the shifting of the energies.
- We're at a choice point in history (no mention of what choice though).
- From 2024 to 2028 we'll see "the uprising of the new earth frequency".
- People are getting murdered over free energy technologies.
- People in the past "found the solution for cancer, but they were killed off".
- There are new solutions coming from people who understand "vibrational frequency".
- There are waves of energy hitting our galaxy which are increasing the vibrations of our planet.
- The reptilians are scared because humans are gaining power.
- The Galactic Federation says that the planet belongs to the humans, even though reptilians were here before us.
- Humans haven't has this kind of power since we inhabited Atlantis.
- Many reptilians are "transmuting into the light because of the vibrations".
- Many celebrities and politicians are reptilians, among them Adele and Justin Bieber.
- In the next four years, the celebrity reptilians will all shapeshift into their true forms because of the vibrations. Those who do not wish to show their true forms will "transmute into the light" (aka pass away).
- Justin Bieber will accidentally shapeshift on stage in front of thousands. The audience will have their minds wiped. "Like a Men in Black situation. That's how they suppress the truth".
- "The government knows that cosmic disclosure is happening".
- Want proof? Google it.
- Government whistleblowers have confirmed the existence of the Galactic Federation.
- UFOs are real. Aliens are real. Videos from the 1940s prove it.
- Elizabeth April communicates directly with the aliens in the Galactic Federation.
- The human race is an experiment. We live on a "prophecy planet".
- The human race was created to "end the war of all war in the universe"
- 26000 years ago, humans inhabited Atlantis. They were given everything: All knowledge, all information, all technology, all advancement.
- The humans of Atlantis ruined it, they couldn't handle the technology. So Atlantis and civilisation had to fall, plunging the world in to a dark age where everyone had their minds wiped.
- A lot of Atlanteans have chosen this time to reincarnate.
- In order to take care of others you have to take care of yourself. If you give too much, without receiving, you can burn out. "Sometimes burnout looks like cancer".
- Elizabeth April says she has a friend who is a rocket scientist at NASA, and they say she's right about everything.
- This reality is a simulation.
- You don't die, you "go back to source" and reincarnate in a new simulation.
- Humans didn't evolve. We were engineered as a mix of many different alien races.
- Quantum physics prove that it's a simulation. The double slit experiment is the proof.
- If you're "in the vibration of abundance", you "get to emit that vibration to the world, and change the frequency of the planet".
- If you think about something, you can manifest it. For example, Elizabeth April thought very hard about a basketball. Then, later, she was walking past a basketball court and there was a basketball.
- Danica went on a "guided mushroom journey" where she became a waveform.
- "If you were meant to be a waveform, you wouldn't be a human".
- We all have an "energetic responsibility". We have to clear the energy. Having eye contact creates energy. Taking a shower clears energy. Also crystals clear energy.
- You can't tell your kids that Santa is real, if you're going to tell them that aliens are real. Ghosts are real - you should tell your kids about ghosts.
- Elon Musk is the da Vinci of our generation. Elizabeth April has had "a lot of past life regressions off planet". The aliens' technology is linked directly to their consciousness - "just like Neuralink".
- Elon Musk is helping prepare us to join the Galatic Federation.
- There are 12 dimensions. The internet is a dimension, because "time doesn't exist on the internet" and "you can talk to people in Sweden".
- The Galactic Federation said 5G radiation is dangerous, which is why the aliens use space suits. A lot of clothing companies have started creating radiation proof clothes. You should have your house painted in radiation proof paint. Danica has EMF / 5G reducers in her home.
- When you've progressed through the 12 dimensions, you get a choice: You can either go back to source and rejoin the universe as an "all knowing, omnipotent sentient thing", or you can "start your own univers as your own source", also all knowing, omnipotent and sentient.
- It's like The Sims. Or The Good Place.
- You can buy Elizabeth April's books or sign up for her workshop to learn how to communicate with the Galactic Federation or see ghosts. She'll also write a new book: "What is anxiety really?"
- Elections don't really matter in the grand scheme of things, because "earth is on a trajectory and everyone is just a puppet. The prophecy is going to be realised no matter what".
- Danica wants to do more political interviews, because she's "a voice of neutrality - of presenting information objectively".
- "Why do we even have partisan politics? People who used to be Democrats have become Independents, have become Republicans. So like, now you're not actually that?"

I have to say, they make a lot of good points.

 

 

With anyone else, that podcast title would scream "satire" at me, but with her? Yeah, that tracks.

For your viewing pleasure (and mockery):

 

It would explain why she “dated” fellow nut Aaron Rodgers.

Oh, Lizard People Podcast isn't the actual title? Well. It should be. 

How dare she disrespect the double slit experiment like that.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

It would explain why she “dated” fellow nut Aaron Rodgers.

I came here to say this.

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

How dare she disrespect the double slit experiment like that.

Sigh, unzips.

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It does not help that Danica is an actual crazy person, too.

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On 6/26/2024 at 8:33 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Does what Marko says even matter anymore?  Horner's still in charge over there.

You come at the king, Helmut, you best not miss.

Leclerc...not sure what exactly happened in the pit exit for SQ3. Just missed out on his flying lap. Ugh.

42 minutes ago, MadTrapper said:

Leclerc...not sure what exactly happened in the pit exit for SQ3. Just missed out on his flying lap. Ugh.

Ferrari has been Ferrari’ing so hard since winning Monaco. 
 

Looks like Merc is legitimately a top car now. Crazy how much they’ve turned it around since the start of the season. It does seem like you can make huge jumps in performance in these regs more than previous ones. Both McLaren and Merc have had massive improvements mid-season the last two seasons. 

We are going to achieve some parity just in time for the next rule change.

LoLeclerc

Fucking Ferrari just can't get out of their own way.

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Looks like Merc is legitimately a top car now. Crazy how much they’ve turned it around since the start of the season. It does seem like you can make huge jumps in performance in these regs more than previous ones. Both McLaren and Merc have had massive improvements mid-season the last two seasons. 

Yep. We have us some racing at the moment; multiple teams vying for poles, wins, and podiums. Midfield battles have been good as well.

 

The sprint was not too bad. Mercedes had nothing for Max, or the two McLarens. They seemed pretty solidly aligned with Ferrari.

That has to be one of the most beautiful venues in all of sport. I definitely want to attend the race in Austria.

Lap 5 - what a GORGEOUS shot of the McLarens chasing Max after the exchange w/ Lando and Piastri challenging his teammate!  We [rightly] bitch about the production plenty, but the helicopter was in perfect position!

Alonso needs a great lap to through to Q3.  Hamilton in 8th with a minute to go, up to 3rd after his lap. Others still to finish.

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3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Alonso needs a great lap to through to Q3.  Hamilton in 8th with a minute to go, up to 3rd after his lap. Others still to finish.

Alonso stays 15th. Russell and Hamilton in 3rd & 4th.  Perez & LeClerc struggling.

Q3 will be fun.

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The decline of Aston this season has been crazy. Daddy Stroll is going to have to address a lot of issues with some big-time sponsors.

Good interview between Martin and Toto in the pregame show.

Pinks is my fave but damn Naomi Schiff is a knockout. 
 

But I bet Bernie could drink them both under the table. 

 

At this rate Idk how they keep him next year. How many people could finish 6th in the WDC in this car?

Nobody is asking him to be on par w Max. They are just asking not to get smoked THIS badly week in and week out.

 

a larger gap than Albon to Sargent?! 

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Jeez

 

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On 6/1/2024 at 11:43 AM, NoName said:

Largest gap in the field lol even bigger than Williams

Dude is toast

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Sainz standing by.

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Sainz standing by.

Evidently Williams is off the table now?

On 6/25/2024 at 12:08 PM, NoName said:

...excuse me?

full text, because it's long as hell and honestly incredible.
 

 

Would still smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick...

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Evidently Williams is off the table now?

He'll have options, but shitty ones.

That blonde chick with the blue eyes is hawt.

Austrian national anthem evangelical band style

Damn Fernando

4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Let em race!

Ummm

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It's war in Austria!

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