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Any of y'all in-state, Aggy Lite, left behind motherfuckers have anything to say now?!

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Y'all have fun playing in Conference USA 2.0, you insignificant little nothings.

Big 12 is finished and we have forever scoreboard and all the passing and offense records. 
 

WWE conference is flushed before it even begins

who's aggy lite?

8 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

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which one's cool?

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5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

which one's cool?

Rice, I guess?

They seem to hate us the least.

It's almost as if being rightly proud of their own school makes them not get butthurt that we're rightly proud of ours.

Byeeeeeee.  Beautiful ending.  Now you’ll have to excuse me while I cheer on free shoe U.  I’m sure you understand.  

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Congratulations on the win and your new conference.

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Look at that beautiful trophy, man.

BIG XII CHAMPIONS.

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WHO WANTS SOME?  WHO WANTS A LITTLE?  HUH?

 

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You get that we are going to get big12 members every bowl we play in for the next dozen years...  assuming we are not in the CFP.

 

 

Just now, petscii said:

You get that we are going to get big12 members every bowl we play in for the next dozen years...  assuming we are not in the CFP.

 

 

That's up to Sankey and the SEC brass, IIRC.

6 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

K-State

Agreed. OK State also counts imo

I do have a question since there doesn't seem to be a game thread 

 

How is Camar Wheaton not starting for SMU? Was he just another overrated RB?

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I do have a question since there doesn't seem to be a game thread 

 

How is Camar Wheaton not starting for SMU? Was he just another overrated RB?

 

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Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up.

Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin.

Here’s to new beginnings.

Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow, so fuck OU. From now on I hope Texas prevails, now that it’s not like watching your dumbass brother beat up on your annoying brother.

Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right?

Best wishes in the SEC.

Go Louisville.

49 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Whats the opposite of a meltdown? We bout to do that.

Something about getting firm and engorged. 

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up.

Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin.

Here’s to new beginnings.

Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow.

Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right?

Best wishes in the SEC.

Go Louisville.

Is your team assaulting coeds tonight?

Is your team assaulting coeds tonight?

Probably, but not with my money. They’re still Baptist. Which is why I prefer this board.
Just now, BearSchlong said:


Probably, but not with my money. They’re still Baptist. Which is why I prefer this board.

I doubt the team is comprised of all baptists

42 minutes ago, petscii said:

You get that we are going to get big12 members every bowl we play in for the next dozen years...  assuming we are not in the CFP.

 

 

Big 12 teams would have to somehow make a higher tier bowl. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Big 12 teams would have to somehow make a higher tier bowl. the playoffs.

 

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

 

Well, of course I was implying we'd have to have an off year, too.

Hurts when you have > 0 penalties huh assholes 😂

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody. 

Ok, seriously, congrats to the Texas kids. Deserving champs. 

5 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody. 

Ok, seriously, congrats to the Texas kids. Deserving champs. 

How many trophies do y’all have?

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

Well, of course I was implying we'd have to have an off year, too.

I excluded the "playoffs" in my post too....

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1 hour ago, petscii said:

You get that we are going to get big12 members every bowl we play in for the next dozen years...  assuming we are not in the CFP.

 

 

Not necessarily. The SEC essentially selects the bowl game for the team. That’s why we didn’t hit aggy that one year we should have in the Texas Bowl.

 

Now will that continue when we join? Who knows.

Hurts when you have > 0 penalties huh assholes [emoji23]

No holding calls, which is ridiculous
15 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody. 

Ok, seriously, congrats to the Texas kids. Deserving champs. 

Bye bitch

You get that we are going to get big12 members every bowl we play in for the next dozen years...  assuming we are not in the CFP.
 
 

Who gives a shit? Bowl games no longer matter and teams. They’ll mean even less after the 12-team playoff starts next year.

~~HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU,  UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN~~

 

 

 

 

 

BYE YOU FREAKING ASSHOLES!!!

Fuck Tech. 

And Rapelor.

But most of all fuck Tech ... and Rapelor

And in case nobody's mentioned it, fuck Rapelor ... and Tech.

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43 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody.

Well, maybe now your Pokes can build a roster that can win it, now that no one will give a shit.

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2 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

Learn to take a joke, boys. 

Reminds me of that old saying ... "Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck".

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