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Any of y'all in-state, Aggy Lite, left behind motherfuckers have anything to say now?!

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46 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody. 

Ok, seriously, congrats to the Texas kids. Deserving champs. 

Be that as it mat, Texas won the last real Big 12 championship in dominating fashion. And gave a big fuck you to the entire conference on its way out. Big 12 starting next year is nothing more than C-USA with a bunch of middle of the road teams.

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3 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

Learn to take a joke, boys. 

Enjoy the moment. 

Learn what "in-state" means, think tank...

9 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

Learn to take a joke, boys. 

Enjoy the moment. 

We are. Fuck the cheating Rig XII. And OSU.  And your Mom. Jokes.

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody. 
Ok, seriously, congrats to the Texas kids. Deserving champs. 

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Fuck Tech. 
And Rapelor.
But most of all fuck Tech ... and Rapelor
And in case nobody's mentioned it, fuck Rapelor ... and Tech.

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1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up.

Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin.

Here’s to new beginnings.

Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow, so fuck OU. From now on I hope Texas prevails, now that it’s not like watching your dumbass brother beat up on your annoying brother.

Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right?

Best wishes in the SEC.

Go Louisville.

Good post Bear Schlong. I agree with almost all. Except: If surly had no whining? What’s the point? Really you just wrote that! 

1 hour ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody. 

Ok, seriously, congrats to the Texas kids. Deserving champs. 

Negged for being a complete bitch made bitch. Show us your hardware cunt. Get to stepping. 

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Byeeeeeee.  Beautiful ending.  Now you’ll have to excuse me while I cheer on free shoe U.  I’m sure you understand.  

Negged

Just now, jw4381 said:

Negged

Glad we are getting back to the hate.  Can leave this amateur two bit conference behind and get back to what counts…

1 hour ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

You have to hand it to Texas. Nobody takes 14 years to build a conference championship roster like the Longhorns. Nobody. 

Ok, seriously, congrats to the Texas kids. Deserving champs. 

I figger it's a helluva lot better to win on the way out the door than to not win it on the way out the door, so, ok, cool.

Remind me, how many times did Okie Lite win it, and how long ago was that?

The last and only time? 2011. Cripes, the Pokes, K-State and Baylor have won since the Horns. 

Come on.....you're the Texas F*CKING Longhorns!!  You're in the best town in the Big 12, have the hottest coeds of any campus, best bars, best BBQ, best music, coolest fanbase. It was the best road trip of any Big 12 opponent. 

Can you imagine recruiting to Ames or Stillwater or Manhattan, Kansas??? 

You guys should have won 10 of the last 14....and you know it. 

But anyway......seriously....congrats on the championship. It's about freagin time. 

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25 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Glad we are getting back to the hate.  Can leave this amateur two bit conference behind and get back to what counts…

 

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Sorry, in-state-left-behinds, as much as you hated us and wanted us to hate you back, like this, like a rivalry, we just weren't feeling it. It's not us; it's you. You'll find someone to care about you someday. Have you checked out BYU?

The last and only time? 2011. Cripes, the Pokes, K-State and Baylor have won since the Horns. 
Come on.....you're the Texas F*CKING Longhorns!!  You're in the best town in the Big 12, have the hottest coeds of any campus, best bars, best BBQ, best music, coolest fanbase. It was the best road trip of any Big 12 opponent. 
Can you imagine recruiting to Ames or Stillwater or Manhattan, Kansas??? 
You guys should have won 10 of the last 14....and you know it. 
But anyway......seriously....congrats on the championship. It's about freagin time. 

You forgot most $$$
43 minutes ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

The last and only time? 2011. Cripes, the Pokes, K-State and Baylor have won since the Horns. 

Come on.....you're the Texas F*CKING Longhorns!!  You're in the best town in the Big 12, have the hottest coeds of any campus, best bars, best BBQ, best music, coolest fanbase. It was the best road trip of any Big 12 opponent. 

Can you imagine recruiting to Ames or Stillwater or Manhattan, Kansas??? 

You guys should have won 10 of the last 14....and you know it. 

But anyway......seriously....congrats on the championship. It's about freagin time. 

Ahem….3x for Baylor, and played for another 

 

 

 

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Man, homeboy ruined his 18-dollar pair of cargs.

1 hour ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

The last and only time? 2011. Cripes, the Pokes, K-State and Baylor have won since the Horns. 

Come on.....you're the Texas F*CKING Longhorns!!  You're in the best town in the Big 12, have the hottest coeds of any campus, best bars, best BBQ, best music, coolest fanbase. It was the best road trip of any Big 12 opponent. 

Can you imagine recruiting to Ames or Stillwater or Manhattan, Kansas??? 

You guys should have won 10 of the last 14....and you know it. 

But anyway......seriously....congrats on the championship. It's about freagin time. 

Fuck you dude. Go back to stoolwater 

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all have fun playing in Conference USA 2.0, you insignificant little nothings.

The only reason y'all have CCG passing record is because Tech never made it there.

Wait.  What was the question again?

Have thought y'all pass the eye test for most of the season. Now it's just a matter of hoping y'all still don't somehow get fucked.

Go win it all.

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Rice, I guess?

They seem to hate us the least.

It's almost as if being rightly proud of their own school makes them not get butthurt that we're rightly proud of ours.

Very much this. Also a Rice diploma is for real 

I was there. Drunk and high AF yelling SEC after booing that miserable cunt of a commish Yofag or whatever his name is. I fucking hate every fucking mother fucker associated with this conference now. Fuck them 

If the CFP stayed at 4 teams in 2024 and beyond, no Big 12 team would ever make it again.

6 hours ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

Cripes, the Pokes, K-State and Baylor have won since the Horns.

Last I checked, Texas won it less than 9 hours ago.

But sadly no, we don’t have the hottest coeds.

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