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1 minute ago, Griff said:

Lord …this shitshow isn’t much better than the one on ABC…. 

this is fucking better?  Holy hell.  

Lord …this shitshow isn’t much better than the one on ABC…. 

13 combined points by 4 teams in 4 quarters of football

Texas 21 points in a quarter

FSU+Michigan+Iowa+Louisville = 13 points in a half

So 10-0 not the halftime score all the Michigan pumpers were expecting. Iowa has a real chance. Not exactly stunned by this. If they only had a fucking offense. 

Michigan only TD off a punt return….  These offenses are offensive

Michigan’s offense is hot garbage, but that’s largely because Iowa probably has the best defense in college football. If they had even a semi-functional offense and a QB that could at least start for a 5A high school in Texas they would be even right now. The Hawkeye defensive players are just incredible to watch because they know going into each game they have to play almost perfect to win against every team because of their offense.

2 minutes ago, Griff said:

Michigan only TD off a punt return….  These offenses are offensive

My guess is Penix wins the Heisman. Nix came up short. Michigan QB not doing much unless late game heroics. Forget the other candidates bc that award lost all legitimacy after VY. QE not even part of the discussion I guess so Penix? 

Edited by Nicole44

1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

Michigan’s offense is hot garbage, but that’s largely because Iowa probably has the best defense in college football. If they had even a semi-functional offense and a QB that could at least start for a 5A high school in Texas they would be even right now. The Hawkeye defensive players are just incredible to watch because they know going into each game they have to play almost perfect to win against every team because of their offense.

Look. A couple of us could actually walk onto their offense right this minute and manage to get seven points. I don’t know why they can’t get a first down. Like they find that audacious or too showy or something. 

Just now, longhornmatt said:

We know McCarthy is actually a solid QB.  Michigan has hope of breaking out of the offensive funk. Iowa, FSU and Louisville have QBs who are truly awful, and it just cripples an offense.  

It’s too bad he doesn’t have wheels like 18 wheeler. He could hurt people but he’s like a fat log that gets sacked 

Fuck em all! I hope we win and Texas gets in boys! Go blue and hook em! 

Lame.  Why do they make girls throw against guys?  

Just now, WBT said:

Lame.  Why do they make girls throw against guys?  

They make it just a 5 yard toss so there’s no real genetic advantage. 
 

It’s a stale as hell contest though, need a new idea. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Mark Ingram is dumb as shit 

He damn sure is…

What the hell are they talking about with McCarthy being an NFL player?  

Just now, BamaATL said:

What the hell are they talking about with McCarthy being an NFL player?  

NFL Europe 

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

What the hell are they talking about with McCarthy being an NFL player?  

The only way he gets in the NFL is by buying a ticket. 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How in the fuck did Iowa win games this year?

That defense and special teams. Well that and the teams they play are coached by Bret Bielema and Bielema clones. 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

NFL Europe 

If someone is in his ear telling him this, he's being lied to.  Nowhere near an NFL arm.  (Doesn't mean someone won't draft him and pay him, I guess).  

I would love to see us against Michigan.

 

There run offense vs Our Run Defense 

Our offense vs there defense 

Just now, D3zii said:

I would love to see us against Michigan.

 

There run offense vs Our Run Defense 

Our offense vs there defense 

No fair, I want Michigan.  (You guys won, get to choose, we feel shame).  

I want to find the Iowa play caller and beat him to death 

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

No fair, I want Michigan.  (You guys won, get to choose, we feel shame).  

Nope y’all can have Washington 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to find the Iowa play caller and beat him to death 

You gotta admit, the playfake to no one at all is a different approach.  

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

You gotta admit, the playfake to no one at all is a different approach.  

This is beyond frustrating for an amazing defense. What a joke. I am surprised the defense just isn’t doing double duty. Just play both positions at this point. 

That's about the worst reversal I've ever seen in my life. Iowa got raped

Can’t be mad at Iowa we all knew 

Edited by D3zii

Rig 10 just gave a free TD to Michigan 

shameful call 

Just now, DixonHur said:

That's about the worst reversal I've ever seen in my life. Iowa got raped

It’s bullshit but must pad score to justify letting them in. I wish Iowa could mount a 20 point comeback. 

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Brian ferentz seems like a douche. One that’s paid 850,000 a year and sucks

He's in real estate?

Lolol @ the folks saying Iowa was screwed. The same Iowa with 8 punts and no points this game was screwed

Amazing how the other conferences actually HELP their teams get into the CFP.  Iowa got totally screwed on that incomplete.

Imagine being down 17-0 in the middle of the 3rd quarter and feeling absolutely hopeless about your chances. Feel like I'm watching the Iowa State halloween shutout again

qb sneak, not even close.  Chop your feet, fat boy.

Michigan could just walk off the field and Iowa would still punt twice before kicking a FG. 

Edited by Underdog

Iowa is terrible at offense but their defense is legit 

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