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This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

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Jordan Travis was awesome.  But he dead ☠️
 

Their offense looks like Indian food in a diaper left on top of a tall building in the Texas summer. 

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

Mine too!

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9 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

deserve got nothin' to do with it.

They deserve to get sacrificed to Oregon or Ohio St on New Year's Day.

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6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

we won a conference championship for the first time in 14 years today.  you can bet your god damn ass i've been drinking all day.

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I’ve been drinking whiskey since 10am and I just wanna say we fucking roll.
Fuck everyone

Excuse me, mods. Is there any way for me to upvote a thread more than once?

K, thx, bye.

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.
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im drunk, but how was that not a TD?

good lord louisville is fucking ass

 

 

If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?

 

Anybody? Bueller?

I did not know until now that FSU played the 6 worst teams in the conference. Did not play any of the top 4 until tonight. And their highest finishing conference foe lost to Purdue, Marshall and Rutgers.

Their non conference foes lost to ACU, Tarleton and Mercer amongst others.

Duke was winning until their QB went out. Miami started a backup. UF played a backup QB.

They beat LSU.

24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, DaysOff said:
This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

I'm on my 5th Makers Mark

Central Markwt sells an Old Fashioned mix that makes those a whole hell of a lot better. 

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

Yep. We’re done. 


you’re a bleeding vag 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Yep. We’re done. 

care to place a wager on that?

22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

They’re going to the CFP. I hope they get slaughtered. 

I hope we get matched with them 

 
 
If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?
 
Anybody? Bueller?
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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck yourself. Stop being obsessed with me. 


PM me your address and I’ll send you a Costco sized box of tampons and adult diapers. 

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hope we get matched with them 

lol. We’re not going.

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


PM me your address and I’ll send you a Costco sized box of tampons and adult diapers. 

You’re quite the fucking douche. 

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if the committee really wants to consider this shit ass fsu team, they can compare them to bama for the #4 spot.  texas should be clearly above both teams.

They went undefeated playing in the same conference where this pos Louisville team went 10-2. That tells me all I need to know about FSU's undefeated record.

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This shitty undefeated Florida St team is shittier than the 2014 version that was rolled in the semifinal.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

You called me out for some bizarre reason, bitch. 

Tampon Pete! Tampon Pete!

 

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The announcers describing this as a "defensive win" for FSU is fucking nauseating.

I you have 4 spots for 5 conference champions who in their right mind would want this one? 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You called me out for some bizarre reason, bitch. 

 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tampon Pete! Tampon Pete!

 

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Teams that would definitely beat FSU right now:

Michigan

Washington

Texas

Georgia

Ohio State

Oregon

Penn State

ou

Mizzou

LSU

Notre Dame

Iowa

Maybe Oklahoma State and a few others, but there are 12 above, and I don't see how any of them are arguable.  FSU is abysmal right now.  Yeah, yeah, tough injury, but we lost Brooks and we can still boat race a team ranked in the teens.  

So Florida State doesn't even deserve to be in the future 12-team format, much less the current 4-team format.

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i'm sorry, the committe has spoken and said that qb completion% is an important stat.  fsu's qb went 8/21 for 2.6 yards per attempt tonight.  they're out.  miss me with this shit.

Jack Plummer was spawned by a viscous fluid that dripped out of an ape's ass.

1 hour ago, JGrayDBU said:

 

 

If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?

 

Anybody? Bueller?

Iowa tonight. 0 points, 155 yards. 3 TOs. More penalty yards (46) than rushing (35). 

6 hours ago, JGrayDBU said:

 

 

If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?

 

Anybody? Bueller?

It was exactly the same story when Charlie was running the show. They played nobody in their Bridgewater years. 

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You dbags are in.  Won’t be close.  Likely ranked 3rd.  

I sure hope you're right doc. 

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You dbags are in.  Won’t be close.  Likely ranked 3rd.  

Don't worry, I'm sure venables will have you back to choking in the playoffs in no time. 

8 hours ago, Chooky said:

Jack Plummer was spawned by a viscous fluid that dripped out of an ape's ass.

I've seen apes throw shit with more accuracy and touch

Strength of record 55

 looked like complete dog shit

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

FSU has “no beef” with us, as were #3. It’s Bama that they should direct their gate, let alone all of FSU’s metrics. Jordan Travis playing, maybe they’re 3 and we go to 4 and SEC is out!

Hook’em!!!

That sucks, but this is proof that money matters. I don’t give a fuck what the committee claims on that topic.

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