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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition

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Well, we just finished up most of a wildly successful year.  We went into Bama and buttfucked them to the tune of a 10 point win when we had the ball for the last 8 minutes and clowned them when they couldn't stop us on the ground after we threw all over their ass when they thought they could cover us straight up.  Would have been 17 points if we wanted it to be.  Could have been 28 if we didn't drop 2 TD's and an interception. 
Then, we literally laid waste to the big 12.  We now have scoreboard on every single team left in that shit ass conference and we got to boo Yormark off the stage while ironically chanting SEC SEC SEC at those fucking left behind dipshits.  I'm going to pretend, for the sake of happiness that the last 78 seconds of the OU game didn't happen.  Lets agree to never speak of that again. 

Basically, what it boils down to is Texas is pretty likely the best team in the country, we have a great offensive mind for a head coach that's awesome when he gets plenty of time to prepare, a loaded roster and the best team we've had in 15 years (this team is better than 09) while being headed into an SEC that we are going to skullfuck.  But first, we lay waste to Washington on January 1, 2024 in the Sugar Bowl, before going ahead and likely taking care of Bama in Reliant Stadium in Houston.

Game week notes and threads and thoughts and the like go here.  Hook Em high like an eagle soars!

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Texas in the playoff!  Why was my thread deleted when I called my shot on this yesterday after the bama win?  
 

Looks like new years in New Orleans, bros.  Hook em!

Hol-lee-fuk

I was peppering my Angus but the committee came through and did the right thing.

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Pasadena ?

New Orleans. For the chance to play in Houston

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Line opens with the Horns as a 4 1/2 point favorite over the Huskies. 
 

Michigan is -2 1/2 over Bama

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

 

REVENGE TOUR CONTINUES

 

 

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Get ready for a real pass rush first time all season Penix. 

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6 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

Texas in the playoff!  Why was my thread deleted when I called my shot on this yesterday after the bama win?  
 

Looks like new years in New Orleans, bros.  Hook em!

Because you touch yourself.  

In on this motherfucker, motherfuckers.

Fuck 'em all, embrace the hate.

Win the whole motherfucking thing.

Sweat, Murphy, Ford, X, JWhitt, Sanders and a few others. I really thought yesterday would be their last time in burnt Orange, but no! The mission has changed, all hands on deck[emoji869]

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Good luck @flatdawgs we'll get our revenge against you guys from beating us in the Alamo Bowl last year. 

This is the smart money.

And hard as hell to get down there from here. Shit 

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I like Washington usually but now I hate them and want them to die.  I hate that they beat us last year, I hate their great stadium and I hate their non pretentious coach.  I hate them so much.  

  • immamac changed the title to Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition

Mark Schlabach has been picking TX the entire season, and had projected TX-UW in the Sugga Bowl.
 

He sees us facing Alabama in the finals. 

We better get our coverage dialed in. Michigan is honestly a better match up for us. We would have bullied their ass up front.

Happy about our placement.  Shit though, I live two miles away from the Rose Bowl.  Would have been great to make the very short trip for the game.

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Get ready for a real pass rush first time all season Penix. 

With no Big XII refs to ignore holding!

Why is the Rose Bowl before the Sugar Bowl? 

 

.... I guess I need something to complain about 

For all of you running your mouth ( you know who you are) the last 3 years… you can kiss my whole ass. How’s your goofy little sark names now? 

2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Happy about our placement.  Shit though, I live two miles away from the Rose Bowl.  Would have been great to make the very short trip for the game.

Oc for me. But I was ready to party 

Wow, wow, wow!

Big 12 Championship

#3 overall ranking before the playoff

#1 Michigan vs #4 Alabama (public Ivy against football royalty)

#2 Washington vs #3 Texas: (2 academic public schools in last year's rematch but with a lot more on this line this time) 

Life is beautiful. Hook'em Horns!

Is it wrong I don't even feel bad for Noles fans? Players sure, and I think they look much better and get in the playoffs if Jordan Travis doesn't go down.

Having said that, it could have easily been us left out, so suck it criminoles fans. Go to texaggy.com if you need consolation, they will cry along with you.

It's nice the controversy is about FST vs Bama, not us.

Auburn is deadly, Sweat is a felon, and Ewers is nails.

Let's ride.

9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why is the Rose Bowl before the Sugar Bowl? 

 

.... I guess I need something to complain about 

Traditional kickoff times. Rose Bowl has been an afternoon kickoff and Sugar Bowl a night game for many, many years.

Don't care if already posted. Texas is in baby! Hook'em!

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9 minutes ago, The Beast said:

For all of you running your mouth ( you know who you are) the last 3 years… you can kiss my whole ass. How’s your goofy little sark names now? 

It’s been a blast and we’ve had more fun than bitches like you who can’t handle BBS silliness and bawl about it constantly. Thanks. 

Can’t wait. I was thinking we had a shot at landing in the Sugar Bowl so we took chances and reserved a room and made some dinner reservations on a card and now that shit comes in for us. Going to be a blast. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

It’s been a blast and we’ve had more fun than bitches like you who can’t handle BBS silliness and bawl about it constantly. Thanks. 

Can’t wait. I was thinking we had a shot at landing in the Sugar Bowl so we took chances and reserved a room and made some dinner reservations on a card and now that shit comes in for us. Going to be a blast. 

Don't be a cunt. You talked a ton a shit about Sark and were dead wrong. It wasn't silliness. You were dead ass wrong. Own it. I was wrong about Sark too and couldn't be happier.

Going to New Orleans this weekend for my birthday. Might have to make a return trip for New Years’s.

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Going to New Orleans this weekend for my birthday. Might have to make a return trip for New Years’s.

New Year's Day is my birthday. You owe me a beignet if you go.

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