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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition

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#951
14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

On what play did Worthy record that 22.7?

College Football’s Fastest Five: Week 121. @TexasFootball WR Xavier Worthy (@XavierWorthy) 22.7 mph #ReelAnalytics #HookEm

 

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#952
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

K.

Texas has more plays of 40+, 50+ and 60+ yards on the season than UW.

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We also have the nation's leading punt returner.

I see Oregon besting Texas at almost every yardage here. Washington beat them twice.

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#953
6 minutes ago, WilburHooksHand said:

I see Oregon besting Texas at almost every yardage here. Washington beat them twice.

That’s great, that wasn’t what was being referenced. You brought up scoring from anywhere on the field, not us.

#954

Oregon was overrated all season. Kudos to them for the yards they put up against Spokane Community College. They came to Lubbock and nearly lost, but it's cool the huskies succeeded where the red raiders could not.

#957
19 minutes ago, WilburHooksHand said:

I see Oregon besting Texas at almost every yardage here. Washington beat them twice.

We are going to get you very specifically on plays longer than 49 yards but shorter than 60 yards though.

#958

Looks like a perfectly good thread got hijacked by north west trolls. Can these wannabe's be banned plz? Miss our game week threads which are a lot more fun without loser trolls.

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#959
1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

We are going to get you very specifically on plays longer than 49 yards but shorter than 60 yards though.

only when our corches decide it's the perfect time to call that play though, not a time before or time after.

Just now, FonziDelNegro said:

PENIX HAS NOT FACED A DEFENSE LIKE THIS IN HIS LIFE ITS GONNA BE AN EMBARRASSING EVENT FOR HIM

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#960
2 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Looks like a perfectly good thread got hijacked by north west trolls. Can these wannabe's be banned plz? Miss our game week threads which are a lot more fun without loser trolls.

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And the funny thing is No one cares about Oregon or the fact that Washington has played no one they’ve both played each other at mediocrity and have no leg to stand on in the CFP! Michael Penis gets sacked 7 times, J Sweat Balls Out, Seniors ball out, 2 Interceptions one a pick 6 this is Literally gonna be Dallas Cowboys Vs Buffalo Bills 52-17 if you remember you remember 😎

#961
20 minutes ago, WilburHooksHand said:

I see Oregon besting Texas at almost every yardage here. Washington beat them twice.

 

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You brought up that Washington is super explosive, which they are. Texas is equally as explosive offensively.

nobody is saying Washington is shit, stop acting like it.

i am sure that you are very well informed about your team, but you seem to be pretty uninformed about any information out there that is relevant to any other team - including teams you have played multiple times and the team you play in the CFP.

then again, maybe you are the one who gets fired up when Grubb/DeBoer don't call the touchdown play more often.

who knows.

 

 

#962

UW is a respectable school with really shitty internet fans. Trollz used to be funny and entertaining, they suck these days or maybe it's just our luck that we end up with these reps for our game. Regardless, UW is about to be Oklahoma Stated ...

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#963
44 minutes ago, WilburHooksHand said:

I see Oregon besting Texas at almost every yardage here. Washington beat them twice.

Like you say, they got to face your defense twice…surprised their margin over us isn’t bigger.

#964
30 minutes ago, FonziDelNegro said:

PENIX HAS NOT FACED A DEFENSE LIKE THIS IN HIS LIFE ITS GONNA BE AN EMBARRASSING EVENT FOR HIM

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Geez, dude. What the fuck does Michael Vick and animal abuse have to do with Texas? You need to take a break from your weak AI art game as evidenced by this one and the one in the A&M thread.

#967
3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

This Fonzi dude posts like the bastard love child of Mr Phlegm and Grendel.

So... GrendelFly?

 

#969
4 hours ago, WilburHooksHand said:

this place is a fucking kindergarten compared to hardcore husky. No one has told me to take my own life yet and we are 3 pages in so seems pretty soft in comparison 

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#973
Oregon was overrated all season. Kudos to them for the yards they put up against Spokane Community College. They came to Lubbock and nearly lost, but it's cool the huskies succeeded where the red raiders could not.
Pretty much. Their best win? Oregon State. Which seems on par with Oklahoma State or Kansas State.

That Portland State and Hawaii games sure were tough battles though.
#976
12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They really are moist aggy

 

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Their degrees aren't worthless though so they have that going for them

#978
22 hours ago, EsophagealFeces said:

Sure seems like a lot of you dildos lurk over there, but @Mitch Cumsteen seems to be the only one with enough balls to participate.

Well ‘ole Mitch does have balls.  He was kicked out of school for night putting with the dean’s daughter after all.

#982

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#985

Just based on speed achieved during one play...

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I hope everyone on this board that thought I was a moron and a shitty poster has new perspective after this influx of huskies. 

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Yesterday I asked @Bijan5Robinson (via B/R) his prediction for the #Texas vs #Washington game. Check out the video below to hear his answer. #HookEm #UT #Falcons #CFB #CFP

 

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15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I hope everyone on this board that thought I was a moron and a shitty poster has new perspective after this influx of huskies. 

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#992
2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I hope everyone on this board that thought I was a moron and a shitty poster has new perspective after this influx of huskies. 

No lie, last year before the alamobowl someone on hardcore husky quoted you from over here as an example of a terrible take from a Texas fan. I had to explain to them that you were our resident idiot. So don't fret, your place in the hierarchy of internet dumb asses is secure. 

#993
3 hours ago, troph said:
3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

We are going to get you very specifically on plays longer than 49 yards but shorter than 60 yards though.

only when our corches decide it's the perfect time to call that play though, not a time before or time after.

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#994

Okay so this is a play a guy on the husky board says will overwhelm Texas’ run defense. 

he says UW runs two primary run plays - the toss sweep and the counter. 
 

I’d wish this fella would come over to explain but they’ve sent the scout team so  the full post is here: 

 

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have at it … 

tell me why he’s right, tell me why he’s wrong. 

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#995
3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They really are moist aggy

 

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Ask individually where any one of these schools should be on the chart and with what schools they should be grouped, and the college football world will say “yep that looks right.”

 

#996
15 minutes ago, troph said:

Okay so this is a play a guy on the husky board says will overwhelm Texas’ run defense. 

he says UW runs two primary run plays - the toss sweep and the counter. 
 

I’d wish this fella would come over to explain but they’ve sent the scout team so  the full post is here: 

 

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have at it … 

tell me why he’s right, tell me why he’s wrong. 

 

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#997
16 minutes ago, troph said:

Okay so this is a play a guy on the husky board says will overwhelm Texas’ run defense. 

he says UW runs two primary run plays - the toss sweep and the counter. 
 

I’d wish this fella would come over to explain but they’ve sent the scout team so  the full post is here: 

 

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have at it … 

tell me why he’s right, tell me why he’s wrong. 

Is that Conor Stallions?

#998
15 minutes ago, troph said:

Okay so this is a play a guy on the husky board says will overwhelm Texas’ run defense. 

he says UW runs two primary run plays - the toss sweep and the counter. 
 

I’d wish this fella would come over to explain but they’ve sent the scout team so  the full post is here: 

 

IMG_3839.jpeg
 

have at it … 

tell me why he’s right, tell me why he’s wrong. 

Simply put, he is a fucking moron. LBs read guards and it is simple.  Guard takes you to the play. 2nd, as wide as we play our ends/edges they will never get the reach block to seal that edge. A middle school LB can figure out ctr vs sweep in one step.

#999
Oregon was overrated all season. Kudos to them for the yards they put up against Spokane Community College. They came to Lubbock and nearly lost, but it's cool the huskies succeeded where the red raiders could not.

Disagree. They were a great team, top 7-10 in the nation, exactly where they are ranked. They would be an issue in all of the P5.
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15 minutes ago, troph said:

Okay so this is a play a guy on the husky board says will overwhelm Texas’ run defense. 

he says UW runs two primary run plays - the toss sweep and the counter. 
 

I’d wish this fella would come over to explain but they’ve sent the scout team so  the full post is here: 

 

IMG_3839.jpeg
 

have at it … 

tell me why he’s right, tell me why he’s wrong. 

Lol. That’s not a complex play/concept at all. Hopefully UT can actually set the fucking edge for one, Oregon didn’t come close there. Someone needs to fly up and take on those pulling guards, keep outside arms free. I was a DB up through 9th grade, best one on team but quit to focus on baseball. Once I see that toss coming to my side I’m leaving the WR and forcing that RB back inside. Personally I would’ve stripped the ball and taken it 95 the other way. 

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