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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition

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Is losing one of the biggest games in program history to Sark going to hurt more than losing the Sonics? 

24 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

Washington coaching staff >>>>>> Texas coaching staff.  It isn’t close.   

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4 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Is losing one of the biggest games in program history to Sark going to hurt more than losing the Sonics? 

Too far man, Seattle didn’t deserve to lose them to fucking Oklahoma. 

4 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Is losing one of the biggest games in program history to Sark going to hurt more than losing the Sonics? 

So hanging a banner in Oklahoma is your best insult?

 

Not here to ruffle feathers, I’ve been here since day one, but LOL at the original coaching statement.  I’ve personally witnessed both, it ain’t close.  Just FYI.

13 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

True fact.  Enjoy those coaches that failed at Washington.

In Texas, all facts are true. Is that not the case in Washington?

1 minute ago, Sundodger said:

So hanging a banner in Oklahoma is your best insult?

 

Not here to ruffle feathers, I’ve been here since day one, but LOL at the original coaching statement.  I’ve personally witnessed both, it ain’t close.  Just FYI.

Well if that’s true I guess you’ll be losing your coach after this year. Washington isn’t a destination job. Sucks to be you. 

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

In Texas, all facts are true. Is that not the case in Washington?

Here is the viral meme that went around when St. Patrick (Haden) rid us of the Sark:

 

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6 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

So hanging a banner in Oklahoma is your best insult?

 

Not here to ruffle feathers, I’ve been here since day one, but LOL at the original coaching statement.  I’ve personally witnessed both, it ain’t close.  Just FYI.

Just a jab- fuck David Stern for all the BS that went down in that era. 
 

Not even close is a pretty wild statement considering Sark is a different coach than he was 10 years ago and we have no clue what Debour looks like without a QB old enough to collect an NFL pension. 

Just now, Sundodger said:

Here is the viral meme that went around when St. Patrick (Haden) rid us off the Sark:

 

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I wonder when some UW fans will emerge on this thread that aren’t Seattle Urban Camper Skin Poppers…maybe Burnt Ends can donate some toilet paper or needles to the street shiters.

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True fact.  Enjoy those coaches that failed at Washington.

PK was DC on a UW team that played in the CFP semis. How was that failure lol?
15 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

Here is the viral meme that went around when St. Patrick (Haden) rid us of the Sark:

 

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Is your name Suncodger because you’re retired?

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16 minutes ago, troph said:

Well if that’s true I guess you’ll be losing your coach after this year. Washington isn’t a destination job. Sucks to be you. 

We only lost two coaches: Sark to USC and a .500 coach you poached away and renamed your stadium after.   
 

Washington is a destination job.  So is Texas.  Blue blood, cool cities, no income tax…

2 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

We only lost two coaches: Sark to USC and a .500 coach you poached away and renamed your stadium after.   
 

Washington is a destination job.  So is Texas.  Blue blood, cool cities, no income tax…

Washington isn’t blue blood

1 minute ago, Sundodger said:

We only lost two coaches: Sark to USC and a .500 coach you poached away and renamed your stadium after.   
 

Washington is a destination job.  So is Texas.  Blue blood, cool cities, no income tax…

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Is your name Suncodger because you’re retired?

Sun Dodgers is the original nickname of Washington athletics due to our rainy, persistent cloud cover late fall through early spring.    

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Washington isn’t blue blood

Then neither is Texas.  How many national championships in the last 40 years?

4 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

We only lost two coaches: Sark to USC and a .500 coach you poached away and renamed your stadium after.   
 

Washington is a destination job.  So is Texas.  Blue blood, cool cities, no income tax…

My man, Washington is neat and all, but it is in no way a blue blood.

It's not even in that second tier group nipping at Nebraska's heels.

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

My man, Washington is neat and all, but it is in no way a blue blood.

It's not even in that second tier group nipping at Nebraska's heels.

This our second playoff.  Remind me again how many you played in.

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1 minute ago, Sundodger said:

This our second playoff.  Remind me again how many you played in.

We both have as many playoff wins. That's all you need to know.

Hmm, I can't seem to find Washington on this list. 

 

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Honestly, I feel like most of the country forgets UW exists. Oregon at least has the Nike/Phil Knight angle — lucky the BIG agreed to take y’all as a package deal.

I’m excited for Husky fans to experience Texas football when we have something to play for and don’t have 3 NFL draft picks opting out.

8 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

This our second playoff.  Remind me again how many you played in.

The bluebloods are the eight most successful cfb programs. Have been for decades.

Most lists have y'all somewhere around #20, so I know the top can look a little fuzzy from there.

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The bluebloods are the eight most successful cfb programs. Have been for decades.

Most lists have y'all somewhere around #20, so I know the top can look a little fuzzy from there.

East coast bias.  Let’s compare national championships, playoff appearances, and Big 4 bowl appearances in the last 40 or 50 years. 

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Lolllll. Hell yea let’s play the selective stat game and not the criteria that is referenced by literally anyone that wants to talk about blue bloods. Y’all are a solid program. Don’t use the term incorrectly and then try to move the goal posts.

1 hour ago, Sundodger said:

True fact.  Enjoy those coaches that failed at Washington.

You’re right. There’s no previous precedent set that would account for a coach doing poorly at one school and finding success at another. 

35 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

East coast bias.  Let’s compare national championships, playoff appearances, and Big 4 bowl appearances in the last 40 or 50 years. 

That isn’t how this works, Jerry. 

The argument is dumb. What Sark did a decade ago at Washington means diddly fucking fuck right now.  

55 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

This our second playoff.  Remind me again how many you played in.

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Let's see if you can keep it within 2 scores this time around

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26 minutes ago, Droopy said:

You’re right. There’s no previous precedent set that would account for a coach doing poorly at one school and finding success at another. 

I also love that they act like he failed and they subsequently fired him when in reality he was hired away to be the head coach of an actual blue blood.

50 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

East coast bias.  Let’s compare national championships, playoff appearances, and Big 4 bowl appearances in the last 40 or 50 years. 

Ok 

1991 you had to split it getting the afterbirth coaches poll national championship. That’s cute.  I think you know where that heads. 
 

Texas has won 2 fucking Rose Bowls since the last time Washington bothered to pick up that trophy as a supposed “blue blood” and standard bearer for one of its anchor conferences. 
 

Good lord looking at stats it’s not even worth going on. 

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52 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

This our second playoff.  Remind me again how many you played in.

Remind me how many fucking times your program has been relevant in the last hundred years you dog worshiping, borderline regarded millennial fuckwad. You don’t even come close to sniffing Nebraska’s somehow still blue blood, cornhusking ass.

PS. Your city smells like bum piss and rain. And huskies are shit dogs. They shed too fucking much and almost always run away. Fuckkkkk off. 

1 hour ago, Sundodger said:

True fact.  Enjoy those coaches that failed at Washington.

Why would any of us give a fuck about what someone did years ago elsewhere when those some coaches have Texas in the college football playoff, right now?

Texas is 5-7, 8-5, and now 12-1 with this staff. There is nothing you dated morons are going to be able to tell us here that compels anyone here towards entertaining your concern trolling. 

I know Washington is a perpetual college football bridesmaid so you guys live bitter due to all of the coaches that have left you for better offers, but that’s not our cross to bear. 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Rainbow Mafia? Do we get matching jackets? 

Yours will be Lil Baby NaNay.

1 hour ago, Sundodger said:

Washington is a destination job.

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Damn, had no clue Washington fans are just Rain Aggies. 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Damn, had no clue Washington fans are just Rain Aggies*. 

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Washington has a B&O tax; get fucked. Don’t y’all have an occupy protest to attend?

6 hours ago, Sundodger said:

Washington coaching staff >>>>>> Texas coaching staff.  It isn’t close.   

It don't make a shit.

I like "rain aggy" but I think "SAD aggy" might be more accurate. 

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24 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It don't make a shit.

I like "rain aggy" but I think "SAD aggy" might be more accurate. 

Does the "A" in SAD stand for ALL, ANY, ANEMIC, ALIEN or something else?

27 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I like "rain aggy" but I think "SAD aggy" might be more accurate. 

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It's always fun meeting a new fanbase with a strange inferiority complex to Texas.

 

 

7 hours ago, Sundodger said:

 I’ve personally witnessed both, it ain’t close.  Just FYI.

When did you personally witness this Texas coaching staff? Or are you a liar just spewing bullshit like a scared child?

Just now, Herpa Derpa said:

When did you personally witness this Texas coaching staff? Or are you a liar just spewing bullshit like a scared child?

He saw Sark yell at a guy one time.

7 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Hmm, I can't seem to find Washington on this list. 

 

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Damn look at those Ivys dragging their intellectual nuts all over Washington's non-blueblood face. 

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