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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition

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Check out his knowledge of geography, man. He doesn’t know that. He thinks Louisiana is several states away from Texas. 
And apparently throwing a killer tailgate in Shreveport for anyone in DFW passing through to New Orleans.
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22 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Serious question for UW folk. Suppose one of our guys pulls a Dallas Turner on you, and squashes Penix flat. Whatta ya got coming out of the bull pen?

Our backup is a 6'0" guy who's currently in the portal named Dylan Morris.  He was the QB of the 4-8 team before the new coaching staff.  He was unbearable to watch as a husky fan.  Worst deep ball passer I've ever seen. 

Behind him is a 17yo freshman named Austin Mack.  6'6" dude who supposedly has a rocket arm and is decently mobile for his size.  Probably Justin Herbert mobility.  Don't like his chances as a 17yo playing in a playoff game.  

7 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

Do they teach any school shit up there at UW?...you know, like geography perhaps?   Several states away from Texas??

C’mon. Surely y’all are smarter than to be drawn offsides by this, right? It’s a bit. Dude is jerking your chains. 

On 12/10/2023 at 7:15 PM, alphahydro said:

Surprisingly, so is Kansas.  If UW is a 40/6/6/11/9, Kansas is a 9/10/13/15/6.  (again these are national rankings based on unadjusted stats, with the exception of OFEI.)  I think it's hard to take too much from the Kansas' game, due to their bad defense and overall caliber of athlete. 

I'd argue Kansas is bad data due to their QB being out most of the season, and not being available against us. I know they eventually beat OU without Daniels but they needed time to hit that stride.

Still, great post

9 hours ago, troph said:

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/111394/surly-horns
 

throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth. 

Yeah. Went over there a couple of weeks ago and was disappointed by the lack of content considering the circumstances.

Listened in on a couple of podcasts they had linked, and not much worthwhile discussion going on. It wasn't total meat head homerism just no back up or justification for opinions made which were mostly very pro Washington.

I’m hoping now the WA players aren’t taking Texas seriously because “last year”. That would be something. I doubt it’s happening but 18-22 year olds do stupid shit from time to time.

1 minute ago, troph said:

I’m hoping now the WA players aren’t taking Texas seriously because “last year”. That would be something. I doubt it’s happening but 18-22 year olds do stupid shit all the time.

FIFY

9 hours ago, troph said:

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/111394/surly-horns
 

throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth. 

Why don't YOU come say it to OUR faces. But I don't think you will, you are little more than cowardly pussy. All hat, no steak as they say down in your neck of the woods. 

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

C’mon. Surely y’all are smarter than to be drawn offsides by this, right? It’s a bit. Dude is jerking your chains. 

This. I can't believe you lemmings are this dense. 

13 hours ago, MikeDamone said:

Stop stealing my shot, fucko. 

 

9 hours ago, troph said:

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/111394/surly-horns
 

throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth. 

Pipe down pipsqueak.     Stop acting like a bitch.   
 

Texas and Oregon fans have a lot in common.    

2 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

Texas and Oregon fans have a lot in common.    

We are both irritated by brainless morons from Seattle. 

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

C’mon. Surely y’all are smarter than to be drawn offsides by this, right? It’s a bit. Dude is jerking your chains. 

Exactly,   Not the brightest bulbs here.   About what you’d expect in Texas.   

1 minute ago, BigDickNick said:

All hat, no steak as they say down in your neck of the woods. 

lol wut?

1 minute ago, MikeDamone said:

Exactly,   Not the brightest bulbs here.   About what you’d expect in Texas.   

Internet tough guy! With the sick burn!

4 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

Exactly,   Not the brightest bulbs here.   About what you’d expect in Texas.   

As we say in Texas, your mother is a whore. The best part of you ran down her leg. 

4 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Internet tough guy! With the sick burn!

I’m a 6’5 260lb former college basketball player and Army Ranger and you don’t want any in real life.

4 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

Exactly,   Not the brightest bulbs here.   About what you’d expect in Texas.   

How dare you. I have you know our former coach was a mensa member.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

As we say in Texas, your mother is a whore. The best part of you ran down her leg. 

Is this coming from a steer or a queer ?

1 minute ago, MikeDamone said:

I’m a 6’5 260lb former college basketball player and Army Ranger and you don’t want any in real life.

Thank you for your service. 

18 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Posting the entire tweet. Yes, we need to all send Mr. Carpenter thank you notes. 
 

 

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And I’m “hopping” mad that the uw poster has pissed off T Sweat to uw’s ultimate demise! Plus the uw poster is prob an English “perfesser”  who can’t write right! So much for academic excellence Washington. Have they ever heard Sweat elocute? He’s waaay ahead of Kirk Herby and most announcers already. Chris Carpenter needs to have Red Cross on standby.  

I really didn’t expect UW to have the worst opposing team posters ever.  Big surprise.

40 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m hoping now the WA players aren’t taking Texas seriously because “last year”. That would be something. I doubt it’s happening but 18-22 year olds do stupid shit from time to time.

I assure you the players are taking Texas seriously.   Texas players are overconfident and sark is a dumb drunk booger eater.  

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I really didn’t expect UW to have the worst opposing team posters ever.  Big surprise.

I did expect Texas to have fans with thin skin, no sense of humor and take themselves way too seriously.  

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11 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

I’m a 6’5 260lb former college basketball player and Army Ranger and you don’t want any in real life.

 

How dare you fucking try to steal valor. You should be fucking shot, little boy, but only to finally put you out of your misery after REAL Rangers beat the ever loving shit out of you.

Get that fucking shit out of here.

22 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

Is this coming from a steer or a queer ?

It’s coming from dicks. Lots of them. 

22 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Thank you for your service. 

He made that up also. 

13 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I really didn’t expect UW to have the worst opposing team posters ever.  Big surprise.

They aren’t the worst ever. This guy posted a bunch of bullshit that several of our posters fell for. I’ll give him that much.

But yeah, their ability to discuss football and talk shit are both severely lacking. I’m guessing it has to do with SAD. Or Low-T. Or both. 

44 minutes ago, BigDickNick said:

All hat, no steak as they say down in your neck of the woods. 

oh Trixie!  

Seriously, I like this guy now.

40 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

Exactly,   Not the brightest bulbs here.   About what you’d expect in Texas.   

 

34 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

As we say in Texas, your mother is a whore. The best part of you ran down her leg. 

 

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They aren’t the worst ever. This guy posted a bunch of bullshit that several of our posters fell for. I’ll give him that much.

But yeah, their ability to discuss football and talk shit are both severely lacking. I’m guessing it has to do with SAD. Or Low-T. Or both. 


Is your head up your ass?

11 hours ago, Mach 1 said:

IIRC Washington receivers are the best in the country against press coverage. They are elite. 

There's no easy answer against their passing game outside of serious pressure on Penix. 

There are a lot of suggestion in here, but the key is for PK to use all of them. Penix is like 30 years old and in his 6th year. They have probably 3 WRs that will get drafted. Texas will need to mix up the coverages and pressures to keep Penix guessing. Another key will be the ability to disguise coverages. Show man coverage and drop into zone. If Penix gets comfortable with what he is seeing, it will be a long night. 

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16 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Can someone find an AI image of Bevo fucking a dog?

PETA on line 1…

34 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

I did expect Texas to have fans with thin skin, no sense of humor and take themselves way too seriously.  

Aggy

I’m trying to think what fan base  the Huskies are on par with when it comes to shit talk. Tech? I think they might even be better. I think they may be the worst. 
 

And it isn’t that we have thin skin. Believe me, we probably talk more shit about our fans and teams than anyone else. We’re offended by how unfunny and unoriginal your shit talk is. It’s really bad

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

There are a lot of suggestion in here, but the key is for PK to use all of them. Penix is like 30 years old and in his 6th year. They have probably 3 WRs that will probably get drafted. Texas will need to mix up the coverages and pressures to keep Penix guessing. Another key will be the ability to disguise coverages. Show man coverage and drop into zone. If Penix gets comfortable with what he is seeing, it will be a long night. 

I just don’t see the same thing everyone else sees when I watch Washington film I guess. 
 

Styles make fights and Washington’s style makes this a very entertaining match up, but they are also fragile. If they can’t grind some points out this game will get out of hand for them and you can’t dig out of the hole.

Texas is the opposite of fragile. This is the most physical team many of their opponents including Alabama has faced. It’s not just about speed, Texas plays with a fierce intensity and has depth to wear on teams. Washington can match, but I think a few missteps or turnovers and this game just gets out of reach on them. Unlike last year this is a second half, and really mostly 4th quarter team. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I just don’t see the same thing everyone else sees when I watch Washington film I guess. 
 

Styles make fights and Washington’s style makes this a very entertaining match up, but they are also fragile. If they can’t grind some points out this game will get out of hand for them and you can’t dig out of the hole.

Texas is the opposite of fragile. This is the most physical team many of their opponents including Alabama has faced. It’s not just about speed, Texas plays with a fierce intensity and has depth to wear on teams. Washington can match, but I think a few missteps or turnovers and this game just gets out of reach on them. Unlike last year this is a second half, and really mostly 4th quarter team. 

Washington hasn't played a team near as physical as Texas is.

38 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

I did expect Texas to have fans with thin skin, no sense of humor and take themselves way too seriously.  

Wake us when any of y'all say something funny. 

55 minutes ago, MikeDamone said:

I’m a 6’5 260lb former college basketball player and Army Ranger and you don’t want any in real life.

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12 minutes ago, immamac said:

I just don’t see the same thing everyone else sees when I watch Washington film I guess. 
 

Styles make fights and Washington’s style makes this a very entertaining match up, but they are also fragile. If they can’t grind some points out this game will get out of hand for them and you can’t dig out of the hole.

Texas is the opposite of fragile. This is the most physical team many of their opponents including Alabama has faced. It’s not just about speed, Texas plays with a fierce intensity and has depth to wear on teams. Washington can match, but I think a few missteps or turnovers and this game just gets out of reach on them. Unlike last year this is a second half, and really mostly 4th quarter team. 

Washington is undefeated. I have not seen this fragile Washington team. You are correct in physicality. Texas wins easily, if they dominate the LOS. That means stopping the run with honest to light boxes, getting pressure with 4, and hitting 150+ rushing the football. 

1 hour ago, MikeDamone said:

I assure you the players are taking Texas seriously.   Texas players are overconfident and sark is a dumb drunk booger eater.  

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1 hour ago, MikeDamone said:

I’m a 6’5 260lb former college basketball player and Army Ranger and you don’t want any in real life.

Take the loss pussy!

1 hour ago, MikeDamone said:

I did expect Texas to have fans with thin skin, no sense of humor and take themselves way too seriously.  

Are you really just an Oregon fan trying to make the entire Washington fan base look like cretins? Because, if so, bravo. 

I mean, it's obviously a bit, from more than one of them.  If you don't like the bit, just crowdsource.  But feeding trolls is verboten.

21 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Washington is undefeated. I have not seen this fragile Washington team. You are correct in physicality. Texas wins easily, if they dominate the LOS. That means stopping the run with honest to light boxes, getting pressure with 4, and hitting 150+ rushing the football. 

In trying to review their games, one thing that stuck out to me is that while Washington receivers are really good at making contested catches, they don't seem to get a lot of YACs. McMillan appears to be the primary YAC guy. But their offense in general doesn't so much create space for receivers as it creates one on one matchups where they win the jump ball. Just a really different style than our offense. 

1 hour ago, MikeDamone said:

I’m a 6’5 260lb former college basketball player and Army Ranger and you don’t want any in real life.

I used to play Army as a kid, too.

1 hour ago, MikeDamone said:

Is this coming from a steer or a queer ?

You must be this guy with that sick, never heard before about Texas burn:

2 things come from Texas

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Steers and Queers

And you ain’t got no horns
2 hours ago, MikeDamone said:

I’m a 6’5 260lb former college basketball player and Army Ranger and you don’t want any in real life.

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What the hell is going on in this thread?

Liberty Biberty. 

With a mustache.

29 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

You must be this guy with that sick, never heard before about Texas burn:

2 things come from Texas

HuskyJWHuskyJW Guest, Member Posts: 13,888
 
Steers and Queers

And you ain’t got no horns

We have soy-soaked PNW cucks challenging Texans… what a bizarre fucking world.

2 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Internet tough guy! With the sick burn!

Chili Dog has it right. With the exception of Huskyfan1997, they've acted like cretins.

They are utterly devoid of wit, style, or depth, but have an abundance of dumbfucktitude.

The time has come to ...

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