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2024 CFP SEMIFINAL SUGAR BOWL FUNDRAISER - TICKETS ARE FOR SALE NOW

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Wait who is that?  And why is she in my hotel?

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    Sobbing!  My dad passed in April.  My nephew and I snuck a Longhorn cap in with him so he can put in on during games.  He's buried on the drive there.  Gotta go to rep our Horns....way to coach from a

  • I’m so glad it went so well for a lot of people. It was rough until about 11-1130 when shit really got rolling smooth. We wanted it to be the best part of people’s weekend being with fellow horns. The

  • Ok, it looks like we are going to do Manning's Upstairs + Courtyard + Fulton Street spillover. If we sell more than 1000 we will take over all of manning's if we sell more than 1500 by Monday we will

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Any thoughts of a watching party in the Dallas area?
I would be so down for the NOLA trip and hang there, but daughter has high school basketball.

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I'm still so ridiculously, unbelievably happy. What a release. I was at the rose bowl the night Colt went down. I saw Texas decline over the course of one game right before my eyes. It was my final Texas game as a student. I can't believe we're finally back to playing real post-season football. What an awful desert we crossed. I am so happy we have Sark and Quinn. Texas football lifts me up so much.

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holy fuck.  I got my hotel rooms booked.  they were free because i'm a degenerate gambler.  I was planning to pay for the flights with Amex points.  a fucking flight from seattle to nawlins is almost 2k.  my flight from omaha to nawlins is 1200. 

Flight there booked. No flights back so driving back to DFW. Hotel booked but it was slim pickings at 5:00 pm last night.

14 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Like you ran 70.3 mile??

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Swam bike then ran.   Cuz I’m white and white peiple do stupid shit lol 

16 hours ago, horn4life said:

After 70.3 miles I am guessing.... not that good?

 

Awful and I’m dead 

23 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Erin Rose seats like 8 people.  Guess we will just take it out to the street?

It's also in Denver, according to the map that shows up for me in imma's OP:

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5 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

  a fucking flight from seattle to nawlins is almost 2k. 

I have several Seattle friends who are flying in to SAT and driving over with me because SEA-->MSY costs a fucking fortune right now.

16 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

A Longhorn Legend.

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Was she an actual student at one point?

39 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Was she an actual student at one point?


is she going to be at this party ?

Maybe I missed it but Bobby is talking about arranging a party with the New Orleans Texas-Exes and the Texas One Fund. Does that mean you @immamac?

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

When I saw this all I could think off was that a new generation of Longhorn kids are growing up with the Sugar Bowl while some new aggy psychopath is coming into being having to eat sugar sandwiches.

Edited by DanTheHorn

Booked rooms in NO a few hours after the game on Saturday since I figured that's where we'd be.  I'll be driving since I fly standby and there's no a chance in hell there will be an open seat.   I'll probably wait until the week of the game for tickets since that's when prices start coming down.  See you fucks there.

On 12/3/2023 at 3:42 PM, A-Tex Devil said:

Driving. Booked rooms. Bringing kids. Oof. Pasadena would have been better for that, but at least no airfare.  
 

Now just need to see if I get an allotment or not. Anyone have a sense of what Loyalty Point rang the allotment will run out?  

I'm in 105 at DKR, which is one of the cheaper areas. I didn't even make the Arlington cut, so my optimism is nonexistent. Operation Blackmail a Politician or Two commences 12/9.

For anyone not tied to a schedule and looking for a really good Cajun meal not too far off the beaten path, I can recommend Pat’s Fisherman’s Wharf in Henderson, LA, about 20 miles from I-10 on the edge of the massive Atchafalaya Swamp between Lafayette and Baton Rouge. Here’s the view from the deck:

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This place is plenty good and has been for a long time. Hook ‘Em! Eat ‘em.

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Cain’t spayul went to Rice

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


is she going to be at this party ?

There is a sex tent joke in here somewhere but it escapes me right now.

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

I had nothing to do with the sex tent btw. I have never even been on a sex tent trip. Just been in the RV for the Arkansas game. Lol

 

i heard you could take the roof of on that RV.  some sort of convertible

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I had nothing to do with the sex tent btw. I have never even been on a sex tent trip. Just been in the RV for the Arkansas game. Lol

 

Was there or was there not a sex tent present in Arkansas?

 

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17 minutes ago, immamac said:

There was not

So if you didn't have a tent, where was the sex happening in Arkansas ?

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

So if you didn't have a tent, where was the sex happening in Arkansas ?


In the family room. 
 

ETA: not at Imma’s rig, but someone, somewhere around that town.

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ou sux

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

There was none, do I need to remind you of what happened that weekend? 

What, sex?

'Arkansas Sex Tent' would make a good band name.

or should it be 'The Sextants of Arkansas' because of surly's navigational prowess???

 

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7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

'Arkansas Sex Tent' would make a good band name.

or should it be 'The Sextants of Arkansas' because of surly's navigational prowess???

 

Only if you are passing through Silsbee.

On 12/3/2023 at 3:29 PM, The Dude said:

Is the area, say within a 1 mile radius of the Superdome ,“safe” for walking?

Stay at the Hyatt. That's safe for walking since it is literally next door to the Super Dome

Lane, do you realize what the street value of this driveway is?  This is PURE SNOW! 

A friend of mine decided the recession was too much and this is how he dealt with it😂😂😂

18 minutes ago, FonziDelNegro said:

A friend of mine decided the recession was too much and this is how he dealt with it😂😂😂

Recession?

Will be in the wrong corner on 248, but I'll be there and I'll have double horns up until my fuckin arms fall off. So stoked for this after missing Colt vs. Bama my senior year (damn that's a long time to hold that one in). I'll have my father with me who just turned 73, but I'm not letting him off the hook, there will be much drinking and much shit talking and Texas-Fights. Going to be a hell of a fun business trip. 

On 12/3/2023 at 6:41 PM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Who is the stone cold killer sitting at the bar with no reaction?

My guess is Catalon, having already made his portal decision.

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Lane, do you realize what the street value of this driveway is?  This is PURE SNOW! 

Two dollars. Cash. [opens switchblade comb, combs hair threateningly]

(It was on a trip with the UT Ski Club where I first saw that movie. True story. Very appropriate.)

Edited by Rimbo

Sorry, rimbo.  Don't have a dime on me.  

-Didn't ask for a dime.  Two dollars.  Cash!  Plus tip...

See, the problem here is that ... my big brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave. And @Nicole44 dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great

4 hours ago, FonziDelNegro said:

OK THIS THE SUGAR BOWL RIGHT? Is that BOOGER SUGER ORRRRRR……

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Keith Richards:

"Rookie!"

Anyone down for golf day of Game early before tailgate Jan 1 in New Orleans? Looking for some true Horns golfers to pre game with!!

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1 minute ago, FonziDelNegro said:

Anyone down for golf day of Game early before tailgate Jan 1 in New Orleans? Looking for some true Horns golfers to pre game with!!

this better not be one of those "will wrestle for food" set ups

Nah just Drinks Golf And horns Talk the day we smack Washington I’m bout a 9 handicap and wanna play somewhere nice out there that morning and buy the hat! It’ll help me with pregame jitters lol

11 minutes ago, FonziDelNegro said:

Anyone down for golf day of Game early before tailgate Jan 1 in New Orleans? Looking for some true Horns golfers to pre game with!!

How much imitation crabmeat can you supply?

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