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2024 CFP SEMIFINAL SUGAR BOWL FUNDRAISER - TICKETS ARE FOR SALE NOW

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20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

What, sex?

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On 12/4/2023 at 3:01 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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is she going to be at this party ?

 

On 12/4/2023 at 7:37 PM, immamac said:

I had nothing to do with the sex tent btw. I have never even been on a sex tent trip. Just been in the RV for the Arkansas game. Lol

 

 

On 12/4/2023 at 7:45 PM, FartingMonk said:

i heard you could take the roof of on that RV.  some sort of convertible

 

Sex Tent -- "Boner Patrol".  Are you a hooker?    Making any vehicle into a convertible...  Was she seriously not wearing any underwear?

 

 

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On 12/3/2023 at 2:14 PM, RMac5 said:

Mine did. Said purchased then got an email saying not really. Flight and hotel are booked, now need 2 on the good guys side

Same for me. MF'ers!!! 

On 12/4/2023 at 9:58 PM, Beau Vine said:

So if you didn't have a tent, where was the sex happening in Arkansas ?

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I don't know who this @FonziDelNegro guy is but he has potential. Someone get a tee time with this cat and give us cell phone flop out v2.

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Wish I could make it for round 2 in NOLA but it's not in the cards. 

2 hours ago, Tex48 said:

Has anyone received tickets from the university yet?

Not supposed to know for two more days.

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't know who this @FonziDelNegro guy is but he has potential. Someone get a tee time with this cat and give us cell phone flop out v2.

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Wish I could make it for round 2 in NOLA but it's not in the cards. 

I know fonzi personally. 
 

hes a mix of me and @Zepol87

Fun and trouble can be had if you hang with him 

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Someone’s gonna bite for golf and that’s gonna make the day memorable with the W ILL BE EATING AFTER Quintavious Bontavious Ewers throws for 500!  DID I MENTION IM BRINGING WEED FROM CALIFORNIA FOR THE TRIP! HORNS UP STONERS

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not supposed to know for two more days.

are most of you waiting to see where the school tix will be before buying on seatgeek/stubhub or are you buying now?  Was wondering if all prices will go down once the donors who aren't going put theirs into the market by this weekend.

2 hours ago, FonziDelNegro said:

Someone’s gonna bite for golf and that’s gonna make the day memorable with the W ILL BE EATING AFTER Quintavious Bontavious Ewers throws for 500!  DID I MENTION IM BRINGING WEED FROM CALIFORNIA FOR THE TRIP! HORNS UP STONERS

 

One day, you and I will smoke out and play golf. I'll supply. You can then let me know how mine compares to the Cali dispensary. My money's on mine. :D

Can't make N.O. this time though.

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Mines my own Garden I love competition Horns Up Dawg 

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1 hour ago, FonziDelNegro said:

Mines my own Garden I love competition Horns Up Dawg 

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Why have you not been posting in the High thread? Or have I missed it?

1 hour ago, FonziDelNegro said:

Mines my own Garden I love competition Horns Up Dawg 

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You and I are gonna get along just fine. (Unless you rush drying/curing. 😂)
 

I just joined I’ve been a lifelong fan since I was born I was born at St David’s myself and my family and I were raised there so it’s in the dna ask my cousin Kingkoopa6 he brought me on board fresh breathe of relief I’m ready for this game my whole life and the next HOUSTON BOUND BABY

1 hour ago, FonziDelNegro said:

I just joined I’ve been a lifelong fan since I was born I was born at St David’s myself and my family and I were raised there so it’s in the dna ask my cousin Kingkoopa6 he brought me on board fresh breathe of relief I’m ready for this game my whole life and the next HOUSTON BOUND BABY

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Ok, so the plan is evolving rather quickly.

Right now thanks to @Alien Octopus we have a clear line on https://fultonalley.com/ this entire place + permits to block off fulton and make it an entire block party similar to what Scholz does for tailgate during the season at home games. 

Would that be of interest to everyone here - there will likely be a get in fee + cashbar or something of the sort so we can guarantee the space without making me go absolutely broke. This would be the official Texas Exes, Texas One Fund, On Texas Football, Surly Horns, and others tailgate. We will have a second line from Fulton to the stadium (about 1 mile, 27 min walk).

I'm thinking we set this as a $100 per person full day experience starting at 10AM and ending an hour before kick when the second line takes off to the stadium. Then parlaying that with a watch party for those who don't have tickets at the alley that is less "formal" than the actual block party itself. 

in for 2. we'd absolutely do this.  if we can't get tix to the game, we'd stick around for the watch party.

In.  Also, the place rocks.  Good bar eats and drinks. 

Might want to have the second line leave a little earlier than an hour before kick-off if it's a 27 minute walk. Security at high profile sporting events can be a bitch in my experience and getting to the venue 30 minutes before kick doesn't leave a lot of margin to get in, grab a beer and get to your seat.

$100 pp for reserved party space basically? No food/drinks?

Sounds amazing. Me and the fi-ance weren't planning on going, but hell that may sway us as a road trip watch party.

Though there's probably not a hotel room available for a 15 mile radius around the stadium.

On 12/3/2023 at 12:04 PM, Beau Vine said:

Google maps shows 7.5 hours from my house, so I'll probably drive.  Is that unwise?

Assuming you're coming from Texas (I-10 from Houston or I-20/I-49 from DFW)...check traffic on the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge before you get to Lafayette.  If there's an issue on the bridge, just shoot south on Hwy 90 and come into New Orleans that way.  Watch your speed.  They run traffic a ton, particularly the stretch between Morgan City and New Orleans.

If you take the Basin Bridge to Baton Rouge, top of on fuel and take a piss before you leave Lafayette.  If things go south, you could be sitting quite some time.

 

I'll be hungry, so I suppose I'll go. 

Does it come with a free game ticket?

On 12/3/2023 at 3:36 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I've never felt unsafe in or around the Quarter.  But maybe that's just me.  As long as you aren't hanging out in the 9th Ward or something, you should be fine.

 

Two friends and I got robbed at gunpoint in the Quarter in May of 2005.

We were being stupid: It was late, there weren't many people around, and yes we were very drunk. 

That was 18 years ago, but I'll say: Don't be stupid and you should be fine. 

 

 

This sounds so fucking awesome!  If I was at a different place in life I would be all over it.  I’ll have to live vicariously through you guys.

In!

 

Edit: oh fuck yeah, just looked and our hotel is a 10 min walk from there. We’re bringing our pup so I was worried about logistics of taking her back to the hotel before the game. Let’s go motherfuckers!

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On 12/4/2023 at 7:37 PM, immamac said:

I had nothing to do with the sex tent btw. I have never even been on a sex tent trip. Just been in the RV for the Arkansas game. Lol

 

And yet the RV smelled like ass.

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We’re bringing our pup so I was worried about logistics of taking her back to the hotel before the game.

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13 hours ago, immamac said:

For $100 it wouldn’t be open bar likely a few drink tickets for any alcohol (any beer, house wines, call or lower), but include food. 

You guys aren’t staying at that badass RV park again are you?  That thing was a hidden gem.  

Didn’t know where else to ask this. I’m thinking about buying CFP tickets now. My son is 1 hour shy of being a senior at Texas. He’s a Biology major with like a 3.94 gpa and a great kid. I’ll probably take him to the game regardless if Texas gets in or not. What say the experts on this subject? Buy now? Wait? Best place to look for tix? 

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18 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Didn’t know where else to ask this. I’m thinking about buying CFP tickets now. My son is 1 hour shy of being a senior at Texas. He’s a Biology major with like a 3.94 gpa and a great kid. I’ll probably take him to the game regardless if Texas gets in or not. What say the experts on this subject? Buy now? Wait? Best place to look for tix? 

You mean the National Championship? I mean fuck going if Texas isn't going to be in it, it's gonna be terrible. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

You mean the National Championship? I mean fuck going if Texas isn't going to be in it, it's gonna be terrible. 

I’m also kind of hedging my bets thinking they’ll go sky high if I wait, they’re already over $1300 a piece. I can’t afford to take him to both, not a 1%er but I am a burnt ends member, which is nice.

 

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3 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

Didn’t know where else to ask this. I’m thinking about buying CFP tickets now. My son is 1 hour shy of being a senior at Texas. He’s a Biology major with like a 3.94 gpa and a great kid. I’ll probably take him to the game regardless if Texas gets in or not. What say the experts on this subject? Buy now? Wait? Best place to look for tix? 

Pics of son?

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