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Between Royal and Sark, they do a decent job prepping coaches for a shot at the bigtime. 

Washington DC is not located in Washington

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We're going to take our pound of flesh to avenge last year's loss...which we played without Bijan or Roshon and Worthy dropped two easy TDs because he had a broken hand.

If we play Texas football, we win.

 

Their QB Penix is fucking hor…

uhm, well, he is someone that has thrown for many passing yards this year. It’s possible they win this game, it’s also possible that we win. I’ll just leave it at that.

Sits upon the Puget Sound, which does not actually make sounds.

51 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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Why is throwing fish a tourist attraction?

9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

One of the prettiest campuses in America. 

 

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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Man aint lying

Went to their surly equivalent board, I presume they were all user banned last year or something?

 

Our boys are there with bells,

Their fighting blood excels,

It's harder to push them over the lines than pass the Dardanelles.

 

 

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#1 Passing offense in the country
Top 10 in scoring and a 1000 yard rusher and 1500 yard receiver. 
I'd expect the Okie State game plan on steroids and executed better; minimal running and bombs away at our secondary.

My guess is we'll need to score at least 35 to win this. Good news is we can. 

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
23 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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Gain some weight

Shit. See those hips and thighs? Would 

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#1 Passing offense in the country
Top 10 in scoring and a 1000 yard rusher and 1500 yard receiver. 
I'd expect the Okie State game plan on steroids and executed better; minimal running and bombs away at our secondary.

My guess is we'll need to score at least 35 to win this. Good news is we can. 
Shit. See those hips and thighs? Would 
I need more weight!

I've been told that Huskies are assholes.  The dogs, that is.  UW grads?  Not sure.

15 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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Watched this girl torch UK in the WNCAAT a few years back when Kelcie Plum was there, she was a trip to watch. 

Jeff Bezos left Seattle for Miami because his new hoe wanted to frolic in the sun. 

Washington’s male cheerleaders squeeze their nuts on national tv, jizz in jars and place them atop a bonfire… wait who are we talking about?

Just above Oregon and borders Canada. If you're going to drive to Alaska flying into Seattle is a good starting point. Best to rent a 4x4 though, weather can even be dicey in summer once you get near the arctic circle.

Oh, and their flagship college football team going to be the latest victim in our revenge tour.

chris farley films GIF
 

Most of my knowledge on Washington comes from the documentary Black Sheep. 

2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

There is a statue of Vladimir Lenin in Seattle’s Fremont neighborhood. It’s random and fun. 

Shocking

I smell fear.  They really kicked our ass last year by…checks notes…one score.  Even though we had both NFL backs out and our stud LB out too.  I guess we will see.

Penix is like another way to spell dick in a gender neutral way. Penix instead of penis. Seems apropos for the PNW. NTTAWWT. That’s all I got. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I heard that those guys poop in the shower?

Wait that’s not okay?
 

/troph’s boys talked Texas football and shart accidents from kiddo days from long ago tonight at dinner when they decided enchiladas looked like either poop or the washington football team. it was uh, real.

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When they beat us last year, I didn't hear a single thing from my ~10 UW co-workers.  When I was still in Austin, if we had a close game against Tech or Baylor, their alumni would bring that up every day for a year.

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also has wooden teeth.

Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine.

Also saved children, but not the British children.

26 minutes ago, troph said:

Wait that’s not okay?
 

/troph’s boys talked Texas football and shart accidents from kiddo days from long ago tonight at dinner when they decided enchiladas looked like either poop or the washington football team. it was uh, real.

You aren’t still pissing in the fireplace are you?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You aren’t still pissing in the fireplace are you?

No sadly those days are over but my sons carry the torch well. Pooping from the top of backyard forts was the fun story tonight. 

If you need a quick flight at the end of the year to make Platinum, Seattle is a decent place to fly, eat lunch at the airport and fly back.

5 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

It's cold and rainy.  Good apples and cranberries.  

Surprisingly mediocre.  A fact that I always used in Econ lectures about comparative prices.

4 hours ago, 27-25 said:

I've been told that Huskies are assholes.  The dogs, that is.  UW grads?  Not sure.

Well, I am.  Why else would I be here?

Formerly called the Redskins

Worst owner in sports forced to sell team

Oline called the Hogs, Receiver called smurfs

Have a band

Play in a horrible stadium

Havent been good since HW Bush was President

42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Surprisingly mediocre.  A fact that I always used in Econ lectures about comparative prices.

I’ve seen more cherry stands than apple since getting here. 

10 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Formerly called the Redskins

Worst owner in sports forced to sell team

Oline called the Hogs, Receiver called smurfs

Have a band

Play in a horrible stadium

Havent been good since HW Bush was President

Scored 35 points in one quarter in the superbowl 

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