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CFP Semifinal: Michigan/Alabama Rose Bowl - 4pm CT ESPN

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  • Almost like Michigan knows what plays are coming.

  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    Jesus Gets Us   as long as you are white, heterosexual, religous, and repeating myself here... white

  • I'm not assuming Texas beats Washington, but if the Horns do manage to win that game, then I'd rather play Michigan for the sole reason that Texas has already played Alabama. Plus, beating Washin

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#752
3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Herbstreit's dog Ben is a very good boy.

Ben rolls with the Tide 😍#RollTide | @KirkHerbstreit

 

Which one is Herbie's dog?

#753

From the secrant brain trust ...

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Dumbass goober thinks Saban is running the same signals for a playoff game after all the press on Meatchicken. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with a month to prepare and scout the opponent.

#754
1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

Did I just watch a commercial for…Jesus? That was kind of a weird commercial. 

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#756

that first half basically came down to 3 plays.  fumbled punt, 4th down conversion on Mich first TD drive, and McCarthy saving that trick play on the 2nd TD drive.

#758
1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Do you not watch much football?  Those ads are on all the time

I watch ESPN streaming and usually I get a commercial break message with ethereal white noise. 

#761
1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

I watch ESPN streaming and usually I get a commercial break message with ethereal white noise. 

...also brought to you by Jesus.

#762
2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

From the secrant brain trust ...

DumbassSECranter.thumb.jpg.12a2f4247e085494219d383f494b0c50.jpg

 

Dumbass goober thinks Saban is running the same signals for a playoff game after all the press on Meatchicken. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with a month to prepare and scout the opponent.

That place is a morbid reminder that all the stereotypes are actually true.

#764
5 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

“He gets you”*

*Terms and conditions apply. Talk to your doctor if you experience spiritual awakening lasting more than 4 hours. In clinical trials, the most common side effects were nausea and mild stigmata.  

#765

Let's see if Bama can come out and win the middle 8 or if this is gonna be over soon 

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#766

I think Saban tried to double cross the Head Cheater by keeping the same signals...I know you know my signals, and you know you know my signals so I'm not going to change my signals because you know I will change my signals

#769
7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Jesus Gets Us

 

as long as you are white, heterosexual, religous, and repeating myself here... white

central America says hi.

#771
16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Let’s check in on Danny kanell

 

The only thing this Rose bowl “proves” is the committee doesn’t care about the regular season or cheating.

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#772
Just now, Rudiger said:

*Terms and conditions apply. Talk to your doctor if you experience spiritual awakening lasting more than 4 hours. In clinical trials, the most common side effects were nausea and mild stigmata.  

Buy in now and avoid future regret.  Due to labor shortages and shipping times your results may vary.

#774
9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hey, did y'all know we played Washington in the Alamo bowl last year and lost 27-20? All the talking heads have mentioned it on every channel 100 times. I guess they don't know Texas got better after having a frosh O-line and a frosh QB and no RB'S?

But why bring logic into this?

They have to make the national audience think Washington has a chance tonight.

#778
8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Jesus Gets Us

 

as long as you are white, heterosexual, religous, and repeating myself here... white

Jesus has always been countercultural.

#782
19 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Let’s check in on Danny kanell

 

The only thing this Rose bowl “proves” is the committee doesn’t care about the regular season or cheating.

It would be glorious if FSU fell into irrelevance but they play in the weakest conf in america.

#783

Saban threatened to cut off his OC's testicles at midfield if he didn't run the ball more in the 2H and stop calling all the slow developing pass plays

#786
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Jesus has always been countercultural.

you do realize that fucking commercial has absolutely nothing to do with the Jesus you are trying to back up

 

the evangelical man behind that group is a raging homophobe. 

#788

that was a horrible snap herbie...

yeah, so I think I need bama to pull this out.

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#797

2 bad snaps in a row? Did Bryce Foster transfer to Bama between the SEC CG and now?

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