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I'd better do this before I forget:

1. OJ Simpson - 76
2. Larry Nassar - 60
3. Rudy Guiliani - 79
4. Vlad Putin - 71
5. Hillary Clinton - 76
6. Matt Gaetz - 41
7. George Santos - 35
8. Bruce Willis - 68
9. Dennis Rodman - 62
10. Clint Eastwood - 93

 

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    Growing up my dad was always my summer league coach. We threw the ball and I hit the ball for hours in our backyard and on the field. I had the opportunity to play baseball at the collegiate level but

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Donald Trump

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones

Carrot Top

Bill Cosby

Elon Musk

Tucker Carlson

Val Kilmer

Michael J Fox

Shannon Doherty

Keeping most of my 2023 list, but subbed in Doherty and Fox.  Hope I have to roll them over again next year.

Demi Lovato (30)

Shannon Doherty (52)

Corey Feldman (52)

John Daly (57)

Todd Bridges (58)

Michael J Fox (62)

Vince Neil (62)

Tanya Tucker (65)

Hulk Hogan (70)

Richard Simmons (75)

[mention=161]Surly Bevo[/mention] one person under 40 required to win the grand prize.

Don’t care about prizes. Names 1-7 are a wish list.
On 12/20/2022 at 1:33 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

Shannen Doherty

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones 

Pele

Nick Saban  (if Mike Leach can pass, so can Saban)

Henry Ruggs (jail wont be kind to this fuck)

Bruce Willis

 

I realize a few of my picks last year were retalitory. gonna have to take a few off.  Pretty sure Putin isnt going to die this year.  but that means Navalny more than likely will so I will replace him in Putin's place.  Taking off Ruggs, Rivera and Saban as well, 

This years list:

Shannen Doherty

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Alexei Navalny

Jerry Jones 

Bruce Willis

Mick Jagger

Julie Andrews

Robert Duvall

Jane Fonda

My under 40 prediction are Ke$ha, and/or Amanda Bynes.

Olds include:

Dick Van Dyke 

Jack Nicholson

Phil Collins

Jimmy Carter (if not sooner)

 

 

9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

My under 40 prediction are

Jimmy Carter (if not sooner)

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V. Putin

S. Hamilton

B. Clinton

J. Carter

D. Van Dyke

B. Newhart

S. Doherty

M. Brooks

S. Bankman-Fried

K. Abdul-Jabbar

Bonus: Antonio Brown, Lil Gnar, P. Collins

Edited by Bevo

On 12/23/2023 at 12:38 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

I realize a few of my picks last year were retalitory. gonna have to take a few off.  Pretty sure Putin isnt going to die this year.  but that means Navalny more than likely will so I will replace him in Putin's place.  Taking off Ruggs, Rivera and Saban as well, 

No credit if he's already dead in 23

 

Graham 'Suggs' McPherson 63

Justin Bieber 30

Dame Shirley Bassey 87

Sir Alex Ferguson 82

Chelsea Clinton 44

Alexander O'Neal 70

Sir David Jason 84

Julia Gillard 62

Sir Kenneth Clarke MP 83

Queen Margrethe II Denmark 84

27 minutes ago, Tafftheref Wxm said:

Graham 'Suggs' McPherson 63

Justin Bieber 30

Dame Shirley Bassey 87

Sir Alex Ferguson 82

Chelsea Clinton 44

Alexander O'Neal 70

Sir David Jason 84

Julia Gillard 62

Sir Kenneth Clarke MP 83

Queen Margrethe II Denmark 84

Who the fuck are half of those people? 

And who the fuck are you? 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Who the fuck are half of those people? 

And who the fuck are you? 

lol…welcome to the Kinder Gentler Surly.

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On 12/23/2023 at 6:41 PM, Gatorubet said:

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maybe we should start a related thread where you pick 10 people over 95, and get points for people who don't die - call it a Celebrity Death Cheaters pool

Dione Warwick
Bill O’Reilly
Tom Brokaw
Oprah
T.I.
Louis CK
Andrea Mitchell
Bill Romanowski
Artie Lang
Ric Flair

34 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Dione Warwick
Bill O’Reilly
Tom Brokaw
Oprah
T.I.
Louis CK
Andrea Mitchell
Bill Romanowski
Artie Lang
Ric Flair

Goddammit, Romanowski was going to be my secret weapon this year. 

15 hours ago, Hate said:

lol…welcome to the Kinder Gentler Surly.

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Goddammit, Romanowski was going to be my secret weapon this year. 

I was stuck on 7 and my theme this year was drug abuse and steroids. Don’t know how that name came to mind
On 12/24/2023 at 1:20 PM, Blotto said:

No credit if he's already dead in 23

 

Yeah, that's why I left Lukashenko off the list.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, that's why I left Lukashenko off the list.

Apparently he turned up a day or two ago. He'll likely make it to '24 now.

 

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I was stuck on 7 and my theme this year was drug abuse and steroids. Don’t know how that name came to mind

I was stuck between 1 & B last night until everything reset. Not confidence inspiring.

Randy Jackson

Mick Jones

Roger Taylor

James Taylor

Chris Evans

Michelle Williams

Dan Levy

Michael Jordan

Vanessa Williams

Jim Johnson

Official laminated list:

Lee Corso
Ric Flair
Britney Spears (pains me to say it)
Ozzy Osbourne
Kanye West
Lawrence Taylor
Gene Hackman
Jared the Subway guy
Danny DeVito
Johnny Manziel

I'm going with last year's list minus Feinstein who was the one entry who did actually pass away. So tagging into her spot will be Sylvester Stallone.

1. Sylvester Stallone (77)

2. Donald Sutherland (88)

3. Morgan Freeman (86)

4. Michael Gambon (83) Oops, I guess I had two entries in 2023. Somehow missed that he passed. Okay, #4 is Madonna (65)

5. Martin Sheen (83)

6. Bill Parcells (82)

7. Debbie Harry (78)

8. Linda Ronstadt (77)

9. Richard Dreyfuss (76)

10. Ezra Miller (31)

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'm going with last year's list minus Feinstein who was the one entry who did actually pass away. So tagging into her spot will be Sylvester Stallone.

1. Sylvester Stallone (77)

2. Donald Sutherland (88)

3. Morgan Freeman (86)

4. Michael Gambon (83) Oops, I guess I had two entries in 2023. Somehow missed that he passed. Okay, #4 is Madonna (65)

5. Martin Sheen (83)

6. Bill Parcells (82)

7. Debbie Harry (78)

8. Linda Ronstadt (77)

9. Richard Dreyfuss (76)

10. Ezra Miller (31)

It's kinda scary how many on your list are within a year or two of my age.

They, and you, will likely keep on truckin' in '24. Madonna is a selection only due to some of the plastic surgery. That can mess with one's health if one overdoes it, although she's got access to quality doctors if she so chooses. Ezra Miller is the young dark horse but I'd read that he's (they're) getting some healthcare/treatment/counseling so I wish them (him) well. *Ezra uses them/them pronouns but I know it gets a little confusing in a post that mentions multiple names.

Mitch McConnell 81

Dick Cheney 82

Putin 71

Britney Spears 42

Clarence Thomas 75

Netanyahu 74

Kim Jong Un 39

Jerry Sandusky 79

Donald Trump 77

Kanye 46

Liza Minnelli   77

Linda Nolan  64

Bruce Willis  68

Jonnie Irwin  50

Shannon Doherty  52

Steve McMichael  66

Christopher Lloyd  85

Julie Andrews  88

Ric Flair  74

Pete Davidson  30

 

 

Arianna Grande - 30

Meghan Markle - 42

Mario Batali - 63

Chris Berman - 68 

Clarence Thomas - 75

Eric Clapton - 78

Pete Rose - 82

Francis Ford Coppola - 84

Lou Holtz - 86

Gene Hackman - 92

On 12/26/2023 at 4:13 PM, Tafftheref Wxm said:

Queen Margrethe II Denmark 84

This is a nice pick, especially after announcing her abdication today.

Bam Margera - 44

Joe Rogan - 56

Papa John - 62

Dan Bilzerian - 43

Courtney Stodden - 29

Doug Hutchison - 63

Bill Romanowski - 57

Pete Davidson - 30

Vince Neil - 62

Derek Chauvin - 47

Everyone from Courtney on down is new this year. Removed Trump Jr., Kanye, Elon, and Antonio Brown hoping that they will all croak now that I've removed them after a few years. I also removed Bruce Arians, who I have decided must be a lot healthier than he appears, and so I begrudgingly wish him good health.

I learned today that Courtney and Doug divorced in 2020, so my chances for a twofer are considerably lessened. 

Edit - dropped Post Malone and added Derek Chauvin. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

Bob Newhart - 94

Rupert Murdoch - 92

Joe Arapio - 91

Lee Corso - 88

Joe Biden - 81

Ron Jeremy - 70

Bruce Willis - 68

Michael J Fox - 62

Shannen Doherty - 52

Sam Smith - 31

1. Britney Spears
2. Amanda Bynes
3. Chevy Chase
4. Bam Margera
5. Shannon Doherty
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Dennis Rodman
8. Demi Lovato
9. Bruce Willis
10. Dolph Lundgren

Same as last year but adding Ric Flair for Bob Barker

1. Bam Margera

2. Ric Flair

3. Don King

4. Ozzy Osbourne

5. Keith Richards

6. Shannon Doherty

7. Quincy Jones

8. David Allen Coe

9. Willie Mays

10. Amanda Bynes

11 hours ago, Ttownguy said:

Same as last year but adding Ric Flair for Bob Barker

1. Bam Margera

2. Ric Flair

3. Don King

4. Ozzy Osbourne

5. Keith Richards

6. Shannon Doherty

7. Quincy Jones

8. David Allen Coe

9. Willie Mays

10. Amanda Bynes

Seeing Willie Mays got me thinking...   There are a lot of older athletes still tooling around.

It's 1/1/24 and I think my list is valid:

1. Sandy Koufax

2.  Hank Aaron

3.  Joe Torre

4.  Juan Marichal

5.  Carl Yastrzemksi

6.  Joe Namath

7.  Jan Stenerud

8.  Mike Ditka

9. Fran Tarkenton

10.  Bob Lily

Carl Michael Yastrzemsk

 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Hammerin' Hank died two years ago. 

Shit.   Subbing on Bob Cousy for Hank.

1. Sandy Koufax

2.  Bob Cousy

3.  Joe Torre

4.  Juan Marichal

5.  Carl Yastrzemksi

6.  Joe Namath

7.  Jan Stenerud

8.  Mike Ditka

9. Fran Tarkenton

10.  Bob Lily

On 12/22/2023 at 1:26 AM, IKnowItsOver said:

 

1. Ariana Grande

2. Joe Biden

3. Jack Nicholson

4. Ozzy Osbourne

5. Britney Spears

6. Yoko Ono

7. Robert De Niro

8. Clint Eastwood

9. Johnny Depp

10. Celine Dion

yeah, i feel like we are on the cusp of starting to lose literally some of the greatest actors that have ever lived... Hackman, Duval, Pacino, Freeman, Hoffman, Hopkins, TLJones... gonna be tough when they start dropping regularly 😕

9 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Shit.   Subbing on Bob Cousy for Hank.

1. Sandy Koufax

2.  Bob Cousy

3.  Joe Torre

4.  Juan Marichal

5.  Carl Yastrzemksi

6.  Joe Namath

7.  Jan Stenerud

8.  Mike Ditka

9. Fran Tarkenton

10.  Bob Lily

there is another rule... 1 of your peeps has to be under 40

8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

there is another rule... 1 of your peeps has to be under 40

Ok, then sub Ja Morant in for Joe Namath.

Subbing in my under 40 year old:

1. Sandy Koufax

2.  Bob Cousy

3.  Joe Torre

4.  Juan Marichal

5.  Carl Yastrzemksi

6.  Ja Morant

7.  Jan Stenerud

8.  Mike Ditka

9. Fran Tarkenton

10.  Bob Lily

Richard Lewis

Shannen Doherty

Harvey Weinstein

Val Kilmer

Jack Nicholson

Jonnie Irwin

Rudy Guiliani

Celine Dion

Martina Navratilova

Jelly Roll

Don't give a shit about deadlines

Lee Corso 88
Ja Rule 47
Dolly Parton 77
DeNiro 80
Beetlejuice from Howard Stern (ME? 55)
Kareem Abdul Jabbar 76
Dennis Rodman 62
Joe Biden 81
Amanda Bynes 37
Ruben Studdard 45

Now watch about 12 Atlanta rappers die this year.
Lol

I’ll play, followed by age they will turn in 2024:

1. Tom Jones 84

2. Engelbert Humperdinck 88

3. Wayne Newton 82

4. Neil Diamond 83

5. Paul Anka 83

6. Barry Manilow 81

7. Barbara Eden 93

8. Mike Farrell 85

9. Céline Dion 56

10. Cherilyn Sarkisian 78

Note: I started assembling this list before Christmas, and I included Shecky Greene (died 12/31/23 at 97).

 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

1 hour ago, immamac said:

lol this the read is a top hit on Google search. Hilarious

I noticed that a few days ago when I was looking for a "cheatsheet". lol

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