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Koo overtook Tucker for most accurate kicker ever and then promptly missed 2 fg’s in the first half. 

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Atlanta just doing Atlanta things.  Ridder turning the ball over.  Ridder giving up a safety.  Their all-world kicker has missed two FGs.  And 4/5 offensive line starters are now out.
Bijan, I'm sorry bro.  But you should have dropped in the draft.  Would have helped your career out immensely.  

Bijan’s first issue with fucking Arthur Smith. The next is with their stupid front office. Hopefully he gets a new coach that’s worth a shit and they draft a hot shot QB. And an Oline. And some receivers.

Bijan with a 33 yard amazing run and then punches it in for the TD.

Awful throw, great catch by London. Falcons not dead yet.

Everyone in that Jardiance commercial should be charged with crimes against humanity.

If Desmond Ridder hadn't been Desmond Ridder for most of the game, this could have been an Atlanta win. But he was, so it wasn't. 

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If Desmond Ridder hadn't been Desmond Ridder for most of the game, this could have been an Atlanta win. But he was, so it wasn't. 

Falcons fans are gonna look back on this season and want to burn everything to the ground.

Easiest SOS in the entire NFL.  Lose almost every game by one score because they continually shoot themselves in the dick.

You cut out just half of the boneheaded plays and stupid decisions and this team is 10-3 looking to fight for the #1 seed in the NFL.  Instead, they're looking at missing the playoffs in the most inept division in football.  

I am so ready for absolute chaos from the drew lock hawks in SF. 

Chiefs receivers are going to kill Mahomes' spirit.  Hell, at Tech he was always running for his life, but if he got the pass off it was generally caught.  These guys just suck.  He throws them open, pulls off miracle after miracle and they keep fucking dropping passes.  It's unbelievable.

Why are they letting the Chiefs RT false start a lot? WTF Rigged as hell.

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Everyone in that Jardiance commercial should be charged with crimes against humanity.

They all get taint gangrene. Fatass doesn’t have a verse about her decaying death crotch. The disclaimer is mostly white text in white background explaining you might have your balls rot off.

All 4 AFC North teams would be in if the playoffs started today (yes I know I need to charge my phone).

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2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


They all get taint gangrene. Fatass doesn’t have a verse about her decaying death crotch. The disclaimer is mostly white text in white background explaining you might have your balls rot off.

 

The funny thing about that song is that she says she is managing her diabetes well.

Decaying Death Crotch will be my band's new name.  

11 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Live look-in on the Vikings Raiders game:

Kids Choice Sports 2019 Pillow Fight GIF by Kids' Choice Awards

Need cripples with pillows. First time in team history the raiders have entered the 4th with zero points. 

41 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Why are they letting the Chiefs RT false start a lot? WTF Rigged as hell.

Tackle can kick out his outside leg before the snap so long as it’s still in the air at the time of the actual snap. Is this your first football game?

53 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Why are they letting the Chiefs RT false start a lot? WTF Rigged as hell.

They have called it.  They aren’t calling Von Miller for jumping the snap though either. 
They also didn’t call a low hit on Mahomes or a face mask where his helmet went halfway off his head, but they nailed that bastard Kelce for OPI on a pedestrian move that happens every down on the same play. 
Guess they are objectively distracted.  Chiefs have played like shit.  The refs need to stop playing momentum game. 

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Somebody put the stupid thread up, I’m ready to run over these dinks. Let’s go

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Koo overtook Tucker for most accurate kicker ever and then promptly missed 2 fg’s in the first half. 

That was pretty Koo of him

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Somebody put the stupid thread up, I’m ready to run over these dinks. Let’s go

Talkin cowgirls?

Mahomes, Travis, and the 9 dwarves aren't going anywhere this year.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Mahomes, Travis, and the 9 dwarves aren't going anywhere this year.

Feels that way bigtime. 

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

That was pretty Koo of him

Talkin cowgirls?

Of course I’m talking the great cowgirls Less Go 

lol that wasn’t a catch

but it’s a makeup call for the Kelse drop they over turned to a catch

No way that’s holding holy shit

omenihu got the call though nice for him

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

How in the absolute fuck would that ever be a catch

It was a catch because they gave Kelse a catch on a bobble and drop. Two steps and some sort of control = catch I guess. 
 

it’s ok they did a makeup makeup makeup call by calling a phantom hold on a first down. 

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