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Time to pull your predictions out of thin air because no one knows anything. What's your prediction for the S&P 500 at the end of 2024? What stock is your prediction for a big winner?

I'll say the S&P ends nearly flat. Gimme 4,648 when it's all said and done.

Charles Schwab (SCHW) got hammered with rising rates. As things ease, I say it's a big winner.

 

Derp. Wrong board.

14 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Derp. Wrong board.

which board were you planning on putting this on?

 

if it wasnt the Gambling board, then you are doing it wrong.

29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Time to pull your predictions out of thin air because no one knows anything. What's your prediction for the S&P 500 at the end of 2024? What stock is your prediction for a big winner?

I'll say the S&P ends nearly flat. Gimme 4,648 when it's all said and done.

Charles Schwab (SCHW) got hammered with rising rates. As things ease, I say it's a big winner.

Where do I send my $9.95?

35 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

S&P 500 3700 by the end of 2024.*

for validation purposes, please link to your Dec 2022 post that gives your end of 2023 prediction - thanks in advance

(disclaimer - if/when the Fed raises again, and breaks the mindset, backs and wallets of those expecting a rate reduction then we could see some capitulation or in the ever irrational market it could stabilize or rise. )

Society collapses and stock traders are among the first wave of humans cannibalized for sustenance.

Hit 5500 during the year but 5200 by the 2024 year end. When rates drop next year, money will pour into the market. Too many people waiting to lever up their bets, I mean investments. Then they will take some profits in Nov/Dec creating a slight correction.

So @Nice Guy Eddie is John Stoltzfus, or is Oppenheimer just stealing Surly content?
sorry for doxing you John, errrr I mean Eddie
 

Betting grows that S&P 500 will hit record high, with Oppenheimer joining Wall Street's bullish calls for 2024 | Morningstar

 

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Oppenheimer's John Stoltzfus sees S&P 500 rising to 5,200 by end of 2024

The S&P 500 index is set to rally to 5,200 by the end of 2024, implying a nearly 13% gain from its current level, according to strategists at Oppenheimer Asset Management, who join a rush of Wall Street analysts expecting all-time highs for U.S. stocks next year.

"We look for 2024 to be a year of transition as markets navigate what we expect will be the Fed's pivot from a restrictive monetary policy setting to an easier stance," said strategists led by John Stoltzfus, chief investment strategist and managing director at Oppenheimer.

 

I'm gonna roll with a nice even 5k on the S&P 500.  

I'm thinking the mortgage companies will be worth buying headed into the new year.  

 

What do all the crypto bros say?  Those are the only experts I listen to.

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sell now then buy in june/july.

Wait, I thought it was sell in May and go away?

Start the year with

Lets Go GIF by The Roku Channel

 

End of Q1

Sad Baby GIF

End of Q2

Happy Birthday Dancing GIF by Storyful

 

End of Q3

Confused Eminem GIF

 

Year end 24

GIF by Giphy QA

 

 

Or mix and match as you see fit.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

What do all the crypto bros say?  Those are the only experts I listen to.

I think if they aren't investing in bored apes or shitcoins, they are feeling pretty good.

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Fuck you glass-half-full assholes.

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  • 1 year later...
On 12/11/2023 at 8:11 AM, Mother mopar said:

To the moon, am I doing this right.

Yes, yes you are.

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On 12/11/2023 at 9:09 AM, Guest said:

Time to pull your predictions out of thin air because no one knows anything. What's your prediction for the S&P 500 at the end of 2024? What stock is your prediction for a big winner?

I'll say the S&P ends nearly flat. Gimme 4,648 when it's all said and done.

Charles Schwab (SCHW) got hammered with rising rates. As things ease, I say it's a big winner.

 

 

On 12/11/2023 at 9:47 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

S&P 500 3700 by the end of 2024.*
 

 


 

*muledick

 

On 12/11/2023 at 10:37 AM, Larry T. Spider said:

S&P 4950

Winner: Nike. Currently $118.

 

On 12/11/2023 at 10:52 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Hit 5500 during the year but 5200 by the 2024 year end. When rates drop next year, money will pour into the market. Too many people waiting to lever up their bets, I mean investments. Then they will take some profits in Nov/Dec creating a slight correction.

 

On 12/12/2023 at 12:38 PM, Trey3216 said:

I'm gonna roll with a nice even 5k on the S&P 500.  

I'm thinking the mortgage companies will be worth buying headed into the new year.  

 

 

On 12/12/2023 at 12:56 PM, MissingInAction said:

Sell now then buy in june/july.

and people on the stock board say my picks/predictions suck - welcome to Wally's World

18 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

 

 

 

 

and people on the stock board say my picks/predictions suck - welcome to Wally's World

I had it backwards. See just do the opposite of what I recommend.

8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I had it backwards. See just do the opposite of what I recommend.

don't steal my schtick

On 12/12/2023 at 11:48 AM, Brisketexan said:

What do all the crypto bros say? 

Cha ching?

On 12/12/2023 at 10:22 AM, Incredulity said:

Start the year with

Lets Go GIF by The Roku Channel

 

End of Q1

Sad Baby GIF

End of Q2

Happy Birthday Dancing GIF by Storyful

 

End of Q3

Confused Eminem GIF

 

Year end 24

GIF by Giphy QA

 

 

Or mix and match as you see fit.

nailed it GIF

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