May 13, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said: checking in safe, although my morning commute was a little rough. Took some video: You know, for the apocalyptic future, their roads are in pretty good shape.
May 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Ten Bears said: You know, for the apocalyptic future, their roads are in pretty good shape. The assholes from the DOT will survive the rapture, plague, just about anything, if for no other reason than to ensure that one lane is inexplicably closed in perpetuity.
May 14, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, BamaATL said: The assholes from the DOT will survive the rapture, plague, just about anything, if for no other reason than to ensure that one lane is inexplicably closed in perpetuity.
May 15, 20241 yr We betting the over/under on how long before Pimphand returns to this thread becuase he can't help himself?
May 15, 20241 yr All I know is that I tended to my wife's boreal and austral regions Saturday, and she lit up like an aurora. I presume that counts.That's cool, happy belated birthday.
May 15, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said: We betting the over/under on how long before Pimphand returns to this thread becuase he can't help himself? He’s probably too busy in one of the E.T. threads on Reddit
May 15, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: He’s probably too busy in one of the E.T. threads on Reddit “ thanks for giving me an opportunity to talk. I’ve never done anything like this before.” It is now clear he thought he was writing in the Penthouse forum.
May 15, 20241 yr I reverse engineered a dildo chair, saw it in a men's magazine. I figured, I'm a hobbyist, this is nothing but speed rail, a trip down to Home Depot and I had it. I'm not set up to mold rubber though.
May 15, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: We betting the over/under on how long before Pimphand returns to this thread becuase he can't help himself? Hard to handicap as there's no way to know when the voices will start talking to him again
May 15, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, Foosters said: Hard to handicap as there's no way to know when the voices will start talking to him again You think they stop?
May 15, 20241 yr On 5/13/2024 at 3:18 PM, Gatorubet said: There are two spots of dead, burnt grass on my backyard. So they are either due to my inability to properly use a spray spreader for my Scotts Turfbuilder fertilizer Saturday - or the solar flares have started to kill my yard.
May 16, 20241 yr On 5/10/2024 at 12:06 AM, Pimphand said: Yeah I'm going to side with DDMB over all y'all. If you were smart you would buy bullion and learn to grow food. Now I really regret not asking Pimphand this: If I have a bunch of bullion, can’t I just pay people who know how to do it to grow my food?
May 16, 20241 yr 28 minutes ago, freyguy said: Depends on if it's chicken or beef bullion. Pork is right out!
October 4, 20241 yr https://www.foxweather.com/earth-space/strongest-solar-flare-global-northern-lights-show Edited October 4, 20241 yr by Parliament
October 4, 20241 yr https://www.foxweather.com/earth-space/strongest-solar-flare-global-northern-lights-show Pimphand apocalypse boner incoming.
October 4, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: Pimphand apocalypse boner incoming. thats when a Karelian shungite cock ring really proves its worth.
October 4, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, Armybrat said: I think my pacemaker just said adios mofo…. you should nickname it Rick Perry
October 4, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Blotto said: thats when a Karelian shungite cock ring really proves its worth. Preach, brother....preach.
October 4, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Blotto said: thats when a Karelian shungite cock ring really proves its worth. Uh, ya gotta link or do I just search Amazon?
October 4, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said: Uh, ya gotta link or do I just search Amazon? There are no shortcuts on the journey to KSCR enlightenment. But those of us who endured the pilgrimage, persevered, and found the way will vouch the hardships are worthwhile. Or you can probably just check Etsy.
October 5, 20241 yr On 5/15/2024 at 8:19 AM, SydneyCarton said: We betting the over/under on how long before Pimphand returns to this thread becuase he can't help himself? Fail numbnuts. Next time have balls and tag me On 5/15/2024 at 9:26 AM, atomheartbevo said: He’s probably too busy in one of the E.T. threads on Reddit You are as dumb as Carton is sweet On 5/15/2024 at 11:07 AM, Foosters said: Hard to handicap as there's no way to know when the voices will start talking to him again jesus christ you stupid puppets On 5/15/2024 at 9:57 PM, Gatorubet said: Now I really regret not asking Pimphand this: If I have a bunch of bullion, can’t I just pay people who know how to do it to grow my food? We have heriloom seeds on a 240 acre farm so keep laughing dumb dumb On 10/3/2024 at 8:55 PM, Brisketexan said: Pimphand apocalypse boner incoming. No numb nuts I will post here when something meaninful happens On 10/3/2024 at 10:13 PM, Blotto said: thats when a Karelian shungite cock ring really proves its worth. It's actually going to be legit funny when you have your communist overlords steal everything you thought you owned. For fucks sake how did I wind up in this NPC dipshit world...
October 5, 20241 yr Remember most of you got angry at the supposition that a carrington X45 event would end your dumbass way of life I'm just here to tell you GET READY and your slavers designed it that way. Carry on being dipshits
October 5, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, aggie08 said: How did your quaccine work? You are the ultimate coward.
October 5, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, aggie08 said: I will gladly invite you to the greatest Texas A&M tailgate that exists this November. Stand up and be man you worthless coward.
October 5, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Pimphand said: I will gladly invite you to the greatest Texas A&M tailgate that exists this November. Stand up and be man you worthless coward. Are we going to be alive by then or nah? Inquiring minds and whatnot.
October 5, 20241 yr My college roommate lost his little brother in the bonfire in 1999 He was also the commanding officer for the thunderbirds. From there you should be able to figure out who I am you worthless numbnuts.
October 5, 20241 yr Just now, aggie08 said: Are we going to be alive by then or nah? Inquiring minds and whatnot. You are beyond the pale stupid
October 5, 20241 yr "Guys, I'm not insane. Here's a Jim Breuer clip that I voluntarily chose to watch post 2000."
October 5, 20241 yr 35 minutes ago, Pimphand said: It's actually going to be legit funny when you have your communist overlords steal everything you thought you owned. They can have my Karelian shungite cock ring when they pry it from my cold, dead, yet impressively turgid manhood.
October 5, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Pimphand said: My college roommate lost his little brother in the bonfire in 1999 He was also the commanding officer for the thunderbirds. From there you should be able to figure out who I am you worthless numbnuts. Sadly, that would require me to care.
October 5, 20241 yr Just now, aggie08 said: Sadly, that would require me to care. If you dont care about people who died for Texas A&M and you claim to be an aggy GO FUCK YOURSELF the end quod erat demonstrandum
October 5, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Blotto said: They can have my Karelian shungite cock ring when they pry it from my cold, dead, yet impressively turgid manhood. See humor I can get hahah aggy08 is a coward dipshit communist POS but it's all good
October 5, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Pimphand said: My college roommate lost his little brother in the bonfire in 1999 He was also the commanding officer for the thunderbirds. From there you should be able to figure out who I am you worthless numbnuts. Ambiguous pronouns are going to be the downfall of society. How are we to know if you are referring to your roommate or his brother?
October 5, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said: Ambiguous pronouns are going to be the downfall of society. How are we to know if you are referring to your roommate or his brother? WHAT THE FUCK? My college roommate at UT went on to become commanding officer of the Thunderbirds His little brother died on the bonfire Clearly I need blood in my cocaine system to deal with you peple
October 5, 20241 yr So we are just supposed to know from the lack of context that the commander of the thunderbirds bit was in the future and not the past?
October 5, 20241 yr 19 hours ago, Pimphand said: Fail numbnuts. Next time have balls and tag me I realize you’re a moron, but let try to spell it out for you. Tagging you would have defeated the purpose of seeing when you’d come back to the thread on your own. 18 hours ago, Pimphand said: My college roommate lost his little brother in the bonfire in 1999 He was also the commanding officer for the thunderbirds. From there you should be able to figure out who I am you worthless numbnuts. Or, and allow be to paraphrase you here, you could just fucking tell us. Since you apparently are dying for us to know. And you somehow assume there’s some magical “college roommate database” we can all log into so we can complete your six degrees of retardation personal ID puzzle. Edited October 5, 20241 yr by SydneyCarton
October 5, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: And you somehow assume there’s some magical “college roommate database” we can all log into so we can complete your six degrees of retardation personal ID puzzle. Figure out the name of his ex-roommate, then search Texas court cases for restraining orders filed in his name. And voila.
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