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Texas 42 Washington 27

in a game that it never feels like we are going to lose at any point in time. 
As always with the prop contest I ask about what I think is the most important key to the game.

Penix stats:

24-38 280 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT. 3 sacks for -17 yards. 
 

What say you surly?  

Texas 37, UW 26

Dillon Johnson 13 attempts for 41 yards as they are unable to sustain drives running the ball. 

Edited by sushihorn

Texas 37   Washington 24

Penix stats - Pain

Texas 41

Huskies 35

Penix 22/40 304 yds 3TD 3INT -28 rushing

Also this

 

Texas 42

Throatshitters 24

 

Penis: 22-43 325 yds, 2 TDs and 2 picks

TEXAS 41

udub 35

Punk ass QB 30-45 for 325 yds, 3 TDs, 2 INTs 4 sacks for 26 yds.

Texas: 52

Washington: 10

Penix stats - who gives a fuck!

Texas 38

Not Texas 24

 

Penix 10/14 138 1 TD 0 INT 

Sweat sack knocks him out...with a nonserious injury

Edited by runthebone

Texas 56

Wash 17

 

We score a TD on every trip to the red zone.

3 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Texas 56

Wash 17

 

We score a TD on every trip to the red zone.

God I hope you're close.

Texas 41

Washington 21

Penix: 28/41 260 yards 2 TD 2 INT

Texas 39         

Washington 29

Just because all the plausible number are taken.

Hot bitches 37

PNW fat bitches 31

ewers 75%+ completion percentage & 3 TDs // sanders 6 receptions 89 yards. Sweat looking good as ever. 

UW 27

TEXAS 41

Penix 36 - 51 for 257 2 TD 3 INTs and 1 fumble.  7 rushes for 9 yards. 3 sacks -16 yards.

Wash 38

Tx  31

penix

30 of 41 for 312 and 2 TDs

How I feel about myself right now…

 

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Texas - 48

Washington - 27

Penix - knocked out of the game in the 1st quarter 6-11, 97 yards, 1 TD, 2 sacks, 1 INT

Edited by Deej

I have a feeling this will be a coronation.

52 Texas

28 wash

The intangibles are there. This team is ride or die for each other. The Texas vs errbody come to a head. This gets ugly fast and only with garbage time scores does wash make it look like they aren't frauds.

Texas - 37

Washington - 33

Penix - 29-44 303 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT, 2 sacks for -12 yards 

Texas 38, Washington 24.  

Low scoring first half, some points in the 3rd before we start to pull away.  Their inability to run and convert on 3rd down dooms them

Texas 41 - Washington 38

21-14 Texas at half

2 Texas field goals over 40 yards

Very late field goal by Washington to close the gap.

Texas runs the ball in the last 5 minutes to seal the game.

 

Stevie Ray Vaughan: 34

Jimi Hendrix: 20

Penis: 22-39 1 TD. 3 int. 4 sacks

35-31 Texas. Washington gets a late TD to give them hope but we slam the door shut

Texas                                                    41

Training ground for UT coaches        34       

 

Penix   25-42, 323, 3 TD 1 int       3 sacks/12

i’ll predict a tale of two halves, and a much different type of game than many of you are expecting, considering the handful of 2nd collapses we’ve had.

we come out a bit flat like the ou sucks game, momentum all on the huskies side. stuffed on runs, a costly turnover, blown coverages. sputtering offense. we’re down 2-3 scores at half. 

then pk says fuckit and starts sending pressure more frequently and it gets home, the guys settle in, our OL gets nasty, sark opens up the playbook a bit, and we win the turnover battle 2-1. it’s ford and sanders with the big games. we get 3-4 scores in the 2nd and hold them to 1.

tex 34 - wash 31

we win, but it won’t be pretty until late in the 4th quarter.

Texas 52

U Dub 13

 

Penix will have to throw and throw ...maybe 21 of 48 and 3 INT's

 

U Dub cannot run against us. People worried about Penix and friends....forget that crap. Who ought to be worried is any U Dub fan. We have an elite defense and all U Dub knows about defense is that they can't play it. We will score almost at will against them and they will start to press to keep up. The game will get completely out of hand in the 3rd quarter. I almost feel sorry for them. Hell, our band may as well play El Deguello for them as they come out of the tunnel.

Huskies 222 

Longhorns 0

Penix: 1-1-75-0-1  

Big hero is freshman walkon RB Everett Strupper VI, who scores 8 TDs.  

Texas 56

UW 9

Penix 9-12 87 Yds 3 INT leaves the game in the 2nd Qtr due to being an emotional mess. 

Texas 34

Washington 31

Penix 30-45 350 yards 3 TDs 1 Int, 4 sacks for -25 yards.

Washington 7

Texas 6

Edited by Asu2215

Texas 49

Washington 31

Penix 4 TD, 2 INT, 290 YDS,  4 SACKS, 26/40

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