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On 12/16/2023 at 9:08 AM, elfenix said:

friends sleep GIF

 

The prepare your anus rep is intended for Penix, not you. 

If prepare your anus is a neg, I owe you one. 

 

Texas 2 - Washington 0
or
Texas 102 - Washington 100

 

Actual Guess - Longhorns 45 - Huskers 38

Penix  27-46 346 3TD's

  • 2 weeks later...

Beginning of 4th one team is up by 4.

Final score after three lead changes, Texas by 10, Ewers takes a knee.

Take the over.

Texas - 38

Washingtington - 30

Penix: 27/39; 320 yds; 3 TD;  1 int; 4 sacks -22 yds

Texas 48
Washington 20

Most important stat of the game? 3rd down conversions.

Texas - 6-11
Washington 2-10

Tex 37

grunge 27

Penix knocked out of game.  Backup torches secondary to close gap in 3rd/4th.   I get lost on stumble back from stadium.  

TEXAS 34

UW 24

Penix stats:

20-34 266 yards, 2 TD, 2 INT. 3 sacks for -20 yards. 

Texas 37

Washington 33

Penis. 28-42. 365 yards 2 tds 1 pick 1 sack 

UT-52

UW-21

Penix 11-43  108yds 1 td  4 picks 7 sacks

Horns 39

Huskies 36

Penix 34-51/372, 3TD but a pick and 2 fumbles, the last of which seals the deal for the good guys. Crazy game with special teams/D scores by each team and at least one huge gadget play…

Texas 41
Washington 35

Penix 22-40 290 yards, 2 picks 2 sacks

Texas 31

Washington 24

Penix 25/42 320 yds 3 tds 1 int 3 sacks

Washington 104 yds rushing long of 34

35-24 Horns

Penix stats....who the fuck cares?

TEXAS-48

Wash-17

Penis- 6/8 47 yds, 1 TD, 2 int.

Then he met Mr. Sweat.

Edited by SHOOTER12

Horns 41

huskies 23

little p energy 17-26 236yds 2td 3ints

Texas 43

Wash  26

Penix 27/50    345 yds    5 sacks  2 int

On 1/1/2024 at 10:02 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

TEXAS-48

Wash-17

Penis- 6/8 47 yds, 1 TD, 2 int.

Then he met Mr. Sweat.

Yeah, didn't age too well....FARK

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yeah, didn't age too well....FARK

Congrats on not being the biggest dumbass, though.  

On 12/16/2023 at 12:36 PM, Horn Dogg said:

Texas: 52

Washington: 10

Penix stats - who gives a fuck!

On 12/16/2023 at 1:48 PM, JFKFC said:

Texas 56

Wash 17

 

We score a TD on every trip to the red zone.

On 12/16/2023 at 7:51 PM, Deej said:

Texas - 48

Washington - 27

Penix - knocked out of the game in the 1st quarter 6-11, 97 yards, 1 TD, 2 sacks, 1 INT

On 12/16/2023 at 8:40 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

I have a feeling this will be a coronation.

52 Texas

28 wash

The intangibles are there. This team is ride or die for each other. The Texas vs errbody come to a head. This gets ugly fast and only with garbage time scores does wash make it look like they aren't frauds.

On 12/17/2023 at 2:59 PM, oldhorn2 said:

Texas 52

U Dub 13

 

Penix will have to throw and throw ...maybe 21 of 48 and 3 INT's

 

U Dub cannot run against us. People worried about Penix and friends....forget that crap. Who ought to be worried is any U Dub fan. We have an elite defense and all U Dub knows about defense is that they can't play it. We will score almost at will against them and they will start to press to keep up. The game will get completely out of hand in the 3rd quarter. I almost feel sorry for them. Hell, our band may as well play El Deguello for them as they come out of the tunnel.

On 12/17/2023 at 6:30 PM, TejasPedro said:

Texas 56

UW 9

Penix 9-12 87 Yds 3 INT leaves the game in the 2nd Qtr due to being an emotional mess. 

On 12/17/2023 at 9:35 PM, Alien Octopus said:

TX 42 W 12

Penix goes 35-50 350 yards 2 int 1 fumble. RBs get 2 yds a carry. 

Ricky Gervais Lol GIF

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Congrats on not being the biggest dumbass, though.  

Ricky Gervais Lol GIF

I’m not a dumbass, I’m a proud dumbass…..you dumbass!

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