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1 minute ago, achooloco said:

Masterful? What’s the shot ratio at 75min? They played well enough to win cause they kick ass but I ain’t seen any fucking heart or bad assness by France outside 2 nice shots. 2 shots, that’s it. Enough to win sure. But still not enough for me to not think Fuck france

Shot ratio? 13:6 Croatia. Who cares? the GOAL ratio is 4:2 France.

More importantly, it neglects exactly what France has wanted to do - they are more than willing to concede possession (2:1 for Croatia more or less right now). The are playing a defense-counter game and doing it very well. 

I'm with her:

13 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Show us on the doll where France touched you.

 

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    20 years ago when France won, where was this team?  

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    France 2-0. They are just the better team and easily the 2nd most complete team in this tournament.   2nd most because they don't dive nearly as well as Brazil.

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    I think the Croatian defenders are going to rough up France. Croatia has more experience. Never underestimate old age and treachery. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

btw, both pogba's and mbappe's shots were masterful

pogba's pass to start the move was otherworldly.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

I’m sure that will really disappoint them whil hoisting the World Cup trophy after scoring FOUR fucking goals in a World Cup final. 

Who is arguing that? You said masterful game, I disagreed and showed proof. No one disputing the 4 goals; one crap, one fine for what it was, two nice. They get trophy, it’s fine. But masterful? Disagree unless you have proof. I also submit a  goalie letting one in on a pass back for “non-masterful” play

Achooloco, aren't you in a Croat bar? You would have walked in the door thinking Fuck France...

1 minute ago, achooloco said:

Who is arguing that? You said masterful game, I disagreed and showed proof. No one disputing the 4 goals; one crap, one fine for what it was, two nice. They get trophy, it’s fine. But masterful? Disagree unless you have proof. I also submit a  goalie letting one in on a pass back for “non-masterful” play

Prove their masterfulness!  Prove it!!

1 minute ago, achooloco said:

Who is arguing that? You said masterful game, I disagreed and showed proof. No one disputing the 4 goals; one crap, one fine for what it was, two nice. They get trophy, it’s fine. But masterful? Disagree unless you have proof. I also submit a  goalie letting one in on a pass back for “non-masterful” play

Croatia didn’t lose. They just ran out of time.

6 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

too many countries using Red White Blue

Hooray!

2 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

only 8 countries have won it and only 13 countries have participated in the Finals.

Well there's only been 21 finals

1 minute ago, Spartan52 said:

Achooloco, aren't you in a Croat bar? You would have walked in the door thinking Fuck France...

I couldn’t get in :( woke up late and got there at 1030, I blame myself for todays loss 

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
4 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:
pogba's pass to start the move was otherworldly.

This as well. And Mbappe set up the Pogba goal. Just a lot of talent on the French side.

Agreed.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Prove their masterfulness!  Prove it!!

Ha, that and the hj post. Fine, very aggy. Still I think more heart in a valiant losing effort by Croatia.

Mercy no call on Vida's handball

That would have been Stanford v. VaTech level rubbing it in.

Just now, HenryJames said:

See if France scores a fuck you goal.

they should have right there. unclear how he doesn't, actually.

valiant effort by croatia, but the fatigue and france's ruthless efficiency were too much.

Meh, it's not a classic final.  France gets the lead then buries e'rry one down low, Croatia's left to try and kick 30-yarders into France's goal, which is better than kicking it back to their own goalie and shit, but you know there's no way nothin's gonna get into France's net.

Shoulda just ended it at the 60th minute, once France pretty much socked this one away, and everybody goes to the Russian Applebee's for drinks and fried onions.

Good first half, 80% of 2nd is a yawner. It's like a mini-consolation half where you know the result but they're just playing it out.

But most people expected this anyway, so meh.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

they should have right there. unclear how he doesn't, actually.

valiant effort by croatia, but the fatigue and france's ruthless efficiency were too much.

And surprise.

2 minutes ago, achooloco said:

I couldn’t get in :( woke up late and got there at 1030, I blame myself for todays loss 

Biggest match in the country’s history and you choked.  Good job, mate.

Just now, phdhorn said:

Meh, it's not a classic final.  France gets the lead then buries e'rry one down low, Croatia's left to try and kick 30-yarders into France's goal, which is better than kicking it back to their own goalie and shit, but you know there's no way nothin's gonna get into France's net.

Shoulda just ended it at the 60th minute, once France pretty much socked this one away, and everybody goes to the Russian Applebee's for drinks and fried onions.

Good first half, 80% of 2nd is a yawner. It's like a mini-consolation half where you know the result but they're just playing it out.

But most people expected this anyway, so meh.

What's the deal with all the weather?

Stu Holden graduated from the Derka School of Loving Giroud.

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Final score
CESM 4. - CROATIA 2

Deserved the win, congrats to the Frogs

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Allez Les Bleus! I really should be in Paris.

Of fuck off, attention whore.

France was the most impressive team throughout the tournament.  They should be huge threats in 2020 and 2022 as well.

9 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Who is arguing that? You said masterful game, I disagreed and showed proof. No one disputing the 4 goals; one crap, one fine for what it was, two nice. They get trophy, it’s fine. But masterful? Disagree unless you have proof. I also submit a  goalie letting one in on a pass back for “non-masterful” play

Damn man. France played great. Croatia tried as hard as they could and will still lose 4 to 2.  But Lloris did fuck up on 1 of Croatia's goals. So a "masterful" performance would have been a 4 to 1 ass whipping instead of the 4 to 2 asswhipping the Croats received. 

I was pulling for Croatia, but they just didnt have what it takes. 

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Biggest match in the country’s history and you choked.  Good job, mate.

I did. Going there now to commiserate 

France was the most impressive team throughout the tournament.  They should be huge threats in 2020 and 2022 as well.

They definitely have the most talented roster

Terrific tournament, not a great final game, but it was entertaining.

 

I enjoyed it all, all except the idiot Germans again not being ready when they went to Russia.

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