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Erin Andrew’s voice is super annoying. 
 

get a TD damnit! Shitty spot. 

"Prepare ourselves for that playoff run..."- Mike McCarthy

Whatever you fucking say, fathead.  A doughnut has a better chance of going stale at your house than the Pokes going anywhere in the NFC bracket.

That's probably roughing if the teams were switched.

I’ll be happy I guess if we don’t have any more injuries. I mean…we are getting beat up. 

ha ha.  nope can't call that roughing 

Sacked and no options. Make our kicker try points from there just kidding. 

Fuck.  That's on you, Dak!!!  You have to get rid of the ball.  Schoon whatever his name is missed the block for the sack.....

what is that on 3rd and 1.  7 step drop.  Lamb is at least close to open.  just put in Rush and be done with it.

Literally the Bills can smoke dope on the sideline at this point. We aren’t overcoming an 18 point deficit. 

3rd and 1 and the call is a 5 step drop back with nothing but deep routes? Lmao jfc

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Literally the Bills can smoke dope on the sideline at this point. We aren’t overcoming an 18 point deficit. 

Funny you say that.  It appears the Cowboys did that before the game and at halftime.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

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This is my bible. My koran. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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Should say.... Never again BUY anything Cowboys.  Chumps keep putting money in Jerrah's pockets.

Just now, slorch said:

Funny you say that.  It appears the Cowboys did that before the game and at halftime.

They buy into their own hype every year. I mostly do to a point. They have to prove to me they belong by actually beating teams with winning records and winning on the road. They are like the rich kid that won’t fight you on the playground. They piss me off. And when they are all feeling themselves and the hype and the MVP of all of it…we get a box of shit. 

Another game against a good offense and Parsons is a complete no show. But hey, he will get some sacks and dance around against Washington and the NY teams. Yay 

Typical Dallas team. Win a big game, get fucking wrecked by James Cook.

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Another game against a good offense and Parsons is a complete no show. But hey, he will get some sacks and dance around against Washington and the NY teams. Yay 

Yea, but he did tweek his knee early

And Josh Allen is an idiot.  He will lose his career over the shit he does at some point.  It's admirable but stupid.  

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

They buy into their own hype every year. I mostly do to a point. They have to prove to me they belong by actually beating teams with winning records and winning on the road. They are like the rich kid that won’t fight you on the playground. They piss me off. And when they are all feeling themselves and the hype and the MVP of all of it…we get a box of shit. 

I have been laughing at the MVP talk all season.  He isn't one.

Thought the defense might have turned the corner.  They didn't.

If you can't move the ball and you can't stop them, recipe for disaster.

We have a team that is built to win the division in the hopes we won’t have to travel and play in other stadiums. We are not built to beat teams like the Chiefs or the Ravens or I guess the Bills head to head at their house. We puss out. 

Whelp. Getting prepared for 28-3. I think they should just go for two at this point. To practice two point conversions 

anybody with a brain knew that catching Philly didn't mean shit.  we weren't running the table.  Detroit and Miami will probably both beat Dallas.

Cook looks like Thurman Thomas against the Cowboys today.
Gotdam dudes.  Show a fucking pulse.
The Bills likely would have not sat on their timeouts...

Thurman Thomas? I recall Thurman sucking terrible in all four Super Bowls, particularly the two with us. So bad in 93 that after his second fumble he took himself out of the game with “cramps”.

Our d is tackling like they are playing against a make a wish kid.

This is the exact same team that got punched in the mouth by SF when they were healthy. Players look cold and uncomfortable and done. This is a finesse team for the most part. 
 

Phew held them to FG! 

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

anybody with a brain knew that catching Philly didn't mean shit.  we weren't running the table.  Detroit and Miami will probably both beat Dallas.

sure but we thought we'd beat a meh Bills team.

that looked a lot like Texas closing it out at Bama.

This was essentially the season.  Our only hope was to get all the playoff games at home, to do that we had to win out.  So by losing today means the season is over, we can all let go of whatever shred of hope for happiness there was.  See ya next year

If we could just get a first down…sigh… at least the defense held there. Not saying much but it could be 28-3

Burkhart and Olsen suck as much as the refs.

Olsen has a two foot buffalo cock down his throat.
4 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


Thurman Thomas? I recall Thurman sucking terrible in all four Super Bowls, particularly the two with us. So bad in 93 that after his second fumble he took himself out of the game with “cramps”.

Our d is tackling like they are playing against a make a wish kid.

Dude is in the HoF, and retired as the 9th leading rusher in NFL history, no?  or might you prefer the murderer, OJ?

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Just now, slorch said:

Dude is in the HoF, and retired as the 9th leading rusher in NFL history, no?  or might you prefer the classless OJ?

Has Thomas found his helmet, yet?

Oh they have a connection to Presidents, they had one get murdered there just like Dallas.

They should have a folding table museum. It might be more interesting. We look so so done. Afraid of the cold. Afraid of grass. Afraid of leaving Jerruh World. We have a few guys trying and I just hope they don’t get hurt. Our dudes are scared of their dudes. 

Color me shocked that a McCarthy coached team doesn't have a killer instinct. 

Yikes. So I guess with that sack Dak’s stars will remain 10/17 for 59 yds at least until the 4th quarter.

Just now, Deej said:

Color me shocked that a McCarthy coached team doesn't have a killer instinct. 

Too bad they aren't playing at Ci-Ci's

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