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Hitchcock QB Jones is running circles around DJ Sanders right now. 

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1 hour ago, Dilligas said:

Alamo Heights on the CW here in SA and Terry is so obviously a man among boys, 13 rushes for 139 and 1 TD in 1st half. For some reason he reminds me of Edwin Simmons

He is their entire offense....


No shocker Helobious is a dipshit

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He is their entire offense....


No shocker Helobious is a dipshit

I can definitely see the attraction for football coaches to love this guy, seems like a dude.

Note: I am not a college football expert but read Surly regularly 

We disagree on Helobius, I enjoy him as much as I do Futureman

10 hours ago, Dilligas said:

For some reason he reminds me of Edwin Simmons

Is he running naked through a back yard?

Odessa HS has become one of my favorite teams in the state. Continuing with their “fuck defense” mantra from last year, doing it with a roster full of homies too

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12 hours ago, Dilligas said:

We disagree on Helobius, I enjoy him as much as I do Futureman

You probably wear HeyDudes too.

I don’t have the best feeling about how tonight’s game with Wimberley will go for the Badgers. Wimberley I think comes in the hungrier team after a close loss to one of the best teams in the state in LBJ. I think @Beau Vine’s guy Stoever should have a pretty big game as the interior of the Badger’s defense has had issues as well as contain problems on the edge because of a lack of speed. Jerome has ran the ball really well this year without Walker behind him, but his accuracy in getting the ball into the hands of Johnson and Roberts leaves a bit to be desired. He does the best he can though and that’s all you can ask I think.

 

I think Wimberley wins tonight on Homecoming for the Badgers. My brother is taking his 5 year old and two year old out there. I will be shocked if he makes it to halftime with them or that he sees any of the game. Good that he is taking them though.  Lampasas has the most talented individual player in Ty Johnson, but that doesn’t mean a great deal if the ball is not consistently in his hands. I think Wimberley gives safety help all night to keep him from going over the top. He is coming off of catching three TD’s last week and another rushing against Chaparral. He’s still primed for a big season, but tonight is going to be some tough sledding against the Texans. Wimberley should go over 40 again this year.

Your recapture dollars at work. Temple killing Austin High but their stadium has big Jumbotron with replay and LED lights. After TD they do the whole “light wave” deal. 
Jeez. 

Lampasas up 28-14 at the half. Ty Johnson has a touchdown receiving and then for some inexplicable reason Wimberley kicks to him after getting to within 21-14. He took it 90 yards and ran all the way across the field to do it. Looked almost exactly like the 87 yard receiving TD he had last year against the Texans. Badgers have the ball to start the 2nd half.

Longview up 10-7 over Ruston start of the 3rd. Lobo QB has thrown 2 ints in or close to the red zone. 

20 minutes ago, BERT said:

Longview up 10-7 over Ruston start of the 3rd. Lobo QB has thrown 2 ints in or close to the red zone. 

Worst Lobo team since 2012, and that team might murder this one. This is unacceptable messy football 

18 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Worst Lobo team since 2012, and that team might murder this one. This is unacceptable messy football 

Very very true. Flags everywhere killing almost every big play. 
 

that RB from Forney is going to run all over this defense 

Make that 21-10 with 2:41 left. That should pretty much do it for this game

Lampasas wins 35-27. Wimberley fumbles at the Lampasas 10 and then Johnson makes an 18 yard catch on 3rd and 9 to ice the win. I was hesitant to say that Lampasas was going to be able to get the ball in his hands enough, but they did. I am sure BeauVine will be by shortly to eat some crow, or not.

The QB for the Badgers, Reed Jerome, was the best player on the field tonight. Was accurate and ran right past a tired Texans front time after time. The Badgers line play was stellar all night. 

Texas High travels to Fayetteville to take on defending 7A champs, currently ranked #2 in Arkansas.
Final:
THS 55
Fayetteville 54
THS lets them score with about 2 minutes left to take a 54-47 lead. THS scores with about 1:20 left and gets a 2pt conversion

15 minutes ago, TexPx said:

Texas High travels to Fayetteville to take on defending 7A champs, currently ranked #2 in Arkansas.
Final:
THS 55
Fayetteville 54
THS lets them score with about 2 minutes left to take a 54-47 lead. THS scores with about 1:20 left and gets a 2pt conversion

Texas High apparently trailed 28-7 in the 2nd quarter.

Harlingen beats Laredo United South 6-5. In a football game.

On 9/19/2024 at 9:43 PM, cmontexas said:

North Crowley is unbelievable. 70-17 over #16 Rockwall

Dayum

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Harlingen beats Laredo United South 6-5. In a football game.

Sounds like the other football score.

7 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sounds like the other football score.

Was gonna say this, but baseball

Texas High apparently trailed 28-7 in the 2nd quarter.

Yup and 35-19 at halftime.
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Fayetteville HC is former Allen QB Casey Dick and their QB’s father is former Missouri/current UNLV head coach Barry Odom.

I know my posts are random and nobody cares about the trials and tribulations of Garland High.  That being said, I just need to vent a sec.

Last night, Garland had the ball at midfield, a 3 point lead, 3rd and 5, 48 seconds on the clock.  South Garland did not have a timeout left.  If you do absolutely nothing - i.e. kneel, the worst case scenario is that South gets the ball with about 3 seconds at midfield.  Simple, yes?  Not for the wonderfucks in charge of my team.  They try a fucking trick play and fumble.  South ends up getting a FG chance (~35) on the last play of the game.  The ball hits the crossbar and bounces over.  Wouldn't have mattered because these dumbshits made an illegal substitution on the FG attempt.  

Garland wins in OT, with several on the team running to the opposite sideline to yell and talk shit.  Just disgusting.  South has won like 3 games in the last 7 years, and routinely loses games like 56-0.

24 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I know my posts are random and nobody cares about the trials and tribulations of Garland High.  That being said, I just need to vent a sec.

Last night, Garland had the ball at midfield, a 3 point lead, 3rd and 5, 48 seconds on the clock.  South Garland did not have a timeout left.  If you do absolutely nothing - i.e. kneel, the worst case scenario is that South gets the ball with about 3 seconds at midfield.  Simple, yes?  Not for the wonderfucks in charge of my team.  They try a fucking trick play and fumble.  South ends up getting a FG chance (~35) on the last play of the game.  The ball hits the crossbar and bounces over.  Wouldn't have mattered because these dumbshits made an illegal substitution on the FG attempt.  

Garland wins in OT, with several on the team running to the opposite sideline to yell and talk shit.  Just disgusting.  South has won like 3 games in the last 7 years, and routinely loses games like 56-0.

My best friend went to Garland in the early 90’s. The stories he has of that place from back then. 

cherry creek colorado came to HP last night and won.

shout out to gunnar helm

36 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

My best friend went to Garland in the early 90’s. The stories he has of that place from back then. 

I probably know him then.  Class of '91.

My best friend went to Garland in the early 90’s. The stories he has of that place from back then. 
Garland won state in 1999. No idea what they have did since then.
11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
48 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:
My best friend went to Garland in the early 90’s. The stories he has of that place from back then. 

Garland won state in 1999. No idea what they have did since then.

Made the state semis in 2006. Only team to give Cedar Hill a close game that postseason.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

cherry creek colorado came to HP last night and won.

shout out to gunnar helm

I have a friend from up there who used to play against them when he was in school. They’re the big boys from what I remember for the Denver and Front Range area. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Garland won state in 1999. No idea what they have did since then.

HP was the only team that beat them that year.  Donte Hart was good. 

HP was the only team that beat them that year.  Donte Hart was good. 
Forgot about that name. He was definitely good.
22 hours ago, Helobious said:

Harlingen beats Laredo United South 6-5. In a football game.

 

13 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sounds like the other football score.

 

6 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Was gonna say this, but baseball

That’s a rock fight…

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16 hours ago, futureman said:

cherry creek colorado came to HP last night and won.

shout out to gunnar helm

 

14 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I have a friend from up there who used to play against them when he was in school. They’re the big boys from what I remember for the Denver and Front Range area. 

Does Darnell McDonald have a son?

2023 Helo Homie Ryan Estrada of El Paso El Dorado has 53 carries for 936 yards & 10 TDs so far this year. Has the Aztecs off to a 4-0 start. 

I thought I would give @Beau Vine the weekend to admit he may have been a little off the mark saying Wimberley would “beat the **** out of Lampasas again.” Stoever had another really good game, but had two turnovers that turned out to be crucial. If he had Ty Johnson to throw the pill to this game might have turned out differently. Johnson’s 91 yard kickoff return was the first highlight. It’s be fun to have that size and that track speed for a day. Should be interesting to see how long it takes for Texas to send him an offer for 2027.

 
#6 Wimberley vs Lampasas

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Posted by Bally Sports Southwest on Friday, September 20, 2024

 

47 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Is centex having a down year

Austin LBJ has a couple of seriously impressive wins over Wimberley and FW Parish Episcopal already. Austin Bowie looks really good and Westlake is a guarantee for the state title game at worst. So no. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Westlake is a guarantee for the state title game at worst.

shots fired

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

Austin LBJ has a couple of seriously impressive wins over Wimberley and FW Parish Episcopal already. Austin Bowie looks really good and Westlake is a guarantee for the state title game at worst. So no. 

There is good football there. Lampasas should make it to the Stephenville game undefeated. I will stand by the Badgers making it out of Region 1. Wimberley, despite giving up 35 points and 300 plus rushing yards last week to Lampasas, which marked the most points they have allowed in the regular season since Lampasas put 58 up against them in 2020( @Beau Vine deserves one last reminder for running his mouth), still should be the favorite to win their region. Plenty of quality football I think in the area. DFW has the most depth overall in terms of quality teams. 

17 hours ago, Helobious said:

Austin LBJ has a couple of seriously impressive wins over Wimberley and FW Parish Episcopal already. Austin Bowie looks really good and Westlake is a guarantee for the state title game at worst. So no. 

Westlake will not make it to the state title game this year. Our RB's are not top level, and our cornerbacks are small, and can be had by tall, strong receivers who can catch or block. Atascocita came into our house and put a whopping on us, our first home loss since 2018. With some luck we can get to the state quarter-final, but we are definitely vulnerable this year.

Round Rock is massive this year and they cheat like blowu (Oline and DBs hold on every play), Pflugerville Weiss has D1 guys all over, LT, Vandy, Dripping…

Dripping is down. Offense is good, but defense can't stop anything. They'll still finish 3rd in district behind WL and LT, but don't think they'll make it back to the regional final.

Will be interesting to see what happens with Bowie vs. LT this week. Bowie is 4-0; if they can play LT tough, they could also beat Drip this year.

I think Houston will beat the Austin schools this year

15 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I think Houston will beat the Austin schools this year

There are some insanely talented schools in Houston right now. I think Atascocita might be able to beat out North Shore.

AHS 16-0 vs Del Valle at half. 
Didn’t update score last week vs Temple but Temple absolutely shit pumped AHS. 

It is homecoming for AHS tonight so hopefully they keep pressure on DV to win. 

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