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#601

What's funnier? That Jordan is again in the shit or this woman gets pissed her bf/husband tries to move our from Jordan's line?

She: "He won't hit me if I stand right in front of the tree because he will not hit the tree!"

He: "Bitch, how do you think he got over here in the first place?"

 

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#602
20 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god. 

 

A 271-yard 2-iron from Ludvig Åberg to set up eagle.Sheesh.

I don't care that he went to Tech. His parents could have gone to A&M and OU as well. I fucking love Ludvig. 

Great kid. Keeps things very simple with swing and shot making process. I'm buying all the stock in him. 

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#604

Those guys just love leaving the door open for Scottie. 

He’s just walking up to, and past, the rest of them while they wave and smile, all content to be allowed to exist in Scotties world.

Tomorrow looks to be fun. 

#605
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Those guys just love leaving the door open for Scottie. 

He’s just walking up to, and past, the rest of them while they wave and smile, all content to be allowed to exist in Scotties world.

Tomorrow looks to be fun. 

He's on one hell of a heater right now. 

#608
Scottie Scheffler is a cheat code 🎮⛳️
👽 Scottie Scheffler is not human @SchefflerFans

 

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#609
3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:
Scottie Scheffler is a cheat code 🎮⛳️

damn - I can't make that many 2's and 3's in a round of putt putt

#610
32 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

damn - I can't make that many 2's and 3's in a round of putt putt


That’s how you breeze by folks. Keep your cool, relax, and don’t let the squares show up. 
 

 

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#613
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Should be a fantastic Sunday with a stacked leaderboard and a course with tons of scoring opportunities. 

Did Meredith go into labor? 
Because that is the only thing that is stopping Scottie from picking up another winners check.

#616
16 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

That asshole Clark is working on a 50 to steal it. 


 

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Jesus. They’re just rolling over and handing it to Scottie at this point. 

#617
15 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


 

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Jesus. They’re just rolling over and handing it to Scottie at this point. 

Yeah can't believe no one else is 18 or 19 under through 63 holes. What a bunch of bums.

#618

It appears that Nelly Korda is going to win her 5th tournament in a row on the LPGA. And we think Scottie is dominating.

#619
17 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It appears that Nelly Korda is going to win her 5th tournament in a row on the LPGA. And we think Scottie is dominating.

Scottie has gone Arnold Palmer (win), Players (win), Houston open (T2), Masters (win) and is about to win a designated event. That's 4 wins in 5 starts including the most prestigious, 5th most prestigious, and two other top 12-15 tournaments of the year.

That's considerably more impressive than 5 straight non-major LPGA wins - two of which she won in a playoff and one of which was match play.  

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#620
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Scottie has gone Arnold Palmer (win), Players (win), Houston open (T2), Masters (win) and is about to win a designated event. That's like 4 wins in 5 starts including the most prestigious, 5th most prestigious, and two other top 12-15 tournaments of the year.

That's considerably more impressive than 5 straight non-major LPGA wins - two of which she won in a playoff and one of which was match play.  

She’s playing in a major right now. 
 

Either the tour weather department knows something we don’t, or they’re about to smacked and won’t be finishing if there’s ⚡️.This isn’t a pop-up, it was in their forecast.Not a big leap to think that poor ratings so far this year influenced the decision to not move up times.

 

#621
35 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


 

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Jesus. They’re just rolling over and handing it to Scottie at this point. 

I can fuck with a jinx. 

#622
1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

She’s playing in a major right now. 
 

Either the tour weather department knows something we don’t, or they’re about to smacked and won’t be finishing if there’s ⚡️.This isn’t a pop-up, it was in their forecast.Not a big leap to think that poor ratings so far this year influenced the decision to not move up times.

 

Well there you go. Hell of a run. 

I'd still take Scottie's last 5, though. 

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#625
6 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Did Meredith go into labor? 
Because that is the only thing that is stopping Scottie from picking up another winners check.

I was wrong, apparently the weather can also stop him from picking up a winners check (hoping just delays it, but if that baby conspires with mother nature)

#626
3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It appears that Nelly Korda is going to win her 5th tournament in a row on the LPGA. And we think Scottie is dominating.

She wins and ties Nancy Lopez and Annika Sorenstam for the most consecutive victories on the LPGA with 5. 

#628

Everybody else is balking at things slowing down and being soft. Scottie just drops another to add to his margin.

Insane watching this overall. 

#629
On 4/19/2024 at 10:27 AM, crash_davis said:

What's funnier? That Jordan is again in the shit or this woman gets pissed her bf/husband tries to move our from Jordan's line?

She: "He won't hit me if I stand right in front of the tree because he will not hit the tree!"

He: "Bitch, how do you think he got over here in the first place?"

 

GD what a dumb bitch 😂

#630
Option 1: Get millions to go join LIV.Option 2: Scottie Scheffler grinds you into powder every week.

Just for fun…before the monsoon. He’s making incredible shots over and over again. On a whole other level from everyone else. Period. I don’t know what happens when he takes time off for fatherhood and how that all will go but as of now there isn’t anyone playing on this level. 

#631

Damn. Hella save for Scottie on 15 there. I think he/Tom were right. Had to be mud or shit on the ball. The mechanic analysis of his shot was just fine. That's golf.

 

Kinda wild that Cantlay is going to finish and play through the group ahead. Guess he's tired of being in SC and ready to head home. Can't really blame him.

#634
6 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Why do you play the second shot under that, and pick-up on the fringe? Kinda dumb.

Agreed but it's such a Cantlay move. 

 

#635

True enough. Absolutely agree with Scottie’s decision to finish 15. Even a 5-shot lead can go up in smoke when you have all night to think about your bad luck.

 

#636

Scottie wins the RBC but he's made bogey on 100% of his last one holes. Concerned about his future. 

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#637

Scottie wins again, it will be interesting to see how having that first kid affects his game. Ted Scott  is a much wealthier man after April.

Also, Miles Russell, the 15 year HS freshman playing in the Korn Ferry event makes the cut and finishes T20 (68, 66, 70, 66 for -14) & like Scottie he bogeyed the last hole. Now back to algebra, english lit, and cafeteria lunches.

#639

Glad he's a Horn but this is getting boring quickly!

Arnold Palmer InvitationalTHE PLAYERSThe MastersRBC HeritageA major, the TOUR's flagship event and two longtime invitationals held on four disparate venues that ask different questions. No one had won at all 4 in their career until Scottie just did so in a span of 44 days.

 

#640
8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Glad he's a Horn but this is getting boring quickly!

Arnold Palmer InvitationalTHE PLAYERSThe MastersRBC HeritageA major, the TOUR's flagship event and two longtime invitationals held on four disparate venues that ask different questions. No one had won at all 4 in their career until Scottie just did so in a span of 44 days.

 

Well he’s about to go on paternity leave which will give the rest of the tour a chance…

#641
27 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Well he’s about to go on paternity leave which will give the rest of the tour a chance…

Undefeated.

#642
2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Scottie wins again, it will be interesting to see how having that first kid affects his game. Ted Scott  is a much wealthier man after April.

Also, Miles Russell, the 15 year HS freshman playing in the Korn Ferry event makes the cut and finishes T20 (68, 66, 70, 66 for -14) & like Scottie he bogeyed the last hole. Now back to algebra, english lit, and cafeteria lunches.

Is it accurate that most of Scottie's wins have been during the Spring???

(Thought media posted something about him not winning much between June and December)

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#644
44 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So far Scottie's only won tournaments between February-April. 

So you are saying don't bet on him to win the PGA in May, I might just risk it anyway

#645
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To put his supremacy into context, the world ranking points gap between Scheffler (629.6) and his closest chaser Rory McIlroy (344.4) is wider than that of the Northern Irishman to world No.784 Woods (4.64), who has made just five competitive appearances since the start of 2023.

I guess this cushion should hold if Scottie wants to take a few weeks off for the delivery. 

#649
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I guess this cushion should hold if Scottie wants to take a few weeks off for the delivery. 

That isn't accurate anymore. Scottie is at 690 to Rory's 338.

#650
6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Glad he's a Horn but this is getting boring quickly!

Arnold Palmer InvitationalTHE PLAYERSThe MastersRBC HeritageA major, the TOUR's flagship event and two longtime invitationals held on four disparate venues that ask different questions. No one had won at all 4 in their career until Scottie just did so in a span of 44 days.

 

apparently Woods only played the Heritage once. in 1999, and hit this shot.

 

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