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5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Why is cheating at golf so much more frowned upon than cheating in other sports-where we frequently give players a pass?  


‘Cause they ain’t rubbin, and this ain’t racin. 

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19 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Why is cheating at golf so much more frowned upon than cheating in other sports-where we frequently give players a pass?  

Hi Patrick, 

Do you enjoy being the golf villain?

Scottie takes a week off and Xander is trying to make another elevated event boring.

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47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Scottie takes a week off and Xander is trying to make another elevated event boring.

The real question is Meredith going to hold out until after the PGA to drop that kiddo on the world, or is Scottie going to skip the Louisville major?
All that drama in Augusta, and now a month later Scottie Jr. still waiting to hatch

You know Scottie has never won a tournament after April? Obviously a matter of time but still surprising. 

On 5/10/2024 at 2:14 PM, 4th&Five said:

Scottie takes a week off and Xander is trying to make another elevated event boring.

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NBC's golf channel player on chrome is absolute dogshit.

Big eagle for Rory gets him into the lead.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Quail Hollow = Rory's bitch

PGA is back there next year. 

Schauffele should just go ahead and carry Rory's bag the rest of the way.

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2 things - 

a) did Rory send a message, or peak a week too early (shot his wad at Quail Hollow)?
b) Congrats to new dad Scottie - hoping he can make a run at the PGA and add true excitement into this season.

x) would love to see Jordan somehow put together a week, compete and get some excitement into the PGA Championship about his career slam

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Part of me thought he might be within striking distance after 2. Then the weekend didn’t go so well, and Sunday was not bueno.

Jordan’s biggest hurdle seems to be the head game, and keeping it together for 4 rounds.

I feel for him. He knows what he’s capable of, but something isn’t clicking. 

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

a) did Rory send a message, or peak a week too early (shot his wad at Quail Hollow)?

I mean he just dominates that course... that's his 4th win there. It was his first win on Tour at 20 y/o. Then set the to par record in 2015 which still stands and won by 7 strokes.

He also won the last PGA at Valhalla which was his last major win. He and Scottie should be the prohibitive favorites.

37 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Part of me thought he might be within striking distance after 2. Then the weekend didn’t go so well, and Sunday was not bueno.

Jordan’s biggest hurdle seems to be the head game, and keeping it together for 4 rounds.

I feel for him. He knows what he’s capable of, but something isn’t clicking. 

He doesn't hit the ball well enough 

20 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

He doesn't hit the ball well enough 

Which is a symptom of the bigger picture. 

Jordan went chasing distance and the rest of his game fell apart.  his best year was 2015.  5 wins, including the first two majors (plus T4 at the Open and second at the PGA).  he averaged 291.8 off the tee.

the next two seasons, he had 5 combined wins and was hitting drives a little over 295 yards.

then he wanted to get to 300 yards off the tee. which he has done, but his game has suffered.  it's not a coincidence.  fairways hit has gone down as he has gotten longer, which puts a strain on everything else.  and that exacerbates the headcase displays with Greller.

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https://www.statmuse.com/pga/ask/jordan-spieth-driving-distance-by-year

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I'm not sure why Jordan was chasing distance. You shouldn't chase distance. You should chase hitting the ball out of the middle of the clubhead. When you do that, the ball goes further. Jordan doesn't do that nearly enough. His swing is just.....not good to watch. Never has been. There's nothing about it where he's making it easy for himself to repeat it. He got away with it for a long time. He has to change to become a more consistent ball striker because that putter is done bailing him out.

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His wrist is also fucked up. Hard to concentrate on your swing when you don’t know if or when a tendon is going to pop out. 

dude has won his last two starts.  is going to the course where he won his last major.  he's firing on all cylinders. now TMZ reports this.

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On 4/28/2024 at 7:45 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Now Rory is partying in the tent and singing Journey?  Something is going on.

 

On 5/7/2024 at 11:03 AM, crash_davis said:

Tiger probably was at his best when he was with reckless abandon fucking prostitutes and porn stars.

 

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

dude has won his last two starts.  is going to the course where he won his last major.  he's firing on all cylinders.  now TMZ reports this.

Maybe whores give Rory his superpowers too?

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32 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

dude has won his last two starts.  is going to the course where he won his last major.  he's firing on all cylinders. now TMZ reports this.

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I doubt it came with any surprise. Maybe that’s why he’s been super focused the last couple of weeks.

Guess we’ll know by the weekend.

 

ETA: hope he has a prenup. 

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ou sux

4 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Maybe get a divorce from your best buddy I mean your caddie. 

Oh no he didn't!

 

Seriously though lol

On 5/12/2024 at 4:14 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Quail Hollow = Rory's bitch

Erica Stoll = Rory's bitch

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I predict this means Rory is going to join LIV; but he needed to cut those ties because he isn't giving away half of $750 million (or whatever ridiculous number he could get). Hell he can play in all the majors anyway (except the Green Jacket that is missing from his wardrobe)

Rahm thought he was the tipping point.

Rory would be the tipping point if he goes LIV right now after all that has happened recently.

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Tee Times are posted - looks like Michael Block is first off the tee; and of interest:

7:53 - 10 - Aberg, Xander, JT
8:04 - 10 - Tiger, Adam Scott, Keegan
8:15 - 10 - Cam, Hideki, Viktor
8:37 - 10 - Brooks, Max, Jordan
1:51 - 1 - Morikawa, Phil, Matt Fitz
2:02 - 1 - RIckie, Rahm, Cam Young 
2:13 - 1 - Wyndham, Harman, Scottie

We're gonna get Tiger-lite Scottie vs. Divorced Dad Rory for the rest of the season.

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5 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

hope he has a prenup. 

I bet she gets a fat payday either way. 

Maybe he banged Amanda Balionis. Would explain both getting divorced. 

Rory banging Amanda would make sense. 

22 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

2:02 - 1 - RIckie, Rahm, Cam Young 

This may get interesting because supposedly Ricky is one of the guys who gave Rahm a cold shoulder at the Masters.

On 5/14/2024 at 2:19 PM, Grimas said:

Erica Stoll = Rory's bitch

 

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Whoever decided to post this pic certainly wanted to help Rory out... 😋

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Michael Block hacking up the 2nd hole - left his approach short and then did a crisscross pattern trying to find the green/hole

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looks like there will be no block party at Valhalla this year

Any streaming of this today.

Want to watch at the office.

DJ +3 through 6.  Has he practiced once since that LIV wire hit his account?

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