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3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I was just thinking about this: I don't know anybody who is a serious cyclist who hasn't broken his collarbone at some point or another. It's the weak link when you fall and extend your arms

Yep, most people I know who have spent a significant amount of time riding or racing bicycles has been through broken clavicle experience. I broke my right collarbone twice racing BMX as a teenager, then my left one racing a TMBRA mtb race in my 30s. They were all very painful, but took longer to heal when I was older. On the that last time I had even leaned how to fall correctly when crashing, didn’t extend my arms, and still landed just wrong enough to snap it from my sternum. Those kept me from meaningful riding and training for at lest a month or 6 weeks. I couldn’t Tyler Hamilton my way through it. 

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    Love this photo.  

  • Aight, we had some good uptick this past year, probably because of Sepp, but I though maybe do an annual cycling thread again could be fun. And we can get ready for the big one, Pog is doing the Giro

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    Not so fast, my friends!      

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Team EF going with retro kits for Flanders. I don’t usually like gimmicky stuff like random retro looks, but I don’t hate this. 

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30 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

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Team EF going with retro kits for Flanders. I don’t usually like gimmicky stuff like random retro looks, but I don’t hate this. 

Yeah most of their stuff is eye bleach material but this kit is my wheelhouse

van der Poel has got to be the favorite. I'd have said it was a three race between him and Pedersen and Wout, but Wout's out and I'm not sure about Pedersen after the wreck. 

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Spectator got knocked the fuck out

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Matty not messing around

10 minutes ago, G650 said:

Matty not messing around

Cool to see him staying alert and in position to not get caught out by little moves that can turn out to be real selections. 

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Of course he will probably win now but MvDP seems a bit off

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Front group is pretty stout

8 minutes ago, G650 said:

Of course he will probably win now but MvDP seems a bit off

Yeah, this is odd. Can’t tell if he’s playing a long game and being casual or if there’s something off. 

11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm not sure about Pedersen after the wreck. 

Looking good enough so far…

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8 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Looking good enough so far…

He woke up and chose violence

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Looking a lot more comfortable for MvDP now. Visma looking iffy

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 Cancellara handing out bidons lol

I mean like the eurosport guys said maybe teams want pedersen to ride outfront and burn some matches

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And here we go

It was bound to happen at some point, but when he goes, it’s still something to see. Good for Matteo to stay in sight and relevant. 

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Yep, this one over barring a crash

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These assholes booing are clowns

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

These assholes booing are clowns

Yeah, that was lame. Even the commentators mentioned the enthusiastic cheers from a Belgian crowd for a Dutch rider. You have to applaud greatness. 

Yea I mean like the eurosport guys highlight he is just so symmetrical and fluid on the bike.  

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Fuuuck.  I can't believe they let Roglic ride. He got knocked the fuck out.

2 hours ago, G650 said:

Fuuuck.  I can't believe they let Roglic ride. He got knocked the fuck out.

Wow.  That’s pretty dodgy. Dude looked rocked after that. Surely they’ll examine him more closely for concussion related injury. 

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What in the actual fuck is up this spring

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I don't think I've ever seen all the favorites go out in one crash like that. Jonas, Roglic, Remco all done. Even Rigo was in it

19 minutes ago, G650 said:

I don't think I've ever seen all the favorites go out in one crash like that. Jonas, Roglic, Remco all done. Even Rigo was in it

Yeah, when they neutralize the race that far out, you know it’s a bad one. Just crazy. 

It’s a fair criticism, but cycling has done pretty well on the last few years of installing safety measures on high consequence turns at altitude and descents, especially in the grand tours. It’s a shame that some descents in this race were identified and the concrete culvert on the outboard side of a curve on a known probable high speed decent wasn’t covered by a mat or even cheap mattress. Still, you can’t nerf the whole world. 

That effectively kills any chance of a TdF threepeat.  Strange year so far.

 

59 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

That effectively kills any chance of a TdF threepeat.  Strange year so far.

 

True, just a brutal year. Just like Wout, collarbone and some ribs. He could possibly be recovered in time for TdF, but not likely in his usual Tour form. Sucks for Pogacar, too. That dude loves to race and compete. I’m sure he’d be thrilled to get a his third Tour victory no matter what, but beating a diminished Jonas might not be as satisfying. That’s racing, though. 

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Roglic thankfully no fractures. Remco collarbone and scapula. Jay Vine fractured 3 vertebrae.

1 hour ago, G650 said:

Roglic thankfully no fractures. Remco collarbone and scapula. Jay Vine fractured 3 vertebrae.

Fucking carnage. 

Horrific. Can’t imagine being sent into a concrete culvert at those speeds. 
 

F this spring. 

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11 hours ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Fucking carnage. 

Sounds like Jonas has collapsed lung as well. Jesus.

 

This split second may has just cleared the deck for Pog to pull off the Giro Tour double

56 minutes ago, G650 said:

Sounds like Jonas has collapsed lung as well. Jesus.

 

This split second may has just cleared the deck for Pog to pull off the Giro Tour double

Jesus. It just keeps getting worse. I’ll still watch, of course, but was really hoping to see some great battles with a healthy and revitalized Roglic, along with Remco, Pogi, and Jonas at full strength. 

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30 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Does Sepp become the GC leader for Visma?  

He has too for the time being, along with Matty J.

 

Jorgensen out of PR this weekend btw, not sure why. It seems like illness.

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

He has too for the time being, along with Matty J.

 

Jorgensen out of PR this weekend btw, not sure why. It seems like illness.

I saw Matty was a PR scratch with only a reference to him not being 100% fit.  I wonder if Visma are just being extra cautious?  I wouldn't blame them, under the circumstances.  

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Now Landa! Holy fuck

I'm a little glad that I can no longer ride.

 

Not really, but this is getting ridiculous.  

Someone better put Pog in bubble wrap.

20 hours ago, idigTexas said:

Someone better put Pog in bubble wrap.

At least he’s doing LBL instead of Roubaix and doesn’t have to worry about the condition of the pavè, especially Arenberg, which they are saying is in even more shit condition than usual. Let’s hope he stays upright and whole going into those next two big races on his program. 

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