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14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

He has a history of abusing pregnant women and children. I hope he keeps his fucking hands to himself.

What was he thinking on that first girl? Woof

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5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

What was he thinking on that first girl? Woof

The worst are the two in red (maybe the same woman). Tranny vibes. 

Who gives a shit? Vic probably has a dozen illegitimate kids in the RGV.

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Who gives a shit? Vic probably has a dozen illegitimate kids in the RGV.

I doubt he got deeper than those sweathogs chafed thighs.  John C. Holmes himself would have a difficult time penetrating those layers of blubber

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*good start kid but you've got a long way to go*

lol these idiots never learn..

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the Mother(30 years old!)is unemployed, has no income, is in debt, is on Medicaid, and has no means of support.'

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She was also receiving $2,500 each month from Hill, according to Broward County court filings, but said that caring for their little girl was costing her closer to $10,000.

 

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I'm so, so proud of my son.  He's my hero.  He's a brave motherfucker, and a better man that I'll ever be.

After he was born, I got snipped.   My vasectomy remains the best gift that I ever gave myself. 

cant believe its linked to the guy who got booted off his college team for beating up his then-pregnant girlfriend.

more single children in the world with fucked up parentage... what could go wrong?

I read the thread title as "Tyreek Hill Hit His 3rd Kid This Year" and wasn't in the least bit shocked. 

6 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

Those kids are fucked. 

Yo daddy loved the deep route, son...

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One man’s heroic struggle to reverse our country’s declining birth rate. God speed, Tyreek. 

6 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Still a ways to go catch up with the Antonio Cromartie

 

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm so, so proud of my son.  He's my hero.  He's a brave motherfucker, and a better man that I'll ever be.

After he was born, I got snipped.   My vasectomy remains the best gift that I ever gave myself. 

Tony Cromo had 3 kids post vasectomy.  

Tyreek walking in to the club

 

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Sooner or later someone will figure out what causes that. 

Are we sure he didn't go to Oklahoma?

7 hours ago, pacman said:

but said that caring for their little girl was costing her closer to $10,000.

I'd love to see these receipts.

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If you don't hate something the way rich athletes hate rubbers, are you really living?

7 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Still a ways to go catch up with the Antonio Cromartie

I think the point was that he has had 3 this calendar year. Don’t know that Cro ever managed that. 

I can't imagine the communication management taking place with multiple baby mamas.  

And F him.  He's a piece of dirt that has done plenty of terrible things people overlook.  

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3 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

I can't imagine the communication management taking place with multiple baby mamas.  

And F him.  He's a piece of dirt that has done plenty of terrible things people overlook.  

He really is a fucking scum bag, and the fact that no one cares about the legitimately awful things he's done because he's good at sports, but guys who were merely average got blackballed due to their politics is a gigantic indictment of our society.

Poor guy.  His dyslexia got him.  He was supposed to get the deep ball.  He read it as go balls deep

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think the point was that he has had 3 this calendar year. Don’t know that Cro ever managed that. 

Come on man- Keris, Junior, and "daughter" were all 3 and Tyler turning 3 in December 

 

 

 

Meanwhile Hard Knocks has chosen to make him look like a lovable guy and great teammate week after week. 

If we had known that nobody would care about his shit character and would be an NFL MVP candidate, maybe we shouldn’t have booted him [/sarcasm]. Seriously, nobody seems to give a shit.  I never hear it brought up that literally days after being a Bedlam hero he choked his pregnant girlfriend and was booted. Do you know how hard it is to be kicked off a team days after one of the most iconic plays in your fanbases’ history? Fucking horrible person.

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9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The worst are the two in red (maybe the same woman). Tranny vibes. 

Yep. Some of those ladies need the Mic Dundee penis check. 

Finally found a game he is slow in..the pullout game.

He married the best looking one of the bunch. She kinda reminds me of Draya.

25 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Come on man- Keris, Junior, and "daughter" were all 3 and Tyler turning 3 in December 

 

 

 

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should never discount the goat 

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Finally found a game he is slow in..the pullout game.

He married the best looking one of the bunch. She kinda reminds me of Draya.

She’s Kenny Vacarro’s sister. 

She’s Kenny Vacarro’s sister. 
Yeah. I saw her last week make a fool out of her brother Kevin.

Shit, I'd be getting her ass pregnant every year.
14 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Yep. Some of those ladies need the Mic Dundee penis check. 

I would think having givin birth to a person would indicate something.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I would think having givin birth to a person would indicate something.

checking for the penis BEFORE trying to get her pregnant is the best practice 

 

 

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

I'd love to see these receipts.

Gucci gucci. Louis Louis. Fendi, fendi, Prada.

19 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Yep. Some of those ladies need the Mic Dundee penis check. 

It’s Florida, pretty sure every public restroom is manned by a pecker checker.

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It’s Florida, pretty sure every public restroom is manned by a pecker checker.

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Bonus in that I used to see Jimmie Vaughan at this one Mexican food place when I lived in Austin. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Nick Cannon is chuckling.

Five kids in 2022 by five different mothers.

 

You almost have to respect the reboot time.  Wife is at home with a newborn infant, you get some postpartum sex when her ass and titties be all thicc.  Then run out to pay for professional pussy across town and tell the second bitch to best be on the pill.  

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