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almost as dumb as our liquor laws...

I think Ohio is trying to curry favor with our fearless Cheeto

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2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Isn't the vice cheetoh from there?

Negative, Pence is from neighboring and even more repressive Indiana.

Jim Jordan is from Ohio though.

Of course they arrested her. She should only be touched in a sexual fashion.

Sure glad the police force wherever this occurred had no better criminal to try to arrest or no bigger crime to go after. 

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She was obviously arrested for separating parents from their children and putting them in cages.

DIdn't they thell them there's no sex in the champagne room?

According to the Daily Mail she was the one doing the groping, not the other way around as her limelight obsessed lawyer would have you believe.

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Daniels has been charged with three counts of touching a patron inside a sexually-oriented business

I long for her and her lawyer's 15 minutes to end.

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1 minute ago, 77horn said:

she was the one doing the groping,

The horror

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Ohio law dictates that an employee who regularly appears nude or seminude on the premises of a sexually oriented business is not allowed to touch anyone who’s not a family member while nude or seminude at that business.

That's an interesting caveat. 

Apparently she felt up an undercover female officer and stuck her tits in her face. Nice.

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2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Apparently she felt up an undercover female officer and stuck her tits in her face. Nice.

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Nice. 

Pics of officer or GTFO

Of course it was in Ohio.

The same state that has prosecuted Larry Flynt on obscenity charges multiple times.

So a sting operation to bring down Stormy Daniels by catching her participating in some woman on woman action in a strip club? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So a sting operation to bring down Stormy Daniels by catching her participating in some woman on woman action in a strip club?

Its a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

Her doctor is the one who should be indicted for those misshapen titties.

Pretty decent mug shot

 

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Also, I don't believe the Founders intended laws like that to be enforced in cases of F on F contact. Should be an exception just like the family member one.

Yeah, but they left out the good part.

1 hour ago, Tuco said:
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Ohio law dictates that an employee who regularly appears nude or seminude on the premises of a sexually oriented business is not allowed to touch anyone who’s not a family member while nude or seminude at that business.

That's an interesting caveat. 

Man, that's pretty shocking!
 

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I don't think this has anything to do with Ohio specifically. It's a political hit job. 

 

13 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Ohio seems like it sucks.

Ohio: Man fondling boys? Cool

2 Ladies touching? Jail

People actually pay money to see her on stage? Gross. 

Just now, Chrispy said:

People actually pay money to see her on stage? Gross. 

Ohio's planning on getting the internet by 2020.

6 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

People actually pay money to see her on stage? Gross. 

she's way past her prime by at least 10 years. No young hotties in OH??? She has the name and fame so that's the draw but still eeewww! 

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19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don't think this has anything to do with Ohio specifically. It's a political hit job. 

 

Or maybe, just maybe, this prostitute, who your side have decided to lionize because... she's a prostitute, broke the law and was held accountable.

I don't think I've been to a strip club in 25 years, it was never my thing, but is it really so difficult to understand why people will pay money to go watch a minor celebrity strip?

2 minutes ago, icecait said:

Or maybe, just maybe, this prostitute, who your side have decided to lionize because... she's a prostitute, broke the law and was held accountable.

Didn't your president cheat on his wife with that "prostitute" that you so smugly look down on?

1 hour ago, deech said:

Pics of officer or GTFO

East Ohio Cop Face. You don't want it inside your synapses.

27 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Of course it was in Ohio.

The same state that has prosecuted Larry Flynt on obscenity charges multiple times.

Actually, it was Hamilton County, Ohio (Cincinnati) that prosecuted Larry Flint. That court case is the subject of the film The People vs. Larry Flynt.

The headquarters for his Hustler empire were here in Columbus up until the mid-1980's, right across the street from the Ohio State House.  Flynt lived in a mansion in suburban Bexley near The Columbus School for Girls campus.

 

As far as this being a political hit job, that might be doubtful.  The mayor and 100% of city council are Democrats. The  Columbus Police Chief is a lesbian.

No, certainly not a political hit job. Because that kind of touching doesn't go on at pretty much every strip club across the country many times every day. JFC.

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Or maybe, just maybe, this prostitute, who your side have decided to lionize because... she's a prostitute, broke the law and was held accountable.
LOL!!!!!!!

FAMILY VALUES ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!

You go Church Lady!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

It might not have been politically motivated, but if an undercover cop on active duty placed herself close enough to the stage to get groped, then it was damn sure intentional.

24 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

People actually pay money to see her on stage? Gross. 

90% trumptards.  What you gonna do?  Those tits aren’t going to fix themselves.  

Meh..... it's an attention grab on both sides. She gets arrested, cops get their dept in the paper, Stormy gets 5 more minutes in the spotlight, local news gets click bait, Brazzers drops another $5k for Stormy to do a back door jail vid..... it's sad actually. 

People actually pay money to see her on stage? Gross. 
Kinda cool to check out the sluts our prez has rawdogged.

I'd pay a cover to checkout a nekkid Stormy, Melania, Shera, Hope, Ivanka, etc.
1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So a sting operation to bring down Stormy Daniels by catching her participating in some woman on woman action in a strip club? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Victimless crime doesn’t have a better depiction...

Not sure if that's a law here in Austin, but if so, I'm glad the APD turned a blind eye toward the Crazy Lady....touching was the only reason to go.

26 minutes ago, Clob94 said:

Meh..... it's an attention grab on both sides. She gets arrested, cops get their dept in the paper, Stormy gets 5 more minutes in the spotlight, local news gets click bait, Brazzers drops another $5k for Stormy to do a back door jail vid..... it's sad actually. 

"Both sides" argument. Yeah, she WANTED to get arrested, right? Good fucking grief. 

 

I went to Columbus last USA-Mexico game. The strip clubs suck dick. They had tape on the nipples and you couldn't touch shit. I'm used to fingering dirty bitches at XTC so I got kicked out

Would you guys shut the fuck up?  

 

I had the wife convinced the 2 foot rule was strictly enforced.

Just now, UncleCharlie said:

Would you guys shut the fuck up?  

 

I had the wife convinced the 2 foot rule was strictly enforced.

well, that's just stupid. 

i watched multiple strippers molest my wife a the rhino less than a week ago. the fact that this is an arresting offense in ohio is, well, frankly, offensive.

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"Both sides" argument. Yeah, she WANTED to get arrested, right? Good fucking grief. 

 

Most likely scenarios in my mind.

1) She's didn't know the touching rules for Ohio. 

2) She knew the rules and didn't care. 

 

If she violated the law, she will get her slap on the wrist and go to her next show.  This is a nonstory.

If strippers can't put their boobs in another woman's face in a strip club, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

2 minutes ago, udaydanceparty said:

Most likely scenarios in my mind.

1) She's didn't know the touching rules for Ohio. 

2) She knew the rules and didn't care. 

 

If she violated the law, she will get her slap on the wrist and go to her next show.  This is a nonstory.

Undercover law enforcement targeting a Trump political opponent is a story.  

And Trumpkins are claiming a literal moral victory. 

 

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