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15 hours ago, safe sex said:

Not suffering trolls, bigotry, or fascism on an Internet board with a reputation system? 

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You didn't like the Confederate statues? There's no pleasing some people.

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57 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

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Lmao at framing trolling, bigotry, and fascism as matters of opinion. 

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On 4/13/2024 at 9:19 AM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Lol at grown men acting like babies over internet reputation.  I neg trolls and shitty people because they honestly aren't worth the effort or my time.  I rarely neg outside of the Cloak Room unless it's Helo and his Yankees worship cause fuck the Yankees.  

You are an idiot.

Just seeing this. By contrast I don’t believe I’ve ever negged you once. It’s a wolves and the opinions of sheep type of situation.
Sorry my team has 27 championships. 

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Just seeing this. By contrast I don’t believe I’ve ever negged you once. It’s a wolves and the opinions of sheep type of situation.
Sorry my team has 27 championships. 

She is a cunt of the highest order. 

A who or a what the hell is a "Guest Lobo"  

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

A who or a what the hell is a "Guest Lobo"  

There’s only one man it could be. You guess it, Frank Stallone. 

Well played. Gotta give Frank credit though, at least he doesn't post other people's real names online despite being brain damaged.  

The story about him getting into boxing after the success of the first two "Rocky" movies told by Norm always cracks me up.  But it's kinda sad, too.  Not as sad as you running three handles on this site, but it couldn't have been easy for Frank being in Sylvester's shadow like that.  And then like 50 years later, their step-brother comes along.  I still say Frank deserves his own Oklahoma-based series on Paramount Minus.  

Anyway Imma, been meaning to ask you about your plans (if any) on doing something in conjunction with Texas-Exes who is kinda leading the way on the "SEC" night deal on 30 June?  I don't want to Aggie it all up, but them and Wheels are putting some shit together, lemme know your thoughts.  

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Just seeing this. By contrast I don’t believe I’ve ever negged you once. It’s a wolves and the opinions of sheep type of situation.
Sorry my team has 27 championships. 

And none since 2009. Again, I hate the Yankees and I've been to more Yankees games than you have.  Lol.

On 4/29/2024 at 9:31 PM, safe sex said:

Not suffering trolls, bigotry, or fascism on an Internet board with a reputation system? 

Also a cunt. Trauma “babe”. 

Rex, not the tough guy flex you think it is to develop a separate handle from your usual one just to call a woman a cunt using another well known username.  

If you're gonna say it, say it.  And own it.  Don't try clever little sock handles that are well known to pull their sexist attempts at "humor."  Honestly man, this is beneath even you.  

Creating a sock is a bitchass move. Creating a sock just so you can call women cunts is a cunty move.

Shit, my apologies Rex....I was given bad intel that it was you.  

But I'll reiterate this to Frank/Sack........this kinda pedantic shit is sophomoric, even for you.  Just post this kinda insulting language under your regular handle.  I think you were trying to be cute and use my old handle to try and eventually pass it off as me when you got enough shit for it.  But c'mon man.  You know my sense of humor, I really don't think anything is off limits so long as we don't publicly out people's real identities.  But creating that handle just to throw "cunt" around so you could blame it on me down the road.  That's beyond juvenile.  Let me guess, your closing argument would have been, "What?  Whuh?  Well, well......Lobo started it!"  

On 4/30/2024 at 1:47 PM, safe sex said:

Lmao at framing trolling, bigotry, and fascism as matters of opinion. 

The U.S. State Department has co-signed onto the official definition of anti-Semitism developed by the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance. One of its examples of anti Semitism is comparing Israel’s actions to those of Nazi Germany. So, do you agree that, when a poster on Daily Texan or Cloak Room compares actions of IDF to the Nazis, that they are being racist?

Or is that just a matter of opinion?

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Shit, my apologies Rex....I was given bad intel that it was you.  

But I'll reiterate this to Frank/Sack........this kinda pedantic shit is sophomoric, even for you.  Just post this kinda insulting language under your regular handle.  I think you were trying to be cute and use my old handle to try and eventually pass it off as me when you got enough shit for it.  But c'mon man.  You know my sense of humor, I really don't think anything is off limits so long as we don't publicly out people's real identities.  But creating that handle just to throw "cunt" around so you could blame it on me down the road.  That's beyond juvenile.  Let me guess, your closing argument would have been, "What?  Whuh?  Well, well......Lobo started it!"  

Not me.  I do chuckle at the misfit losers we have here from cloak room that spend their days negging.  Sad people with sad lives.  

so do I have this right? a couple of repeatedly banned socks are telling imma that applebee's slams and his board is all kinds of fucked up? and that they are the real majority? is that really what's going on here?

 

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

so do I have this right? a couple of repeatedly banned socks are telling imma that applebee's slams and his board is all kinds of fucked up? and that they are the real majority? is that really what's going on here?

 

It’s the new norm. 

How ya' feeling, Norm.?

"Surly, Sammy.  Surly.  It's a dog-eat-dog message board in here and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."  

Dammit, I had something for this.

14 hours ago, statsman said:

The U.S. State Department has co-signed onto the official definition of anti-Semitism developed by the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance. One of its examples of anti Semitism is comparing Israel’s actions to those of Nazi Germany. So, do you agree that, when a poster on Daily Texan or Cloak Room compares actions of IDF to the Nazis, that they are being racist?

Or is that just a matter of opinion?

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29 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

How ya' feeling, Norm.?

"Surly, Sammy.  Surly.  It's a dog-eat-dog message board in here and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."  

Dammit, I had something for this.

“What are you up to, Norm?”

”My ideal weight if I was eleven feet tall.”

I always loved those, probably knew every one 'em at some point in my younger days.  

But they wrapped it beautifully in the finale.  When Norm locks the door after everyone leaves.  And he asks Sam (obviously referring to something else), "You know what I love, Sammy?"  

Malone, "Beer, Norm?"  

Norm, "Sure, I got time for another."  

it was timed and executed so perfectly.  

I guess Surly is like Cheers in that respect.  Buncha drunken know-it-all, sarcastic assholes, salty women, backwater dumb asses, shitty takes, and sports loyalty to a fault.  but in end, it's funny and it's got heart.  

Well it's not gonna be exactly like last time, troph.

And most of the male posters think they're Sam Malone in that they worry about their hair, regale us with the glory days of their athletic prowess, and claim to only bang 10's.  

Most of us are mashups of Norm, Cliff, Frasier, Woody, Carla, Coach, Diane, and Rebecca.  Drunks, Know-it-Alls, Filled with Texas backwoods hick charm, Fairly well-educated, Scathingly insulting, Dense by Sweet, Delusional, and Insecure.  

In the end, we're that old guy at the end of the bar in the thick glasses just yelling at the clouds.  

@HendersonHorns You said in the UT protest thread that you had your account crowd sourced, including posts outside of CR. What was your old username? 

I'll apologize for any negs I may have given to any of your posts about wanting lower marginal tax rates on the 1% or fewer industrial regulations. 

Let's see the receipts?

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On 5/2/2024 at 9:08 AM, troph said:

so do I have this right? a couple of repeatedly banned socks are telling imma that applebee's slams and his board is all kinds of fucked up? and that they are the real majority? is that really what's going on here?

 

I don’t think any of Rex’s socks have been banned.  He just pitches a bitch fit and has imma delete his shit.  Then comes back a couple of weeks later and denies he’s the same dude.

Yeah, he’s got some solid takes on energy and sports but spends most of his time complaining how oppressed his speech is.  Sounds familiar to his false messiah   

im honestly disappointed he hasn’t done his annual reveal of my real name on here.  It usually happens in Winter/Spring. He’s actually a decent guy IRL but we’ve all been assholes on here so no judgement.  Just keep it anonymous.  

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

im honestly disappointed he hasn’t done his annual reveal of my real name on here.  It usually happens in Winter/Spring. He’s actually a decent guy IRL but we’ve all been assholes on here so no judgement.  Just keep it anonymous.  

How many times do you have to repeat the same thing? We get it. This is becoming worse than your Heidi Cruz broken record bit.

Sorry Barbara.  He once posted my wife’s name.  I hold grudges.  You’re young, you’ll scroll past this and bounce back.  I have faith in you; you seem to do helpful work IRL.  Guy comes back a half dozen years times a year under different handles including mine, but I mention it and I’m the asshole?  I mean I am; but objection your honor!!! ;) 

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Sorry Barbara.  He once posted my wife’s name.  I hold grudges.  You’re young, you’ll scroll past this and bounce back.  I have faith in you; you seem to do helpful work IRL.  Guy comes back a half dozen years times a year under different handles including mine, but I mention it and I’m the asshole?  I mean I am; but objection your honor!!! ;) 

Your reruns aren’t nearly as entertaining as Seinfeld reruns that I can watch 100x. Sometimes you have to come up with new material.

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t have any socks.  Lol.

I used to be Ted Striker on HF, changed to RK on Shag and here. I’m a big Airplane! fan. I disappeared from ‘21 (?) to a few months ago out of irrational fear my posts would be tied to my real identity.  I imagine others when they leave have the same fear. That’s why I wanted my posts scrubbed. 

 

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The OG Rex asks to get all his shit deleted and porterhouse shows up.  Porterhouse asks to get all his shit deleted and within days Rex shows up again.  There was another character in there at some point that left in a hissy fit but I forgot the name.  It was obviously you.

 

For a guy who has me on ignore, Rex.  You seem to remember a lotta details regarding quotes of mine.  Only time I worry about you is when you quit bitching like a woman.  

It was, and forgive me for not getting this 100% accurate in my old age---Summer of 2017 or 2018.  Blacklab gave you a serious dressing down.  Then another occasion, again my apologies I don't hold you in high enough regard to the specifics, but you copied and pasted our real names.  And then again, you fucking shit for brains, in Winter of 2023, you did it again.  Imma send you a lot of messages about it, we can print receipts if you need a reminder.  Two fucking rules man, you don't post people's real names, no matter what.  Not even if you think they're asking for it.  Secondly, you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life being a man...don't open your fucking mouth about real life shit on a messages board.  Smart as you are, the most basic shit evades you.  Go ahead and retort as you adjacently post in real time you don't read any of your shit.  You fucking child.  

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On 5/3/2024 at 3:17 PM, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t have any socks.  Lol.

I used to be Ted Striker on HF, changed to RK on Shag and here. I’m a big Airplane! fan. I disappeared from ‘21 (?) to a few months ago out of irrational fear my posts would be tied to my real identity.  I imagine others when they leave have the same fear. That’s why I wanted my posts scrubbed. 

This guy is such a repetitive beating, and he misremembers all kinds of things and/or makes shit up. I revealed his name here, exactly once, because he had bragged to the point of releasing it himself. I know his name because another poster I know gave it to me, and I’m pretty sure he constantly confuses me with that guy. I never should have done it because he won’t shut the fuck up about it. I have no idea who his wife is or what her name is. He has zero idea of who I am or what I do for a living. 

I don’t release his name on an annual basis and have only done it once. It was wrong, particularly given my own fears. But he’ll claim he knows me in real life, that I released his wife’s name and that I do this on an annual basis. None of that is true. 

Tell you what Trump-worshipping dipshit, trust-fund fuckhead.  You've been dying to it again since you came back to the board.  Post my real name one more time and I'll leave the board for good.  I cant' speak to what the owners/admins do after that, but it's in your bones...you want to do it for the 4th time.  So just do it.  be a man for one fucking day in your life.  Post my real name and I'll leave the board for good.  Go head, you want to do it.  You used to have the stones to do it.  Be that hero your family so desperately needs right now.  And I'm gone.  Do the board a favor.  Plus you can be a man for a day in your life..  

I have no idea, but I know that Rex Kramer was clearly Porterhouse(airplane avatar) and denies it, so not really gonna believe anything else he says.

Well he went from denying he ever had any handles and had never posted my real name to at least acknowledging he’s had more than one handle on here and posted my real name once.  Who knows what tomorrow will bring?  Except more cowardice on his part, obviously.  

It's funny how Portahouse constantly claimed he wasn't Rex, and now Rex is claiming he's not Portahouse in the exact same way

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