April 19, 20241 yr Were you critical of them singing it, or critical of them being "videoed singing it on a party bus".
April 19, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, immamac said: revenue is up not down. Ads were down because of a depressed market and apparently I was serving blank impressions to logged in users for the better part of 5 months. Oops. NIL program specific revenue is down and I’ve answered that pretty clearly. If you don’t want to pay players because of some shit that happens in cloak room on this website then whatever. I don’t make any money off it. I lose 3.5% because I gross up the payment processing fees. half of the potential market for surly is not turned off/away/leaving/gone/whatever the fuck it is you are insinuating because of cloak room and the general discussion which is similar everywhere, not just on surly. You don't understand your business model at all. Good luck.
April 19, 20241 yr Author Just now, Thetexashammer said: You don't understand your business model at all. Good luck. lmao explain it to me then?
April 19, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said: You don't understand your business model at all. Good luck.
April 19, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, immamac said: lmao explain it to me then? I've already described the value proposition that this website offers. Well, it did in the past. Your understanding of that value proposition is different it appears.
April 19, 20241 yr Author Just now, Thetexashammer said: I've already described the value proposition that this website offers. Well, it did in the past. Your understanding of that value proposition is different it appears. I think you have no idea what you are talking about and it's extremely evident. You think the market for message boards is growing, like you honestly believe that? You think that there are MORE fans now than there were in 2004-2009? That's a serious question, you think people are more engaged with Longhorn sports and football specifically than 20 years ago? You think people want to come here and talk politics and news? Like that's what you think this site is? Weren't you the one who said that football board isn't even busy and is dead during the season when there's no way to actually slice the data that paints a picture of that? Nothing, not access patterns, not a single metric. You think that football, recruiting and talk around that is not the driving force behind this website? You think it's "Texas news and current events"? You think our food board is just so legendary that people come from all over the internet to read our threads?
April 19, 20241 yr Author Here's a spoiler alert for you. People like this site because we have no corporate overlords and we don't give a shit what the institution thinks about what our users say. Our brand has always been irreverence to the established "proper fandom" experience. This is a place for people who love hard and hate hard, with opinions they feel strongly about and are willing to spend time thinking through why they formulated those opinions. We don't sunshine pump, we don't set an agenda, we let the community self moderate and go where it needs to go without outside intervention from anyone else.
April 19, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, immamac said: I think you have no idea what you are talking about and it's extremely evident. You think the market for message boards is growing, like you honestly believe that? You think that there are MORE fans now than there were in 2004-2009? That's a serious question, you think people are more engaged with Longhorn sports and football specifically than 20 years ago? You think people want to come here and talk politics and news? Like that's what you think this site is? Weren't you the one who said that football board isn't even busy and is dead during the season when there's no way to actually slice the data that paints a picture of that? Nothing, not access patterns, not a single metric. You think that football, recruiting and talk around that is not the driving force behind this website? You think it's "Texas news and current events"? You think our food board is just so legendary that people come from all over the internet to read our threads? I'm tapping out bro. You are a nightmare. You know some human beings are pleasant to deal with and can hold a conversation without being offensive. You are not that. 7 minutes ago, immamac said: Here's a spoiler alert for you. People like this site because we have no corporate overlords and we don't give a shit what the institution thinks about what our users say. Our brand has always been irreverence to the established "proper fandom" experience. This is a place for people who love hard and hate hard, with opinions they feel strongly about and are willing to spend time thinking through why they formulated those opinions. We don't sunshine pump, we don't set an agenda, we let the community self moderate and go where it needs to go without outside intervention from anyone else. I think if you understood your customer acquisition model you would have said it. I think if you had a rational basis for excluding 50% of your potential customers, you would have said it.
April 19, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said: I never sang it and we laughed at an older active member trying to teach us as pledges the words. What else Gil Bang’d? You laughed. A decent person may have said "fuck this shit, I want nothing to do with any organization that promotes this racist hatred" and would have bailed the fuck out. You laughed.
April 19, 20241 yr Author 1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said: I'm tapping out bro. You are a nightmare. You know some human beings are pleasant to deal with and can hold a conversation without being offensive. You are not that. I think if you understood your customer acquisition model you would have said it. I think if you had a rational basis for excluding 50% of your potential customers, you would have said it. You come in here with hot takes claiming I don't know my own business model, I explain to you the exact business model and you don't even refute it. You just continue to triple down on some premise that is actually a figment of your imagination. Our customer acquisition model isn't to get everyone on the internet to come here and post. If you read this thread at all you would realize that there is a balance on who the community wants here and it's not the shitposters from twitter and it's not the mindless drone content consumers from Instagram and tiktok. You know what we need more of? Young people who are ~22-28. You didn't read this thread though, because you don't care about _actually_ being right or presenting fact based evidence showing that we are "excluding 50% of our potential donor base to burnt ends". Instead you come in here acting like a persecuted member of society when in reality you are just a completely deranged person who is living in a fake bubble lala land of your own creation.
April 19, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said: I think if you understood your customer acquisition model you would have said it. I think if you had a rational basis for excluding 50% of your potential customers, you would have said it. Please explain to us again how this site is excluding "50%" of potential customers? And how would one reel them in without having others feel "excluded"?
April 19, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, immamac said: You come in here with hot takes claiming I don't know my own business model, I explain to you the exact business model and you don't even refute it. You just continue to triple down on some premise that is actually a figment of your imagination. Our customer acquisition model isn't to get everyone on the internet to come here and post. If you read this thread at all you would realize that there is a balance on who the community wants here and it's not the shitposters from twitter and it's not the mindless drone content consumers from Instagram and tiktok. You know what we need more of? Young people who are ~22-28. You didn't read this thread though, because you don't care about _actually_ being right or presenting fact based evidence showing that we are "excluding 50% of our potential donor base to burnt ends". Instead you come in here acting like a persecuted member of society when in reality you are just a completely deranged person who is living in a fake bubble lala land of your own creation. Even if you are correct, this is totally unprofessional.
April 19, 20241 yr Author Just now, Thetexashammer said: Even if you are correct, this is totally unprofessional. You think this is a professional website? I didn't know this was the bastion of professionalism. My bad, I thought this was a website on the internet that has the tagline: I must have gotten lost on my way to business insider or something.
April 19, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, immamac said: You think this is a professional website? I didn't know this was the bastion of professionalism. My bad, I thought this was a website on the internet that has the tagline: I must have gotten lost on my way to business insider or something. Applebee's ain't the greatest restaurant in the world but if my waiter acted like you I'd fucking slap them upside their head.
April 19, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said: Even if you are correct, this is totally unprofessional.
April 19, 20241 yr Author Just now, Thetexashammer said: Applebee's ain't the greatest restaurant in the world but if my waiter acted like you I'd fucking slap them upside their head. If you came into dick's last resort and told the waiter they were being a dick and mean to you and that you needed to speak to the manager, then the manager came out and explained to you that it's a theme restaurant that the entire premise is that the server's are dicks to you and that's kinda the fun of hte restaurant and then you told them "WELL BY GOLLY I WONT BE COMING BACK AND IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE THE APPLEBEES WAITERS YOUD HAVE 50% MORE CUSTOMERS" that's you, right now.
April 19, 20241 yr I don't think I've ever written this word unironically...but the snowflake vibes are palpable on this page.
April 19, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: I'm tapping out bro. You are a nightmare. You know some human beings are pleasant to deal with and can hold a conversation without being offensive. You are not that. LOL "The Texas Hammer" is upset by some guy's message board demeanor.... Have you ever SEEN a Jim Adler commercial before? Dude is 10 times worse of a person to deal with than anything posted in this thread.
April 19, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: Applebee's ain't the greatest restaurant in the world but if my waiter acted like you I'd fucking slap them upside their head.
April 19, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: Applebee's ain't the greatest restaurant in the world but if my waiter acted like you I'd fucking slap them upside their head. It's crazy that imma is comparable to an Applebee's waiter in your upside down mental model of the world. Good Lord dude lol
April 19, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: I'm tapping out bro. You are a nightmare. You know some human beings are pleasant to deal with and can hold a conversation without being offensive. You are not that.
April 19, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Captainant said: It's crazy that imma is comparable to an Applebee's waiter in your upside down mental model of the world. Good Lord dude lol Look, I stand up now to Immamac to inquire, "Are we getting pizza shooters or mozzarella sticks anytime soon?" And yes, our most self-touted 'alpha' posters tend to be the most sensitive. As in real life. Also "Palace of Degenerates".........that would also make for a finely named Gentleman's Club.
April 19, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, YGIFS said: Look, I stand up now to Immamac to inquire, "Are we getting pizza shooters or mozzarella sticks anytime soon?" And yes, our most self-touted 'alpha' posters tend to be the most sensitive. As in real life. Also "Palace of Degenerates".........that would also make for a finely named Gentleman's Club. I can spring for Extreme Fajitas Edited April 19, 20241 yr by Frank Drebin
April 19, 20241 yr Immamac's Applebee's is known for their jalapeno poppers more than anything. They're so good, makes you wanna slap somebody.
April 19, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: Applebee's ain't the greatest restaurant in the world but if my waiter acted like you I'd fucking slap them upside their head. no you wouldn't
April 19, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said: LOL "The Texas Hammer" is upset by some guy's message board demeanor.... Have you ever SEEN a Jim Adler commercial before? Dude is 10 times worse of a person to deal with than anything posted in this thread. Maybe immamac should change his username to Thetexasmallet.
April 19, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: I'm tapping out bro. You are a nightmare. You know some human beings are pleasant to deal with and can hold a conversation without being offensive. You are not that. I think if you understood your customer acquisition model you would have said it. I think if you had a rational basis for excluding 50% of your potential customers, you would have said it. 11 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: Even if you are correct, this is totally unprofessional. How can a grown ass man be this much of a pussy?
April 19, 20241 yr It's deja vu. Wasn't this "TOo lIBRuL NObODy wILL bUy" nonsense hashed like last year or something? Same ol' dumbasses, I assume.
April 19, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, immamac said: HH at Applebees soon. Whatever, but there better not be a rat in the cobb salad.
April 19, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Frank Drebin said: I can spring for Extreme Fajitas Applebees has an NIL program?
April 24, 20241 yr On 4/19/2024 at 2:13 PM, Captainant said: 45th and Lamar Chilis or bust I remember going to their soft opening. I worked at the one in Round Rock off 620 and the mall for a bit during college.
April 25, 20241 yr Before BL starting issuing ban waves, is the state governor illegally arresting dozens of students and a few journalists off of Speedway Drive in front of the steps of Gregory Gymnasium NOT a current event worthy of discussion on a UT current events board? Edited April 25, 20241 yr by Captainant
April 25, 20241 yr That is some fucking dogwater ass moderation I'm not gonna lie I understand what BL does most of the time but holy hell what a stupid, stupid thing to do
April 25, 20241 yr WTF, the entire discussion was completely nuked? The biggest story of the day can’t be discussed on the current events board?
April 25, 20241 yr It has long been proven on this site that there are myriad posters that bitch and moan when we discuss campus happenings regarding UT-Austin on a Longhorn-based message board. Apparently it's a bridge too far.
April 25, 20241 yr On 4/19/2024 at 9:43 AM, mdmost said: Maybe immamac should change his username to Thetexasmallet. Thetexasballpeen
April 29, 20241 yr On 4/12/2024 at 11:13 PM, immamac said: Top 10 in order all time (since March 2018) Top 10 since January 1 2023 Damn safe sex what is you doing?
April 29, 20241 yr I mean, I think we all saw what he said/did in that "danger seeker" stunt by the railroad tracks back in the 70's.
April 29, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said: I am? That’s news to me. Please tell me more. Go sing your little jingle and shut the fuck up, racist.
April 29, 20241 yr 35 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said: I don’t know why you didn’t respond and don’t care. Don’t ever associate me with being a racist you fucking clown, @BurntOrange&White. You’re still thinking about this? Holy shit man I must have touched a nerve in that racist body of yours.
April 30, 20241 yr 23 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Damn safe sex what is you doing? Not suffering trolls, bigotry, or fascism on an Internet board with a reputation system?
April 30, 20241 yr On 4/14/2024 at 1:23 PM, Willfully Horn said: Wealthy donors have absolutely fucked up the University’s mission of being a world class institution, as they have used their influence to force UT towards backwoods redneck bullshit. You didn't like the Confederate statues? There's no pleasing some people.
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